💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

The ticket is from Stearns County, the same county that issued a nationwide arrest warrant for Ethan Ralph after he streamed a court proceeding, so we know they take law enforcement a little more seriously than Kandiyohi County. Apparently you don’t need any sort of documentation to drive around Kandiyohi, and you can even tell the cops that “YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING FUCK OFF” with zero consequences.

Insane Englishman Lord Miles has been talking about sending a posse into Haiti and taking over

He could probably just walk into kandy yoshi county with a sword and they'd surrender immediately

 

[Potatoherder]

What I'm saying here is the fact that he's flying solo now isn't why he's tanking. The reason he's tanking is because he is a son of a bitch. 2018-2019 Rekieta put on an act, and enough people found it entertaining and informative. 2025 Rekieta is an evil bastard and watching/listening to it is pain.

I'll add to this and say Nick used to be the best solo streamers in his sphere. He was very good at chat interaction and making it feel like a conversation. During his document reads he would make it engaging and informative. Stark contrast to his article reads he did later. Rittenhouse basically destroyed him because he became so lazy and his ego got so inflated. "I am the content" was his mindset until he became content for us.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ralph tweeted that he, Rekieta, and Masterson were doing a come back show together. I can't think of a better three person panel to show kids the dangers of throwing your life away to try to make it in the entertainment industry. Could also serve as an educational video to keep kids off drugs that would be more effective than anything I had in high school.

Now that's a perfect "this is your brain on drugs" PSA, if I ever saw one.

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

* especially Nick. What a porker.

 

[woodedbag]

Now that's a perfect "this is your brain on drugs" PSA, if I ever saw one.

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

* especially Nick. What a porker.

I don't normally see eye to eye with you on things but youre dead on here. Nick could afford to lose some weight. Its getting embarrassing

 

[break these cuffs]

Nicky's just being a nigger . . er . . . Moorish traveler.

So you're willing to admit that he wasn't driving and was merely traveling?

 

[Lurking9e9]

Has Nick paid his previous speeding tickets yet?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I swear men obsess over dick size as much as women obsess over how big their breasts are. Not a priority when you suck on either former or latter.

Confucius once said, "To have a happy marriage, a couple must do 70 things. Communicate, and 69."

 

[talk talk talk]

So you're willing to admit that he wasn't driving and was merely traveling?

Not until he wears the fez.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't normally see eye to eye with you on things but youre dead on here. Nick could afford to lose some weight. Its getting embarrassing

He looks like he's at least 400 pounds at this point, right? I didn't even know Hot Topic carried plus sizes!

Ps, what?! You disagree with me?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Ralph tweeted that he, Rekieta, and Masterson were doing a come back show together. I can't think of a better three person panel to show kids the dangers of throwing your life away to try to make it in the entertainment industry. Could also serve as an educational video to keep kids off drugs that would be more effective than anything I had in high school.

The Sektur's Terrible Trio

 

[Rainbow Idiot]

I'll add to this and say Nick used to be the best solo streamers in his sphere. He was very good at chat interaction and making it feel like a conversation. During his document reads he would make it engaging and informative. Stark contrast to his article reads he did later. Rittenhouse basically destroyed him because he became so lazy and his ego got so inflated. "I am the content" was his mindset until he became content for us.

The Greer live reading was one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed, I was laughing so hard I had to pause the video and rewind occasionally. And coincidentally that was the reason I began lurking over here. I don't think Mr Baldo has the brains or wit left to do that sort of a stream anymore. Forget the morals for a minute, bad as they are, he has drank and snorted and huffed away the ability to make the baby bird shit funny and that is a tragedy all on it's own.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Has Nick paid his previous speeding tickets yet?

He'd paid all but one when last checked. I think that one was also for tags. (This is just going off memory.)

 

[RotPockets]

And also a warning to men about what can go wrong as you approach early middle age and realize you forgot to buy the portrait to put in your attic don't take care of yourself mentally and physically your true nature begins to show: getting fat*; balding; developing uneven, discolored skin; gaining dead eyes; losing coordination and musculature; losing whatever intellectual capacity you might ever have possessed; losing whatever physical appeal, however slight, you might once have had; losing friends and admirers; losing the respect of others; and spiraling ever-downward in your desperate search for relevancy.

I wonder if he realizes his wispy little daddy long-legs have been mogged by Steel Toe’s tarantula?

(this was from the mugshot, since then things have escalated, Norwood in hiding)

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

He looks like he's at least 400 pounds at this point, right? I didn't even know Hot Topic carried plus sizes!

Ps, what?! You disagree with me?
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Yeah, the Torrid range, as any follower of Gorl World knows. I didn't know there were men's items though.

I wonder if he realizes his wispy little daddy long-legs are mogged by Steel Toe’s tarantula.
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(this was from the mugshot, since then things have escalated, Norwood in hiding)

Forget Modafinil, this boy needs Minoxidil.

 

[Angry Shoes]

They both think they can return to the glory days.

Ethan doesn't seem to be under any delusions of returning to the good ol' days, he seems to stream just enough to pay for his rent alcohol and pills. But yes Nick definitely thinks he's still the YouTube Law Pope and will eventually get back to his peak.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

And coincidentally that was the reason I began lurking over here. I don't think Mr Baldo has the brains or wit left to do that sort of a stream anymore.

Not for lack of trying.
His big comeback stream was over some black spergs manifesto and he had the comedic timing of a dead man's trigger and the quick wit of concrete.

 

[Vibralldo]

Ethan doesn't seem to be under any delusions of returning to the good ol' days, he seems to stream just enough to pay for his rent alcohol and pills. But yes Nick definitely thinks he's still the YouTube Law Pope and will eventually get back to his peak.

He thinks he's entitled to it and thay his old fans will be drawn back in by him making the occasional tepid 1 word responses to the trial between repeatedly showing the pizza casserole video and laughing at cancer victims

 

[KiwiChud]

Reminder that this retard thinks that Andrew Taint didn du nuffin


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[Count Check]

The only potential he has now is for his high potential energy to be converted into kinetic energy.

He's losing too much energy to his environment by doing too much work with dissipative forces (drugs)

 

[Vibralldo]

Reminder that this retard thinks that Andrew Taint didn du nuffin

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Footage could come out of Nick beating one of his kids with a bat and Grifty will still say "but what did the kid do?"