DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Phils an alcoholic and very functioning. If you want look at a good example of it look at that moonshine recently. The stream he got it (Like a few months ago) he hated it and said he didnt want to drink it and that should have been the end of that. Except like a week or 2 ago he fucking pulled that shit out of his fridge and was trying to get people to pay him to drink it since larpers were asking him about it. If you hate something why the fuck are you keeping it in your fucking fridge for months? He fucking kept it as a back up if he runs out of normal booze.

Anyways I have a close friend I've known for 14 years and since I've known him, I knew that he liked to drink. Never once have I seen him or talked to him while he was drunk and the stories he always told me were tame. Had a government adjacent job and was moving up fast. Anyways for the last few years we've been doing a weekly podcast with my cousin, and he went radio silent a few weeks ago. He did this once a year ago when something happened to his phone on a trip. We're normally chatting daily in our group chat about shit. A week and a half after he went silent, he came back and said he was in the ER. Ended up getting hospitalized from his drinking and they found he almost his sicrosis of the liver (or whatever its called), so he had to stop drinking and he's clean. No shakes or anything, he was able to quit.

I think Phil is like that. 100% functional without liquor, knows his limits, doesn't let it interfere with his mature adult larp, could quit anytime, but doing it to burn time since he doesn't have much fulfilling in life.
 
We always talk about his alcohol. But he use to smoke cannabis too. No idea how much because it's a dice roll if he'll admit that alone. I think he told a story one time that he smoked some in college and passed out. IDK what street weed was like back then. But every dealer now is above 20% THC and no CBD so him passing out from that makes sense. We know he drinks a few times a week at least because of those bank leaks. So I wonder what his cannabis use at least was like. It's legal in his state and he has no transactions for any bud shops or Bitcoin/Monero purchases so he doesn't anymore.
 
Urusei Baktsura said:
We always talk about his alcohol. But he use to smoke cannabis too. No idea how much because it's a dice roll if he'll admit that alone. I think he told a story one time that he smoked some in college and passed out. IDK what street weed was like back then. But every dealer now is above 20% THC and no CBD so him passing out from that makes sense. We know he drinks a few times a week at least because of those bank leaks. So I wonder what his cannabis use at least was like. It's legal in his state and he has no transactions for any bud shops or Bitcoin/Monero purchases so he doesn't anymore.
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I don't think he ever smoked weed, or if he did he did it once when he was young. All of his smoking weed stories somehow mirror elements from either either Reefer Madness, South Park or Dude Where's My Car?
 
Cucktry Roads said:
I think Phil is like that. 100% functional without liquor, knows his limits, doesn't let it interfere with his mature adult larp, could quit anytime, but doing it to burn time since he doesn't have much fulfilling in life.
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Agree with everything here but I think "100% functional" is misnomer.

Sure he can do his job but considering he spends all his fucking money on gacha while assblasted drunk then he'll be having an anxiety/depression crash the morning after. Probably explains his mood on his copecast.

It definitely impacts his life heavily.
 
He most likely smoked weed exactly once, puffed harder than any first-timer, and got too fucked up and didn't have fun.

The embellishments of the story to make it seem like a Seth Rogen film is just like all of his other stories, added fanfic to make himself seem more interesting than he really is
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
FInally, Phil is not an alcoholic. Never was. Sure, he drinks heavily from time to time. But any kind of true addiction is impossible to hide and control. If Phil was a true alcoholic, he would not be able to control himself during his drinking streams. He would also be fatter. His one true addiction was glaringly obvious when he was playing gacha games on stream.
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I agree with everything you wrote, but this part is in my opinion not true, or let's say, he could also be an alcoholic. A lot of functional alcoholic can be the ones who drink less than the others when they go out drinking, but after they left (earlier than the rest) and got home, they empty the big bottles when they are alone. Same here, Phil could show restraint and will power on stream, and in my opinion he often does this in an performative way, and then drink way more when the camera is not pointing at him or the stream is over. I do not know if Phil is an alcoholic, I can see arguments for your view that he is a heavy drinker at times, but not an alcoholic, or that he is indeed a functional alcoholic (if we want to combine the words functional and Phil).
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
Posting a BSP video? I’ve got my eye on you. That guy’s a fucking retard and the video subject, Phil’s fitness, doesn’t require investigation, especially by boring fitfat ex-pig theater kid BSP.

Anyhow, I hope Phil’s continues to catch bits and pieces of the abnormally high amount of TIHYDP-style attention he’s getting. We know how he reacts to reminders that the world doesn’t take him seriously in any fashion.
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Holy hell dentractors can be just as cringe as phil sometimes. Half his videos are deboonking phils fitness claims, which is completely pointless and retarded, and the other half of his videos are of him working out, that he paywalled, like a faggot.

Then he post cartoons of himself drawn as a greek god next to cartoons of phil drawn as a fat slob. How fucking embarassing is that. Hes the literal embodyment of 'i drew you as the soyjack so I win' reddit meme.

We dont deserve a better breed of detractors but I wish we had them.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
I don't think he ever smoked weed, or if he did he did it once when he was young. All of his smoking weed stories somehow mirror elements from either either Reefer Madness, South Park or Dude Where's My Car?
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He didn't have friends to smoke with when he was young, or he would have said the classic, "sometimes it takes people a couple times before they get high, not everyone gets high on the first time". When that is obvious bullshit, kids that don't get high their first time is because they don't know how to smoke and the whole concept is foreign to them. Anyone that smokes even cigarettes will tell you the first time you smoke it hits you the hardest because it's brand new to your body. I remember the first few cigs i smoked got me really fucking high and dizzy even.
 
It's pretty obvious he had no friends growing up. When your friend didn't answer the phone, you got on your bike to go find them. Phil was never taught to ride one, which is pure insanity.

His dad probably tried, but he probably whined and complained. Unless his mom got an invite to a birthday party for some kid on the street, he was a shut-in with his mommy being pampered to all his wishes and demands.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Except like a week or 2 ago he fucking pulled that shit out of his fridge and was trying to get people to pay him to drink it since larpers were asking him about it. If you hate something why the fuck are you keeping it in your fucking fridge for months? He fucking kept it as a back up if he runs out of normal booze.
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he instantly throws beef he doesn't need in the trash but keeps alcohol he "hates"? :thinking:
 
Yung Dalph said:
He most likely smoked weed exactly once, puffed harder than any first-timer, and got too fucked up and didn't have fun.

The embellishments of the story to make it seem like a Seth Rogen film is just like all of his other stories, added fanfic to make himself seem more interesting than he really is
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That would be the best way to make a movie about DSP. Sort of like the El Crimson King videos where they juxtapose his narration/explanation of his life versus what actually happens:

Imagine this but also for the helicopter company job (where he drove major changes!), the FGC, Khet (soul maid who is just doing rounds of laundry and washing dishes and playing Skrim Vanilla IRL), his shopping trolley getting stolen, his tax payments being spent on gacha and all of that.

If it were done right it would be one way to make the story of DSP appealing and actually comprehensible by way, way more people.
 
Cucktry Roads said:
Phils an alcoholic and very functioning. If you want look at a good example of it look at that moonshine recently. The stream he got it (Like a few months ago) he hated it and said he didnt want to drink it and that should have been the end of that. Except like a week or 2 ago he fucking pulled that shit out of his fridge and was trying to get people to pay him to drink it since larpers were asking him about it. If you hate something why the fuck are you keeping it in your fucking fridge for months? He fucking kept it as a back up if he runs out of normal booze.
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Even ignoring the fact he spends so much money at total wine despite never going anywhere or entertain guests. Just watch how he takes a shot like a seasoned pro. He slowly drinks it and holds it in his mouth and swishes it about. I dont know anyone that would swish around hard liqueur.
 
GodModule said:
Is it true Phil can't ride a bike? I swear I saw him say it once but I dunno if I was tripping
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He recently said he couldn't ride a bike and then corrected himself and said he couldn 't ride one very well because it's been so long. So he probably can't, because it's impossible to forget how to ride a bike. That idea is completely universal.
 
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