DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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For all the critiscim they give Phil about the scat humor, this 5 minute shitting in a gutter segment Alt and merch have been on has been both cringe and gay as all hell.
 
RuthBaderGinsburg said:
ALT failed those ASVAB questions lmao
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I remember yesterday someone mentioned Josef Mengele and not only did ALT not know who he is, he pronounced his last name as "Men-ghell." Reminds me of when Jersh pronounced Dante Alighieri as "Dainty." You'd think someone who listens to heavy metal like he does would know who the subject of Slayer's Angel of Death was. WHOOOOOA BUDDY!
 
Phil drinking during ordinary streams—what does the peanut gallery think?

Personally, I find it a bit weird that he’s drinking during a driving game. I guess his cope is that it adds comedy to his ineptitude. I do wonder if he’s finding it increasingly difficult to wait to start drinking until after stream 6 days a week and the Whiteclaws are his little gift to himself—a cheat day if you will. If you’re in the camp that he drinks gin all day, this theory still works.
 
This dumbass has been complaining, goat-laughing and in general being an annoying clown about the game supposedly not working because he can't shoot weapons and drive vehicles properly. Turns out... it was his third-party, cheap China controller.

Decides to try the Xbox controller after a full hour of falsely shitting on the game:


This man truly can't do anything right. Absolutely fucking amazing.
 
millais said:
In telling his drunk driving story, he remembers the exact appetizer (boneless chicken wings with sauce) that he got at TGI Friday's. The pig loves his slop.
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Pigger loves his food. Whenever he is asked what he misses about Connecticut what's the first thing to come to mind? Not seeing his parents and spending time with them any time he wants, not the nostalgia of prowling around the mall in his early 20s chasing 14-year-old girls, not the site of T's murder where he brutally executed T for Street Fighter toys. Nope, it's Gino's Pizza or whatever the fuck goombah trash Italian joints he loves, where they make 100% totally authentic Italian pizza using dough imported straight from Napoli, and the sauce is made with tomatoes brought back from the Old Country.

Oh and don't forget they are* the only authentic Italian restaurants in the world, nowhere else, not even on the boot of Italy, that make food as good as in CT.

Edit* Dyslexic Grammar
 
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neger psykolog said:
Turquoise

Thread 'Would you date someone with a severely wonky eye?'

Everything else about her is perfect. She's got lovely lips, is generously proportioned in the bust and she keeps a photo of Hermann Goring in her purse.

Would her unruly, wandering eye be a problem for you?
Reactions:Like x 4 Informative x 1 Feels x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 1
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Women asked the same question said, "Only for Pesos, lechón."
gunt.webp
 
Belegar Ironhammer said:
So in the game two guys are having a tender, brotherly moment, and Phil's mind immediately goes to gay sex. This man is a closeted faggot.
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Comma said:
This dumbass has been complaining, goat-laughing and in general being an annoying clown about the game supposedly not working because he can't shoot weapons and drive vehicles properly. Turns out... it was his third-party, cheap China controller.

Decides to try the Xbox controller after a full hour of falsely shitting on the game:
Mindseye third party controller not working June10-2025.mp4

This man truly can't do anything right. Absolutely fucking amazing.
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Crazy. Its so obvious what he's doing. MindsEye is being reversed astroturfed as a bad game for seemingly no reason. Phil after browsing Reddit, X, or 4chan has come to the conclusion that he has free reign to shit on this game for petty reasons. But every attempt at a viral felting just makes him seem weird and retarded. Couldn't have just gone in with an open mind. Why would you when everyone is memeing on Rockstar's off-brand cousin?
Not that I've seen anything worth shitting on or defending this game for but I really hate this shit in particular. He did it with Dragon Age, Kingdom Come 2, and South of Midnight. Nigga just play the game. No one cares what you have to say.
 
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