💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Jim is by far the most intelligent, rational and sensible Scalfani. In fact, it seems that he's the only one who is those three traits.

It's funny when he calls out Jack for being a retard in that video, too. "Just because you don't see Starbucks doing business in your area of Tennessee doesn't mean that they are doing poorly. They're a multi-billion dollar business, they know more about it than you do" lol
 
What a thoughtful, concise, and honest man. Growing up gay in the AIDS crisis must have really humbled this guy and given him a good sense of who he is and where he stands in the world. Never thought I could respect a Scalfani, but happy to be proven wrong.

But I do wonder if he's got some kind of Pinocchio curse where every time he does a good deed his nipples grow in length.
 
LOL I randomly tuned in at 25 minutes as a starting point to hear the episode. As soon I jumped in I hear Jim talking about how nice people were in Indiana/Arkansas while also complimenting people in California for also being nice but not to the same extent. Jack immediately dives in with "in California when people are being nice to you they are putting a knife in your back whereas ...." to which Jim instantly goes 🤨 . Jack's negativity is truly off-putting to someone with a positive outlook like Jim

Put me down as another Kiwi who is impressed with Jim. He is genuinely intelligent and his ability to listen to Jack's stupid takes and actually consider them before pointing out why Jack is dead wrong is impressive. I think Jack was devastated and seething on the inside when Jim gives like a dozen reasons why Jagoff shouldn't expect the end of Target to come about soon over woke shit that Jack is still pissed about.
 
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Looks like Rob has unlisted most of his Jack vids, the links here still work

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Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him

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Once again taking credit for the most predictable movie success in history

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I think political agendas to Jack are just gay stuff

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Soying out over fast food

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Influencer advice

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CARNIVORE

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Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine

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Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

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The worst part of the seasoning being incinerated is that blackened seasonings is actually a thing and can be really good if you do it right. Trouble is, it's Jack, so doing it right isn't in the cards.
You could toast peppercorns in a dry pan, you could smoke some rosemary, you could microwave coriander alongside papertowels to grind it into fine dust to make a garnish

But jacks bar wont go higher than incinerating dollar store pre made seasoning, that's his gourmet approach on the subject
 
You could toast peppercorns in a dry pan, you could smoke some rosemary, you could microwave coriander alongside papertowels to grind it into fine dust to make a garnish
I'll sometimes grind up a blend in a coffee grinder, then dry roast them in a pan until they're aromatic and sometimes a little oily. This also revives dry spices past their prime.
 
Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him

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Once again taking credit for the most predictable movie success in history

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I think political agendas to Jack are just gay stuff

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Soying out over fast food

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Influencer advice

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CARNIVORE

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Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine

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Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

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Jack is particularly insufferable here. What bug crawled up his ass?

Or maybe he's still smarting after that interview with Jim?
 
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