💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

Jack fancies himself some champion of liberty but in truth is authoritarian on a molecular level.

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No, I counter Jack is 100% the modern American political animal that is completely and thoroughly libertarian for personal issues and authoritarian for everything that begins at his property line, so he'd gleefully cheat on taxes, lie to a cop, rage against official abuses if they affect him and cheer on election interference IF it works in his favor. True authoritarians want law and order everywhere, people like Jack love chaos and mayhem if it hurts people they hate.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

No, I counter Jack is 100% the modern American political animal that is completely and thoroughly libertarian for personal issues and authoritarian for everything that begins at his property line, so he'd gleefully cheat on taxes, lie to a cop, rage against official abuses if they affect him and cheer on election interference IF it works in his favor. True authoritarians want law and order everywhere, people like Jack love chaos and mayhem if it hurts people they hate.

Exactly.

He's the type that wants maximum freedom for himself but minimum freedom for everybody else unless they too toe the line and do only what he wants them to do. It's all down to what he can get out of the whole deal.

 

[Shartavius]

To me, Jack's obstreperousness is fueled by cope against the constant intrusions of the reality that he can never have the hedonistic freedoms he feels entitled to: He's diabetic, can't enjoy caffeine, has Josh's broke dick, has diminished cognition and motor control, and has zero personal independence or self-sufficiency. And he smells bad. Therefore, the only ideologies that appeal to his infantility are those that promise to punish anyone less miserable than him.

As most Internet-addicted cows seem to do, Jack's preferred form of escapism is pretending he has something to offer, and living vicariously through his own, false sense of self curated exclusively by indulging in sanctimony and bluster via the laziest paths available to him ("SIRI, post [obj] to ECKS!"), all while pretending he's not a broke ass nigga who fully intends to die on good terms with no one, and with massive amounts of debt incurred in the course of gorging on his surroundings while blatantly lying about how he manages to maintain the mass of a heifer during his multi-year "dieting" arcs.

I was tickled to see Jack's idea of public service being to count a box of a nails with only his five "functional" fingers as an abacus. He takes so many detours along his way to hell that his delusions occasionally lead him down a new and surprising garden path.

 

[AltisticRight]

In todays edition of Jack being a contrarian for no reason. He now wants to bring all of the military. Jack, the political genius, probably thinks that power projection doesn't matter and that another major power wouldn't just fill the void we leave if we pulled troops in international bases back. View attachment 7491931

So literally every western country aside from America, and in addition Japan, South Korea and a bunch of other allies just don't exist?
The CPC should thank him for making their point. America has always treated allies like shit.

I want to see a rematch between fatty and a stroke

I want to see a match between a pool of petrol and Scalfatty.

 

[Nash Vortex]

Major sugar substitute found to impair brain blood vessel cell function, posing potential stroke risk (link to original study). Emphasis mine:

Positive associations between circulating erythritol and incidence of heart attack and stroke have been observed in U.S. and European cohorts, independent of known cardiometabolic risk factors.

Here is Jack's favorite sweetener, Monk Fruit, as packaged and sold in the Hendersonville Walmart:

 

[The Stranger]

Major sugar substitute found to impair brain blood vessel cell function, posing potential stroke risk (link to original study). Emphasis mine:


Here is Jack's favorite sweetener, Monk Fruit, as packaged and sold in the Hendersonville Walmart:

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Oh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.

I thought it was broccoli that caused strokes? Or does fatty think it's anything that isn't GUD MEAT that causes strokes?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I thought it was broccoli that caused strokes? Or does fatty think it's anything that isn't GUD MEAT that causes strokes?

No, it's broccoli that causes kidney stones. It's blueberry muffins that cause strokes.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

It's blueberry muffins that cause strokes.

Also, energy drinks and coffee. He had a stroke while driving his family to Vegas some years back and blamed it on one or both of those. (The lack of basic humanity required to almost kill your family and still change absolutely nothing about how you eat or take care of yourself is astonishing.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The lack of basic humanity required to almost kill your family and still change absolutely nothing about how you eat or take care of yourself is astonishing.

He’s one of the most selfish people I’ve ever observed, way more than my own personal IRL Jack. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

 

[mars]

Also, energy drinks and coffee. He had a stroke while driving his family to Vegas some years back and blamed it on one or both of those. (The lack of basic humanity required to almost kill your family and still change absolutely nothing about how you eat or take care of yourself is astonishing.)

What bugs me is that he tries all these fad diets, and for most people those diets result in temporary weight loss. Not many people sustain the weight loss because but people do lose weight while they're on them. However, he never lost any weight. He was too stupid and lacked the willpower to even lose weight temporarily. He would keep obviously cheating on his diet in front of us like we wouldn't notice that he's eating a bunch of sweets and bread while saying he's on a keto diet or whatever. Plus of course any sort of cardio or exercise is out. He'd rather limp around, slur his words and die in a few years than walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes a day. It legitimately makes me upset that he has experienced multiple wake up calls, multiple rock bottoms, but he's genuinely too stubborn and retarded to heed them. A lot of people don't get as many chances as him, a lot of people it's one and done.

 

[Neko GF]

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA​

(06/13/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[p1138]

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA​

(06/13/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8

Spoiler: Local Archive

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA - Cooking With Jack Show (1080p, h264).mp4

So another video not even 6 minutes long, and uses the first 2 minutes to call out someone bitching about his pronunciation of cumin, and acting like a snotty brat claiming he's right because chatgpt of all fucking things.

"pizza with no crust"

Tammy pre-diced his onions. Pile of shreddy cheese with sawdust.

Proceeds to layer cheese and toppings on some parchment paper(probably actually wax paper knowing how retarded he is) with no sauce but then still adds onions, pepperoncinis, and jalapenos, none of which is carnivore.

"I'm not gonna lie this looks edible" holy fuck when even Fatty's standards are that low... but we all know they aren't. This is one of his favorite dishes, a pile of meat, cheese, and grease.

"It's oily on the bottom, I don't know if I like that but it looks edible" what the fuck did you expect? It's literally just a pile of meat, cheese, and grease.

"IJUNDOZIS" because even after he cut the camera he's STILL talking with his mouth full for some reason. "ZIZGUD"

"Being on carnivore for a year" wasn't on carnivore for a fucking week. It's also been closer to a year and a half, but we can't expect mushbrain to understand the passage of time.

 

[the khat quaffer]

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA​

(06/13/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8

Spoiler: Local Archive

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA - Cooking With Jack Show (1080p, h264).mp4

what the fuck are those stink lines around his ass? did he fart? I didn't know bitmojis could do that.



Nothing says "who's hungry?" like letting out a big wet shart while clutching your bulbous, gargantuan stomach.

edit: stuff

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair, most of the educated left thinks that there is some insurance executive laughing manically while denying life-saving procedures. So I don’t really think that Jack is that that far removed from the other side of the political spectrum. But the way that he conducts himself is beyond horrifying and makes him stand out against his philosophical antipodes.

What's weird to me is Jack constantly spews the dumb boomer views of the dimmest Trumper, to the point even Trumpers are embarrassed by his bullshit, but meanwhile, he's too brain-damaged to recognize wokeshit when he's looking it in the face and has every stereotypical SJW trait from being a total Karen to soyfacing constantly to narcissistically viewing himself as being at the center of the universe.

It's like there's something to be pissed off about for anyone with this fat, evil fuck.

And that's not even just including the original core audience of people shocked by his abominations against the culinary arts. That's like how he draws you in by seeming like a harmless bumbling fool who is just bad at cooking, or at least that's how he originally was, then you realize he's an absolutely abominable cunt of a human who needs to be savagely beaten on top of that.

Oh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.

And ranting about duh vaxx while monk fruit also doubles the risk of blood clots.

He would keep obviously cheating on his diet in front of us like we wouldn't notice that he's eating a bunch of sweets and bread while saying he's on a keto diet or whatever.

And then he'd throw an angy baby tantrum when anyone pointed out what he was doing openly.

Also that kid with whatever Nurgle bukkake he has on his face in "Playing With Your Food" just creeps me the fuck out. What is even up with that?

 

[densedance]

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA​

(06/13/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8

Spoiler: Local Archive

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA - Cooking With Jack Show (1080p, h264).mp4

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Oh the fucking irony of Jack thinking SHURGAR causes strokes and replacing it with a sweetener that's linked to strokes.

PREFER MONGFROO

THX MOM






Woof, this was the radio station free-use pass around? I’d rather fuck a dude than Tammy if you held a gun to my head and told me I’d have to make a choice or die . Holy shit Tammy was horrifyingly ugly back then.

What bugs me is that he tries all these fad diets, and for most people those diets result in temporary weight loss. Not many people sustain the weight loss because but people do lose weight while they're on them. However, he never lost any weight. He was too stupid and lacked the willpower to even lose weight temporarily. He would keep obviously cheating on his diet in front of us like we wouldn't notice that he's eating a bunch of sweets and bread while saying he's on a keto diet or whatever. Plus of course any sort of cardio or exercise is out. He'd rather limp around, slur his words and die in a few years than walk on a treadmill for 30 minutes a day. It legitimately makes me upset that he has experienced multiple wake up calls, multiple rock bottoms, but he's genuinely too stubborn and retarded to heed them. A lot of people don't get as many chances as him, a lot of people it's one and done.

He belongs on GLP-1’s.

Maybe Trump will mandate that fatties take glp-1’s. It’s ok to be fascist about some things (as far as I’m concerned (we must be extremistly unacceptable of certain body types). I’m far enough to the right to think that the government should force vaccines. Jack should be too if he doesn’t want to be some commie liberal

 

[Super Hans v2]

Woof, this was the radio station free-use pass around?

I demand the court force a DNA test of Jack and Dennis Rader. The Milkman must be found.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

First Jack wanted every single US Military officer around the world to come to America to deal with LA, and now he wants every construction worker to waste their time too



Of course he's against education



Super informed Jack somehow doesn't know about the close relationship between America and Israel



Jack gets passive aggressive



Jack also admits to more murder fantasies



Jack acts big brained about multiple things happening at once



Malding about Craigslist



Don't know if anyone posted his review of Ballerina, but after seeing it, it's fucking absurd he says this violent R-Rated action movie is safe for the "whole family"

 

[Adamska]

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA​

(06/13/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Yfj4H2EkSE8

Spoiler: Local Archive

BOTTOMLESS PIZZA - Cooking With Jack Show (1080p, h264).mp4

What's the point of pretending to have a fake and gay diet when you choose to chow down on three different types of vegetables, one of which is specifically designed to scare off the wife so you can eat all of it? That automatically fails said diet, so it's not like this is a dumb way to avoid getting bullied by your bald bitch of a brother.

Honestly, there's no reason not to use tomato sauce. Also at that point just make a fucking crust, or turn it into a shitty pizza bowl knock off. The latter is actively worse than a proper pizza, but it'd still be nicer than this shitty cheese crisp drowning in meat.

This cheese alchemy bullshit will never taste like the rich and chewy crust of a proper pizza. It's really amusing that he constantly keeps trying to duplicate bread while pretending he thinks it's flavorless.

TBH I only clicked this mostly to see if he was dumb enough to mix ricotta cheese with arrabiata sauce again for the sauce. He did not.