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[Magic Pickle]

Don't you love the taste of seafood?: a troon tricks a man into having sex with his rotpocket only for this molested mister to turn around and ghost him over feeling catfished.
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I had sex for the first time… and he didn’t know I was trans.​

Hi everyone,
I wanted to share a really vulnerable experience I had recently
I’m a 26-year-old trans woman, 7 months post-op, and recently I had sex for the first time. It wasn’t planned — or at least not like this.
A month ago I started talking to a guy from another city. We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately. Our first call lasted 4 hours. We had so many things in common, the conversation never got boring, and for once I thought: this might be worth it.
We kept texting and finally planned to meet. I traveled from my town to his, planning to just hang out, eat together, maybe have a few drinks. I wasn’t sure whether to tell him I’m trans before we met. Part of me wanted to — I really did — but I also feared being rejected before he got to know me.
We ended up spending over 25 hours together. It was romantic, cozy, full of laughter. There was a spark. We cuddled, kissed… and things became physical. He touched me, and I allowed it. It felt nice, exciting — I trusted him. He wanted to go further, but I told him I didn’t want to have sex on a first date. Truth is: I just didn’t want to do it before telling him the truth.
But the next morning, we ended up having sex anyway. It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either. He kept asking if he was hurting me, and I was trying so hard to hide my scars and stay “in the moment,” but honestly I was in shock. Not because of the sex itself, but because I hadn’t told him yet. I froze.
Later he asked subtle questions — like if I had baby photos. He asked about birth control, then asked for the brand. It was clear: he had started putting the pieces together.
That night, I called him and told him everything.
He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things." He admitted he was shocked, and needed time to process. We talked again later that night, and he was much calmer. He told me he liked my personality, that we had a genuine connection. But… he also said he struggles with how others might view him if they knew.
He asked me not to tell anyone, because he felt insecure. That hurt. We talked about staying friends — but I knew deep down that I didn't want to be someone's secret. I asked him: if you're ashamed of being with me, wouldn't being my friend cause the same fear of judgment? He said he’d feel differently — but that just didn’t sit right with me.
We left things open on Snapchat, said we might run into each other at a festival someday. But I don’t want a "maybe someday" kind of connection. I want someone who chooses me.
And still… I can’t stop thinking about him. He was sweet, respectful, and I really liked him. But I also know I deserve more than half-acceptance.
I don’t regret the experience — it taught me a lot. But emotionally, I’m still trying to find peace with it.
Thanks for reading.
Update: he blocked me and told a mutual friend he felt catfished

Shaking and crying rn!!!1: a TiF struggles with her own cowardice when people around her feel no compulsion to self-censor how they really feel about troons 'n' poons. Notice she associates bravery with maleness - sorry, little lassie, but even women have spines. Perhaps you are closer to a slug, or other boneless slimes?
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Being terrified and emasculated hearing transphobia​

This just happened as an example but it’s not the first. And I’d like to vent.
I’m a grown man- a boyish looking one, but a passing one. And I am left shaking, feeling disgusting and weak and like a freak/impostor whenever this happens. This particular time, it was having to leave a bar with my family because the grown men right next to us were violently describing “shagging trannies” and our anatomy.
I feel so angry at them but mostly at myself, for being rendered a silent coward too afraid to speak out, for being impacted so much by people so stupid and awful. It’s so humiliating. And it sets me back so far in my confidence as a man.
That’s all. I just despise it. Thanks for reading.

Pimply poon: after roughly a year and some change on HRT, this FTM is enduring catastrophic bacne despite all of her best efforts. The jumpscare here? She's a former heroin addict.
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My bacne is an epidemic and it’s taking over the world​

Bruh. Help. Me. I’m 14 months on T and I deadass thought this would chill out by now but it’s only gotten worse. I shower everyday. I use acne medicine. I don’t even have acne in my face, it’s ALL on my shoulders and my back and some on my chest and stomach. It’s driving me nuts. What have yall found, if anything, for relief. I haven’t had bacne like this since I was a heroin addict.

Do I think the idea of a regular biological male getting top surgery scars is profoundly fucking stupid? Yes, but if it irritates FTMs then I still find it somewhat hilarious. Even with that in mind, at this rate, I will vote for whomever in 2028 decides to just explode the planet.
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Cis man getting stylised top surgery scars tattooed​

I imagine everyone has probably seen or heard on TikTok about the cisgender dude that got stylised tattoos of top surgery scars, so I’m coming on here to ask what your opinions on it are?
Personally I think it is disgusting and fetishising trans men, as well as making being trans look like nothing more than some quirky, aesthetic little thing that is nothing more than an internet trend rather than a very legitimate medical condition that nobody in their right mind would ever choose to suffer from.
I also can’t believe how many tucutes on TikTok are defending him as if he somehow isn’t making a complete mockery of trans people.
I don’t really have anything else to write, but I’m interested to hear your thoughts.

Does anyone else find it somewhat eerie how casually TiFs will talk about sexual assault/physical violence from male coworkers, but TiMs are the ones acting as if they are hunted by gangs of dogs at all times? Just a funny little thing I noticed.
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Got called an it by one of my coworkers​

So like day before yesterday I got called an it and while I usually don’t give a shit that just kinda icked me out and I did (several times) tell him to stop so yesterday I just put in my 2 weeks to move to a different position (same place tho) partly bc he’s just transphobic and also he has literally physically assaulted me (I’m talking leaving actual bruises) but the position I’m moving to also gets paid more (CNA position) so I’d also be keeping my CNA license, I’m not leaving my current position strictly bc of him but he’s part of the reason and I just had enough of dealing with his bs

 

[Paper Machete]

"7 months post-op"
"We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately."
"It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either."
"He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things."

He had to have known
Or is this retarded autistic virgin on retarded autistic virgin violence?

 

[DSHK]

One night I heard what sounded like a woman screaming out back of one of the shelters, so I went and looked around. It was foxes mating. Really sounded like a woman screaming help. That was unsettling. There have been a few murders on the AT or on side trails, but the AT people say they don't keep track of it. I'm betting they do, but don't give out the info.

the boy scouts kept secret records of child molestations going back all the way to WWII that they never made public until a few years ago.

 

[Xev]

"7 months post-op"
"We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately."
"It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either."
"He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things."

He had to have known
Or is this retarded autistic virgin on retarded autistic virgin violence?

If he couldn't tell from the troon voice during an hours long convo then he is retarded.

 

[Flareanthia]

We should just start claiming that "cis" means normal or real and start proudly using it.

Hell no. The cross dressers can keep their gay made up nonsense

 

[Sean Andalou]

If he couldn't tell from the troon voice during an hours long convo then he is retarded.

Very possibly retarded.
Taking sexual advantage of retarded people is not OK.
Seriously.

 

[The Salt Mines]

If he couldn't tell from the troon voice during an hours long convo then he is retarded.

So I have some guy friends I play video games with. For some reason, they're horrible at clocking troons both through photos and voice chat. I don't know why the fuck that is the case, but 9 times out of 10 they fail. I'm always the one to be like "that's a dude, dudes" when it comes up. The photos I can be a little generous about considering the amount of filtering and editing that has to happen, but usually there is always is a tell that I think is obvious.

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

 

[Paper Machete]

So I have some guy friends I play video games with. For some reason, they're horrible at clocking troons both through photos and voice chat. I don't know why the fuck that is the case, but 9 times out of 10 they fail. I'm always the one to be like "that's a dude, dudes" when it comes up. The photos I can be a little generous about considering the amount of filtering and editing that has to happen, but usually there is always is a tell that I think is obvious.

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

Some people are really bad at telling that sort of stuff through virtual means (pictures and over the phone). People's voices sound different over the phone. I agree it seems super obvious to me. But that is 1. my brain is just good at parsing that sort of stuff, humans didn't necessarily evolve for the virtual world and 2. because I've been peaked for a while I've basically actively trained myself to immediately zero in on even subtle things most people don't think about.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

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Lil' Pooner has breached containment apparently.

There are a lot of pooners in my city, and approximately half of them resemble the lil' pooner meme to a T (the other half look like either prepubescent boys or butch lesbians). I actually have to hold back laughter in public sometimes because of how accurate it is, down to the gauges and septum piercings. Someone with a sense of humor has to be mass-manufacturing these doods somewhere.

 

[Uncle_Teds_Cabin25]

Pooner goes to Mexico for a rotdog that is now possibly necrotizing but definitely separating.

So I looked the good doctor up TIJUANA OFFICE (MAY-JULY) ONLY $1,999 USD FOR BILATERAL ORCHIECTOMY!!!

My aching sides. Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?
I love the way his advertisements are written out: like a sleazy used car lot sale.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

This particular time, it was having to leave a bar with my family because the grown men right next to us were violently describing “shagging trannies” and our anatomy.

I don't believe for a moment this went down the way she's describing it, but assuming for the sake of argument that it did:

1. The kind of men who would openly talk in public about "shagging trannies" aren't talking about pooners and their T-ginas.
2. Very few actual men, apart from gross Pattaya sexpats, would ever talk so openly about "shagging trannies" in the first place because they would be relentlessly mocked by their male friends forever at best and shunned by everyone they know as degenerate freaks at worst.
3. Who goes to a "bar" with their family, unless it's just a sports-bar-themed restaurant that serves food?
4. This chick's family has got to be utterly sick of her by now. I'm envisioning a sibling or two rolling their eyes silently because "Theo" is having another meltdown, and the mom whispering to them "forget it, let's just go somewhere else" through gritted teeth because she just wants to have one normal family night out without things turning into a scene.

Personally I think it is disgusting and fetishising trans men, as well as making being trans look like nothing more than some quirky, aesthetic little thing that is nothing more than an internet trend

Sweetie, they're selling T-shirts with top surgery scar designs at this point. It is 100% a trend.

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A cursory search of Tiktok didn't pull up any videos of supposed cis men with top surgery scar tattoos, btw, so I'm wondering if it ever existed in the first place (or was just a joke post). Lots and lots and lots of pooners showing off their own scars, though.

he has literally physically assaulted me (I’m talking leaving actual bruises)

This is 100% bullshit. There's no way a co-worker could physically assault another to the point of leaving actual marks without getting instantly terminated and likely arrested.

So I have some guy friends I play video games with. For some reason, they're horrible at clocking troons both through photos and voice chat. I don't know why the fuck that is the case, but 9 times out of 10 they fail. I'm always the one to be like "that's a dude, dudes" when it comes up. The photos I can be a little generous about considering the amount of filtering and editing that has to happen, but usually there is always is a tell that I think is obvious.

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

I think the simpler explanation is that a lot of such guys are probably just kind of nerdy and don't have a lot of experience with actual, flesh-and-blood women. Plus, if they spend too much time in online geek/fandom communities, they've likely been bombarded with so many pics of "women" by this point that they don't even register what should be obvious giveaways as anything out of the ordinary.

 

[The Salt Mines]

I think the simpler explanation is that a lot of such guys are probably just kind of nerdy and don't have a lot of experience with actual, flesh-and-blood women.

I could see this maybe for zoomers, but they're both well adjusted, married, and have professional jobs. One is in their late 30s, the other early 40s, and I've known them for over a decade. They don't fit the demographic you're describing.

Like someone else mentioned, maybe I'm just extra observant when insanity drifts towards me due to peaking early. It's possible a lot of people just aren't aware in passing of what I think is glaringly obvious unless the tranny in question is a full on gigahon.

 

[Sean Andalou]

My aching sides. Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?
I love the way his advertisements are written out: like a sleazy used car lot sale.

From their price list:

1. Nullification: $7,999 USD (without sensitivity preservation)
2. Nullification: $8,599 USD (with sensitivity preservation)

 

[Tali Tali]

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I feel like simply having a magnet anywhere near this lil dood could kill xer

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You might want to watch the latest Final Destination movie to see how that would play out

 

[SITHRAK!]

I love living because no matter what I‘ll do, no matter how sweaty I am, what I‘m wearing or don’t wearing, I will look like a woman because I am a woman.

There is no greater indictment of the folly of transgenderism than its complete rejection by nature when the troon is away from ‘technological civilization’.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Does anyone else find it somewhat eerie how casually TiFs will talk about sexual assault/physical violence from male coworkers, but TiMs are the ones acting as if they are hunted by gangs of dogs at all times? Just a funny little thing I noticed.
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It's funny that she's posting on r/Transmedical (for trans who think it's a medical condition, fka "truscum") but she's also a pooner in the medical field. That is all.

There have been a few murders on the AT or on side trails, but the AT people say they don't keep track of it. I'm betting they do, but don't give out the info.

Speaking as a true and honest woman, there are so many true crime videos about Appalachian Trail murders
(and disappearances but those were probably time-traveling Sasquatch murders, wake up sheeple).

So I looked the good doctor up TIJUANA OFFICE (MAY-JULY) ONLY $1,999 USD FOR BILATERAL ORCHIECTOMY!!!

My aching sides. Who in their right mind would nip on down to Tijuana to get their balls whacked off?
I love the way his advertisements are written out: like a sleazy used car lot sale.

I wonder if you can work off part of your gender surgery debt by standing in front of his office and spinning a sign.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

So I have some guy friends I play video games with. For some reason, they're horrible at clocking troons both through photos and voice chat. I don't know why the fuck that is the case, but 9 times out of 10 they fail. I'm always the one to be like "that's a dude, dudes" when it comes up. The photos I can be a little generous about considering the amount of filtering and editing that has to happen, but usually there is always is a tell that I think is obvious.

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

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I've had a similar experience. I assume it's related with whatever part of our brain deals with stuff like everyday natural makeup, and how some men, even married ones, flat out don't see it and think some women just wake up looking that way. It's very odd.

I also subscribe to that TERF theory. Out of all the gay men I've met in life, the only ones I've felt uncomfortable around were the two who used female pronouns with one another. I can't say for sure they were trannies, because this was in the Before Times when that shit just wasn't done, particularly in a college setting. But watching the Nikita Dragun arrest video where he pisses the floor while harassing a female officer gave me the same feeling of "this man wishes harm upon me just because I am a woman." I now understand where the hate comes from (jealousy that even at my frumpiest I am still more femenine than they'll ever be) but back in the day, when Trannies were rare oddities no one expected to encounter in everyday life, I was extremely confused.

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5''1 / 154.94 cm Pooner is shocked to discover that women don't exactly fall over themselves in their rush to date a "man" that's literally the size of a 12 year old.

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I'm feeling horrible height dysphoria right now. I tried dating and it was awful. I'm 5'1 and I work out. I don't dress terribly either but it always seems like the only thing people ever see is my height. It feels completely miserable. I'm also bi and yesterday my friend said "most women prefer tall men" straight to my face at a party and that I should just stick to dating men. I've been torn up about this for weeks. I feel like giving up on dating altogether. Height seems to be the end all be all factor in everything for men. Does anyone have any tips for what could help? It's genuinely so painful right now.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

There is no greater indictment of the folly of transgenderism than its complete rejection by nature when the troon is away from ‘technological civilization’.

N-no, but trans people have always existed throughout history! There were probably trans cavewomen painting their nails with berry juice and wearing fur bikinis to let everyone know they were actually female. It's totally not a modern phenomenon.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

There's this TERF theory that women are both evolutionary and socially conditioned to be more alert to "perceived threats" than men, and troons def trigger a skin walker reaction out of me, so . I dunno, maybe some people are just oblivious.

It is excusable when they can't see them in motion. Especially considering how filtered and carefully curated tranny pics tend to be. Most people don't get the Stinkditch buff (+10 to troonspotting).

The part that makes me wonder is that he not only saw the guy in person but made out with and put his hands on the tranny without knowing. Still horrifying though. This could be the plot of Little Red Riding Hood adapted for modern audiences.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

"7 months post-op"
"We were introduced by a mutual friend, and we hit it off immediately."
"It wasn’t painful, but it was difficult. I hadn't dilated that morning, and it felt very tight — not very deep either."
"He said he had suspicions but thought he was "just imagining things."

He had to have known
Or is this retarded autistic virgin on retarded autistic virgin violence?

I'm imagining a desperate Asian foreign exchange student looking for a tall white woman to have sex with.