💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

Closing arguments just started and Nick's live stream is no where in sight.
Just the biggest day to cover in the trial...

He's allegedly fucked off to Bible Camp where he shipped off his suplex victims for a week I believe. It's "family tradition" to be there when they are picked up at the end.

 

[keke]

Hoffman got so much shit wrong about that case that it actually made me angry listening to him pontificate about how Nick owes the mom an apology. If the mom's boyfriend did nothing wrong, why was he later arrested for DV and violence against a child? Are we completely disregarding Sophie's testimony and that utterly horrific video of her fighting not to go back to her mother that was scrubbed from social media? Isn't your big thing bringing light to child abuse, my guy?

The actual father was a drug user that was found with drugs when he kidnapped his kid. The point of it was, from the viewpoint on Nick being a lawyer and giving advice, he does in fact owe the mom an apology based on court rulings. It’s the right thing to call Nick out on because he loves his technicalities about what’s ‘provably’ true VS what’s technically speculation, his word games rely upon that. Gabe just explained it like shit.

But anyway. The main conclusion from the stream is Nick hits his head while Kayla smashes hers into bricks. Explains so much.

Some friends. If they witnessed physical discipline and we're so bothered by it they no longer wanted to associate with Rekietas, why did they not report possible child abuse to the authorities? Turning a blind eye to something you even suspect is going on, is worse. Truly repugnant behavior on the friends part.

It’s not illegal to intimidate or bully your child via ‘discipline’ unfortunately. Apparently they were disturbed but witnessed nothing illegal, that was Gabe’s exact wording.

 

[Vibralldo]

This short clip from one of Nick's friends (EVS) is funnier and has more insight than the whole 5 hour Gabe Keanu interview

- Nick sends pictures of himself with his polycule members to friends to try and show how cool he is (if he's willing to send that picture, imagine what else he's willing to send)

- EVS doesn't like Nick or what he's done, but likes Nick's supporters more than his haters so he sticks with Nick

- EVS thinks Nick's trying to manipulate him

- Nick DMed EVS ranting about why he doesn't like Elissa Clips

- Apparently quoted song lyrics like a faggy 14 year old to express his feelings, EVS called it "gay"

- EVS looked the full song up and apparently it's "dark" (unknown what the song is and if he means dark as in the song implies Nick is suicidal or dark as in the sing implies he wants to murder Elissa)

- EVS's cohost makes the gay argument that people only care about Nick because he's a public figure and "worse stuff happens in everyone's neighborhood"

- EVS likens Nick to his childhood friend that was a super devoted Christian that eventually rebelled against his parents because the parents were too controlling

- EVS thinks Nick was unprepared for efame and once he got 100k people and groupies he didn't know how to handle it

- Thinks some women will see a trad dad and make it a challenge to steal him from his wife

- Thinks not fucking while you're in high school makes you a pedophile (wtf) because you never get the experience of fucking a high schooler out of your system

- Says the photo is "funny" and thinks Nick sent it so EVS would spread it

 

[Nova902]

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He's allegedly fucked off to Bible Camp where he shipped off his suplex victims for a week I believe. It's "family tradition" to be there when they are picked up at the end.

thought Nick changed churches ....Oh wait if the kids are all gone he can have April over when Kayla is passed out in a KKK hole

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I knew Gabe was gay, I did not know he was a faggot.

 

[Sam Losco]

"Thank God my enemies are retards. " - Unknown 21st Century Philosopher

 

[Melty Butter]

What the fuck was Gabe thinking, she was going to run a 5 hour audio-visual documentary style presentation for him, lead an interview about a fairly sobering subject and competently manage the audience?! Has he never seen her show even once?

What I expected was, they’d do half an hour, maybe an hour of banter and build up, and then the floor would be given to Gabe for 20 minutes to do an explanation and drop of what he’d found out and why it was bad, with keanu nodding along and reacting. Then read a few superchats and Gabe could get the fuck out of there.

That could have worked! Even though the info was thin, that would have been a win for both of them.

It’s clear that he shopped this around various other shows - legal mindset said as much, it’s quite possible Meme Copium and KC said no thanks too, if that was the format he was asking for.

He obviously wanted to emulate KC’s long-form comedic alogging, but here’s the difference - PPP is a naturally entertaining lunatic with a wealth of bits, impressions and anecdotes to call on, Gabe is just some fucking rando rich guy who’s mistakenly wandered into this.

It was the lack of humility that got to me.

There's a reason that "lurk moar" is a meme here. You cannot come into this thread, read 40 posts, and know even 1% of the verified dirt on Nick. It takes work and a lot of reading.

Even then, many of us autists find ourselves back on page 1600 trying to get the facts right.

Gabe came into this story less than two weeks ago. If he needed a TL;DR, he should have gotten in touch with Null or @AltisticRight.

 

[urr13 account]

Then the dad straight fled to Mexico with her, also bad.

I dont see how this is bad, his child was being horrifically sexually abused. He should have taken her out of that situation far earlier but sadly had faith in a broken system and thought if he could just get enough attention on the matter all would be okay.

If anything the only bad thing is he didnt kill the girls mother, pedo boyfriend, grandma enabler, and the other pedophiles involved. The argument that he should have stood back and let his kid get raped is a very british way of thinking.

 

[Vibralldo]

It was the lack of humility that got to me.

There's a reason that "lurk moar" is a meme here. You cannot come into this thread, read 40 posts, and know even 1% of the verified dirt on Nick. It takes work and a lot of reading.

Even then, many of us autists find ourselves back on page 1600 trying to get the facts right.

Gabe came into this story less than two weeks ago. If he needed a TL;DR, he should have gotten in touch with Null or @AltisticRight.

I swear like a quarter of the interview was him bragging about how he's a Hollywood guy that helped take down Brian Singer and that he knows how to do things right...

Then he drops a 5 hour turd that makes him look retard

He also clearly didn't do any real research because the big bombshell was that Nick gave Michael Long advice. He was passionately shouting that it was unethical, Nick was helping a kidnapper, and Nick should lose his law license (as if this is the worst thing he's done), then thanks and praises Elissa Clips who was LITERALLY Michael Long's boyfriend when he was "kidnapping" Sophie and even helped him do it

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm hoping Gabe did some boots on the ground research at Hedonism 2, maybe even the twin cities.

It turns out Gabe, at most, did a few phone calls, likely with Faran and maybe Drex. Maybe a few locals.

Look, if you have info on Nick Rekieta and don't share it, you're feeding into his web of manipulation loop. You're continuing the cycle of passive aggressive violence he commits on his door mat of a wife and 5 wimpy, half-starved kids. If it's actionable, share it with the authorities. If it's gossip, share it on the farms. If it's some sort of vault scenario, well that's your call to allow Nick to continue his reign of terror, but you go the Sean route and just STFU, full stop. If you're going to preen around like some sort of gossipy housewife, before or after someone else drops info, go neck yourself. You're part of the problem. There's not some justifiable moral code to allowing Nick to continue on with his bullshit backroom murmurs and psychotic behavior.

If Gabe is reading the thread, he really should look into Nick's new best friend, Melton the hunchback and his Iraqi homosexual lover from New Zealand, Moody. Aside from the obvious pedo shit, Super Tips is probably a minefield of unlawfulness waiting to blow.

Melton and his homosexual Iraqi lover escaped. The real tragedy.

one thing for sure, this probably killed keanu's streaming "career",

I know you used quotes, but that career never existed. She couldn't even monetize being an onlyfans whore. She's the only woman dumb enough to marry flat broke Geno Bisconte, a guy so dumb, a random Alibaba storefront with a tiktok channel, didn't keep him on to yap about trash cans, QVC style, for 30 minutes.

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The one new bit of lore (to most of us) Gabe dropped last night, Nick screaming at Kayla, so loud and for so long, in the shower, that she concussed herself to get out of it. The ultimate in passive aggressive emotional abuse and ultimately physical abuse. And then Nick making a big deal about having to look after someone overnight because of something. The gall of this waste of space.

Think about it, Kayla is so worthless, that all she could do was try to meekly make it stop by violently ramming her head into a wall.

What happened to, "I will be us", Nitrous Nicky? Why don't you have the balls to leave this hell you've made for yourself? Preferably via a noose.

Also, fuck Bob and Celeste Rekieta for enabling this abuse.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

I swear like a quarter of the interview was him bragging about how he's a Hollywood guy that helped take down Brian Singer and that he knows how to do things right...

Then he drops a 5 hour turd that makes him look retarded

Yeah you would think that with all of his hedge fund wealth and expose` documentary experience that he had actually paid some private investigators to go out to Minnesota and dig up some shit that people didn't already know about instead of just digging through old videos.

 

[Vibralldo]

It turns out Gabe, at most, did a few phone calls, likely with Faran and maybe Drex. Maybe a few locals.

Look, if you have info on Nick Rekieta and don't share it, you're feeding into his web of manipulation loop. You're continuing the cycle of passive aggressive violence he commits on his door mat of a wife and 5 wimpy, half-starved kids. If it's actionable, share it with the authorities. If it's gossip, share it on the farms. If it's some sort of vault scenario, well that's your call to allow Nick to continue his reign of terror, but you go the Sean route and just STFU, full stop. If you're going to preen around like some sort of gossipy housewife, before or after someone else drops info, go neck yourself. You're part of the problem. There's not some justifiable moral code to allowing Nick to continue on with his bullshit backroom murmurs and psychotic behavior.

I agree 100%

If you have info on Nick and are hiding it, but keep teasing it, then you're enabling Nick's abuse of his family for your own clout and should fuck off and literally kill yourself. There's literally no reason to say "I have all this information that would give new insight to Nick's abuse... but I can't say what it is because privacy. Just know that I'm special because I have it and you don't."

If you're worried about being sued or someone else's privacy then don't even bring that you have the info up. You're not special for having access to this info, you're a child abuse enabling faggot that's almost as bad as someone like Moody. If you're one of Nick's close friends and don't want to be outed then don't tell Internet gossip people about Nick's abuse.

 

[PrestonHolt]

snip

What the fuck means "I like his supporters more than haters" does he like cummelot? Gritty? Baldofags? Ethan Ralph? Dax' JuJu the cow (the man who likes to get fucked in the ass dressed as cow" herera?

EVS have like once a month good idea - callout nick for loosing his temper against kik, but his nature fins and he gets in line carrying that broom, I don't believe he's smart enough to release that faggoty picture as 400iq nick aloging attempt.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So how did delaying that gratification work out in the end?

Congratulations @ChromaQuack! You successfully delayed gratification, going the entire five-hour-plus stream without eating your marshmallow. You passed the marshmallow test!

Now you get to not only eat your marshmallow, you get to enjoy it with a nice juicy burger too! Here's a picture of your plated burger:



IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER!

At least we got to hear at least some of what those people who have been teasing new info claim?

What we heard is that the people teasing secret info were either full of shit or tricked by people who were full of shit.

If the infamous secret 70 pages were real, if the nanny or other insiders were talking to people, it would have been surfaced from this stream. It wasn't.

There wasn't anything. Rekieta pulled a Dickers and told everybody what's in his Dropbox. Might as well start calling him ReviewLawUSA.

 

[HenryRollinsLiar]

>surf's up, duuuuuuuude

Keanu has been asked why she was named "Keanu" and she said her mom and dad love Keanu Reeves and their favorite movie is Point Break. It's no joke, she was serious. Being dumb and basic is generational legacy. Runs on both sides of the family...

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I dont see how this is bad, his child was being horrifically sexually abused. He should have taken her out of that situation far earlier but sadly had faith in a broken system and thought if he could just get enough attention on the matter all would be okay.

If anything the only bad thing is he didnt kill the girls mother, pedo boyfriend, grandma enabler, and the other pedophiles involved. The argument that he should have stood back and let his kid get raped is a very british way of thinking.

True, but very rarely in life is fleeing to Mexico the correct course of action.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah you would think that with all of his hedge fund wealth and expose` documentary experience that he had actually paid some private investigators to go out to Minnesota and dig up some shit that people didn't already know about instead of just digging through old videos.

Like most producers, I guarantee Gabe's role on An Open Secret was to pay other people to do the work for him and then take credit so he can larp as a PI that took down pedophiles

He clearly had no idea what he was doing and what was information and what wasn't

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

"Bro... bro... you can't send me THIS, where you're wearing eyeliner"

He's GAY!

rekieta_guyliner.mp4

We are absolutely in the merging of the Divorce & Tranny Arcs. Possibly a murder arc...

Knowing how Kayla dislikes Nick's April love, he sends this picture to a dude he knows will make it public. ("Your boy didn't do too bad"). He also recently stated that *if there was a divorce* Kayla would be worth "a million dollars." like he wishes people a million dollars ... with hatred, snark. & crocodile tears. (The outfit & makeup is the slowntrans drop. They are just 3 girls having fun.)

Murder? Well, Nick has been sick recently & Kayla keeps bringing him food (which we all know isn't normal).

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Keanu has been asked why she was named "Keanu" and she said her mom and dad love Keanu Reeves and their favorite movie is Point Break. It's no joke, she was serious. Being dumb and basic is generational legacy. Runs on both sides of the family...

Let us not besmirch the good name of Point Break now, please.

 

[oh no im late for school]

remember, gabe said he made a farms account. you should get it verified, gabe. null, please make sure his verification badge is a yellow, six-pointed star so there's no confusion