💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[not william stenchever]

He just needs good ol’ kebab wifi

I laughed at the Turks and their belief in their supremacy until I witnessed the power of Kebab shop wifi.

 

[They were once men]

Null should play Deus Ex sometime in the future, conspiracy kino.

 

[Jex]

He’ll be back with the cigarettes and milk soon, right?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

He just needs good ol’ kebab wifi

Only Josh could come home from fucking Serbia and wartorn Ukraine and shit, and somehow manage to decrease the reliability of his own QoL in the land of plenty. He's just that cursed.

 

[WelperHelper99]

HES FIBERLESSS!!!

I expect a stream for the ages Josh. 12 hours non stop. No piss breaks.

 

[LetThemSneed]

HES FIBERLESSS!!!

We deserve so much more than this.

 

[Tetra]

I stand here, MATI less on this pizza day

 

[Jobama]

LAST STREAM WAS NOTHING BUT BORING REKIETA SHIT.
LAST TWO WEEKS HAVE BEEN PURE KINO

NO MATI.
GUESS IM PRETTY MATI ALRIGHT

I have Rekieta fatigue.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

I stand here, MATI less on this pizza day

The pizza is cold

 

[anionfarflung]

I just sat down to watch my stories and they're not on!

 

[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang]

I don't understand all the negative hub bub around Josh not streaming tonight. Essentially you are watching for free, so its nice of him to do it. Calm down people... calm down...

Spoiler

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I am prepared to make an appearance on the killstream or on Nicholas Rekeitas quality streams to publicly speak about all the shady criminal activity Null commands his kiwis to take part in and the secret discord where he screams at all of us to do anything we can to harass poor deadbeat dads and drug addicts.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I have Rekieta fatigue.

Isn't that just called "coke dick?"

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

The pizza is cold

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

>Biggest Anissa Shitshow
>Null's internet conveniently shits the bed
>But don't worry it will totally be good next week
Totally not rigged btw.

 

[Sugriva]

God dammit Null you NIGGER

 

[Adolf Hulkler]

Spoiler: true story i swear

>at work
>11 minutes over the time jersch starts steam
>oh shit
>rumble
>no stream
>orite rumble sometimes shits the bed
>kick
>no stream
>ah hes having NORMAL internet issues again
>wait another 15 minutes
>wtf no stream
>check thread
>no stream today
>go to toilet and cry
>boss knocks on door
>"you alright?"
>call him a nigger and to keep to his own fucking business
>lose job
>pout and go to booze store
>drink half of the bottle at the parking lot
>drunk drive into a lamp post
>cops come
>lose license
>walk home pouting
>a gypsy, better change to opposing side of the road
>still get mugged
>walk home without phone and wallet
>cant listen to old mati episodes while walking
>at door
>gypsy took my keys too, fuck, probably to scratch some random cars with them
>cry

 

[prollyanotherlurker]

I have Rekieta fatigue.

I do too at this point. But your really have to give Crackets credit, where credit is due. He is really putting in the work for lolcow of the year.

He's put blood, sweat, cocaine, and nitrous into the sperging he has been providing nonstop for the past few weeks. The dedication he has put into making himself the biggest retard on the Internet really is admirable.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

Null is huffing galaxy gas in his little lair and trying his best to come up with the perfect deflection to the brony accusation. When he finally streams in his altered mental state he will accidentally give the viewers damning evidence of his predilection for My Little Pony.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

>Biggest Anissa Shitshow
>Null's internet conveniently shits the bed
>But don't worry it will totally be good next week

not just anisa, but pride month, dairy month, elon and trump bickering, poopy palmed predator, tf2 bridge jumper, and discrimination against white women case. And thats JUST features I think, far more under community features.