💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
I'm very behind in this thread, but you can tell Nick is a lolcow because if he had even a shred of common sense/decency, he would have responded to Elissa's diagnoses with a simple, "I'm sorry to hear about that. We obviously don't get along but I wish her the best."
That's not Nick. Nick is more like if you woke up in the morning constipated, put your ass on the toilet, and had to grunt and push something out, and then it finally came out and splashed into the toilet, and started talking.

And you had to flush it so goddamn fast because nobody wants to listen to that shit.
 
However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.
I still enjoy the old Nick/Null shows. I'll dig them out everyonce in a while to watch again but it's true. Even when it's just the two of them Nick is the least entertaining part of the show. Josh carried those appearances. Nick just asked basic questions then giggled a little while providing basic lawsplaining here and there.
 
I disagree, Ralph is a loser like Nick, but the gunt has something Nick lacks, and it's called a semblance of empathy.
Yeah Ralph does have brief moments of clarity where he realises what a piece of shit he is and how much he has fucked his life up, like that time where he talked about how he has dreams of him and May being happy parents and how he is scared to wake up. He does then go on to call May a whore but at least he has moments.

Also with Ralph he started at the bottom and fell to the gutter. Nick started in a position in life above most people, made it to heights far above ralph and is now a drug addled coomer ghoul.
 
It's insane how much content Nick creates
Absolutely, between the thread, the clips, the commentary...it's a lot!

Here are two clips of Nick promising just that. (I edited out one irrelevant part where he referenced it being "on this channel" because I didn't know what he meant:


- Called another chat detractor named TookieShow (?) “retarded” and he hopes that they “get sledgehammered in the face” This person got banned - Nick said so.
It was from Cheugy Show. His comments may have disappeared when he was banned, but his superchat was still visible because people replied to it:
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Here is Nick's response (sound problems are his):


A similar confusion actually happened earlier in the week:
Some retard's wife is giving birth and he's superchatting Nick. :story:

EDIT:
TOOKIE THE PUPPET WITH THE SNAKENING

EDIT 2:
Never mind, it sounded like Nick said Tookie but I went back and it someone called "The Cheugy Show Live."
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That's not Nick. Nick is more like if you woke up in the morning constipated, put your ass on the toilet, and had to grunt and push something out, and then it finally came out and splashed into the toilet, and started talking.

And you had to flush it so goddamn fast because nobody wants to listen to that shit.


You forgot something...before he would start talking, that faggot would:
 

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Yeah Ralph does have brief moments of clarity where he realises what a piece of shit he is and how much he has fucked his life up, like that time where he talked about how he has dreams of him and May being happy parents and how he is scared to wake up. He does then go on to call May a whore but at least he has moments.
Such a dramatic hollywood movie tier scene right there, with dark humor at the end to make it even sweeter.
Nick is such a boring and dramatic faggot he never has scenes like this. He did the stupid thing in burning his brain out earlier and being too much of a weakling to fire it up like ralph.
 
All these comparisons of Ralph vs Rekieta.

Ralph is a swamp person. Nick has never had to work a day in his life. Ralph crashes out immediately against any perceived slight to his ego then works for that person a year later. Whereas Nick’s first reaction to conflict is to play a creepy nice guy to get them to backtrack, and when that fails he writes their name in his Coke Note every night. Most importantly, Ralph is funny, up or down. Nick just isn’t funny, and he knows it, and he ruined his life by trying to be.

And the RALPHAMALE has TWICE as many baby mamas HOW BOUT DAT BISH!
 
Nick is basically Ralph at this point.

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They both think they can return to the glory days.

I don’t blame them, because everyone says to Nick and Ralph;

Dude, just get sober and go back to streaming your regular content and you will be making millions!!

However, both Nick and Ralph forget that they didn’t bring in the big bucks because they were such amazing entertainers. They got the big bucks because they essentially ran “panel shows” and it was their guests who made them so popular.
No offense but least Rekieta also was big on his own, if he would get sober, pull himself together and remedy shit he would pull some decent viewers again and may even have people fall for his "redemption arc"

But it is all not that relevant since he will never get sober and repent.
 
No offense but least Rekieta also was big on his own, if he would get sober, pull himself together and remedy shit he would pull some decent viewers again and may even have people fall for his "redemption arc"

But it is all not that relevant since he will never get sober and repent.
But he will never get back to the top like he was. He had the advantage of being the one of the earliest in an emerging genre and had people line up to be on his stream to to get a crumb of his success and because people thought he was a decent guy. Now lawtube has people who are better at the legal profession or are more entertaining, he has baggage from his bad actions and burned innumerable bridges and that's not even taking into account that it's clear that his mental faculties are damaged. Yes if Nick was to wake up tomorrow and magically change his behaviours he might be able to coast on by, but he has forever barred himself from the upper echelons of lawtube
 
Has nick even publicly interacted with Branca and Goodlawgic since he got canned from both their shows? It seems like he successfully burned the last lawtube bridges he had left.
 
Has nick even publicly interacted with Branca and Goodlawgic since he got canned from both their shows? It seems like he successfully burned the last lawtube bridges he had left.
I think Branca went on one time for a few minutes to fat shame a Karen Read witness. And Good Lawgic was on Laid Back Law with Nick as part of the panel just a handful of hours before Nick vs, Keanu happened.
 
ETA
Remember Faran deleted her Rekieta tweets and said she'd take it to another forum.
Now that's likely and funny.

Absolutely, between the thread, the clips, the commentary...it's a lot!

Here are two clips of Nick promising just that. (I edited out one irrelevant part where he referenced it being "on this channel" because I didn't know what he meant:
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He's generated more forum content than I can read.

redemption arc"
Redemption arc was lonnnnnnng past possible at this point. And cackling eagerly at a woman who may be going through a very challenging ordeal soon proves it. Even if he recanted tomorrow its too late.
 
So he's gonna reveal they were sexting, right?
Whatever gross shit he's thinking about doing, he should not do it because it'll be extremely bad optically, but he's not known to be smart.

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.
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Gabbie Hoffman scoring fine Stacey Jewesses with double Ds while skelly takes the Balldo up his arse being worn like a pink sock. Many such cases.

The blood of millions of innocent pizzas.
Hasn't Nick directly refuted the whole KF body count thing himself?
He's conflating Null telling users causing trouble to kill themselves with himself genuinely wishing death upon a woman he once had an amicable relationship with, because she dared to "step out of her place" by holding a mirror to his face while having XX chromosomes.
He's the classic unfunny misogynist, he probably beats his wife.

he would have responded to Elissa's diagnoses
I think there's no diagnosis yet but she's been told there's a potential for something bad. I hope it's either early stage or just a scare.

Going to engage him in twitter with just this picture in the replies for a while.

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Bro no one will give you pats on the back for trolling him on twitter. If you're drunk, go to bed. Stop doing this gay nonsense.
 
Fuck you that's photo shopped, right?
That's from Nov 2023 I believe, so, he obviously dealt with the issue. Then more recently it happened once but it was nowhere near as pronounced.

Personally, I kinda wish people would just ignore if he starts turning more and more blue, don't tell him, don't mock him... just let him slowly go...

But then I remember I don't want to be wishing people to die.
 
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