Come take an obscure personality test that is shockingly accurate - I swear it is totally not secretly astrology

[Napoleon III]

https://psytests.org/classic/szondien.html

Here is the test I was shocked at how accurate it is for several of the people I've seen take it.

Muh results.

 

[Randy Facalding]

I’m the lowest of the low.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

reading the results kinda made me sad

 

[Napoleon III]

I’m the lowest of the low.

Hey there are some good things. I like Savonarola.

reading the results kinda made me sad

You are devoted and humble and willing to suffer.

 

[Endless Torment]

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

I'm not entirely sure what this means

 

[Secret Boots]

Interesting word salad

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

first two are bullshit, the bottom two are pretty accurate.

 

[N Space]

Vector analysis:
S (– ) P (0 –) Sch (– +) C (0 +)

Vector S: The Sexual Drive
Vector P: The Paroxysmal Drive
P (0 –) Suppression of erotic or any other affects. Fear of sensitive relationships.

Vector Sch: The Schizophrenic, or Ego Drive
Sch (– +) [The anti-inflative ego fighting obsessiveness.] Primacy of the intellect. The predominance of the illusion that something impossible to be done. The feeling «I am abnormal». The eternal blockage. Inability to contact. Egocentrism. Restlessness, excitement and anxiety. Constant refusals, avoidance, self-suppression, while the person wants to be everything. Eternal failure and yet an eternal rivalry. Stubborn insurance measures against the underlying autism. Fear of guilt and punishment. Barricading behind shame and disgust barriers.

Vector C: The Contact Drive
C (0 +) Mature contact relationship. Clinging to found love (friendship, career, interest object) without further seeking. Reliable attention ability.

 

[Yak-130 Mitten]

I am waiting for a test to tell you your psychology by picking pictures of bleached assholes.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Some fuckin' nerd must have made this test...

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Did this shit just call me autistic? Otherwise seems mostly accurate, I guess. I'm not really sure I understand a couple of the terms though, like "normal sublimated" or "unfaithful bond".

 

[Napoleon III]

Did this shit just call me autistic? Otherwise seems mostly accurate, I guess. I'm not really sure I understand a couple of the terms though, like "normal sublimated" or "unfaithful bond".

well it is looking at pictures of faces. A large part of Autism is inability to read facial expressions.

Sublimated basically means you keep your emotions under control.

It's an old test so some of the terminology is kind of weird.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Called me Autistic, but a good person

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

Could not be less accurate, but to be fair I was kind of picking portraits at random

 

[A Very Big Fish]

That site also has the Luscher Color test, which is a pretty wild one, though I think it may be more cold reading than actual psychology. I saw someone who took it, but basically changed the results and made the results super bleak.

Always good to know more about the parts of my personality I have to repress.

 

[Lokenstien]

I don't understand how picking the two most normal looking and ugliest looking 20th century portraits translates to these results. This test feels exceptionally arbitrary.

 

[MAAAD]

Fuuuuuck. I didn't expect to be hit with a reality check this harsh.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Is this just glowies getting us all to fill out Psych evals for them?

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Is this just glowies getting us all to fill out Psych evals for them?

yes, Dr. Pavel and the CIA are gotta kick our doors in any moment to turn us into snitches for the government and buck break us.