💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
The sweepers are so scummy. Fawning over a karaoke room… hoe the kids stank of unwashed clothes and looked visibly dirty. They’re homeschooled by 2 crackheads.
It's insane that this little cottage industry of retards who will bully Aaron and justify it by saying he's an awful person, but will say "Nick did nothing wrong. Doing drugs around your kids is actually fine. Who hasn't had a live in mistress? Most houses are unlivable hoarder hells." and my favorite: "why do you care so much? He's an irrelevant streamer from Minnesota. Anyways, did you hear Aaron today? He sneezed on stream! Let's make that into 40 hours of content!"
Whatabout his lover, Aaron....
Aaron got away and unfortunately it broke Nick's mind and penis
 
Not a woman, but perhaps the female kiwis can explain how it would make them feel all warm and fuzzy to be described as that old toy you choose to keep, when forced to choose?
My husband and I have been together for nearly as long as Nick and Kayla. We've been best friends since basically the second we met. At this point I can't imagine my life without having him there as my partner, companion, and confidant. Our marriage is a safe haven where we can be open and honest and vulnerable and share things that we can't share with the rest of the world.

We've actually been discussing this very issue while following the Balldo spiral (Mr. Sniper is also a former viewer), and violating that safe haven is completely unthinkable to both of us. Like we can't even fathom having such a breakdown in communication that we'd consider opening our marriage or swinging or any of the other degenerate shit Nick and Kayla got into to "fix things". If my husband was ever unfaithful, it would be such a violation of trust that I wouldn't be able to come back to the relationship at all, let alone settle for being the one he decided to keep.

I go back and forth on how sympathetic I am toward Kayla. I don't think she's very intelligent or strong willed, and she was very likely an easy mark for Nick to manipulate. But at the same time, she let this happen to her kids, and the fact that she's still there after all of this makes me believe that the swinging wasn't entirely Nick's idea.
 
Nick really thought that he could just integrate a slut 15 years younger than him that he got addicted to drugs so she wouldn't leave into his family as a second mom and it'd be totally cool and normal.

Jesus Christ.
He’s either legit retarded, or low level sociopath whose brain got fried by too much booze and coke.

Just “normal stuff”?! He never noticed how weirded out his kids were?! Never noticed how uncomfortable Kayla and April were hanging around each other, while pretending this is just totes normal?

Never noticed the looks people gave him when he showed up at a kids/church event parading the wife and the mistress?
 
Very weird detail, and maybe I'm just not making sense of it correctly, but why would it say 200MB in there? That seems too large for a single pic. On average a picture takes 4MB. Maybe it refers to the directory the picture is in, but I think that would be very confusing UI, so I'm skeptical.

Its also in webp format which also seems rather unusual. Phone cameras don't (as far as I know) produce pictures in that format.
 
I THOUGHT everyone takes it as natural that kids should fear and respect their fathers and do as they're told by their father
Theres a famous line in fight club where the narrator says "you have a generation of men raised by woman"

Nick might be the kids father, but he isnt their daddy.
 
Nick is going to be late

Says it’s dead computer

Nick desperately googling how to wipe browser history and hard drives because he's actually for real getting investigated incoming.

Kinda funny and weird how he admits he has all the evidence he got from the cops stored on his computer, before saying its also on his phone, before suddenly his PC dies.

Big brain: he killed the PC so he can claim the original/unedited metadata is gone on his shitty crops.

Small brain: he pulled a Bossman and kicked a hole in his PC mid crash out while high as a kite on nitrous.
 
I go back and forth on how sympathetic I am toward Kayla. I don't think she's very intelligent or strong willed, and she was very likely an easy mark for Nick to manipulate. But at the same time, she let this happen to her kids, and the fact that she's still there after all of this makes me believe that the swinging wasn't entirely Nick's idea.
FWIW I’m pretty sure that 2010 or 2020 Kayla would be absolutely horrified at current Kayla and her choices.
 
Do those photos look like pictures that are so messy CPS would require Nick to clean and that his parents would have to come help?
No, they look like the desperation pictures a liar might post after a hasty cleanup to barely livable levels in order to "prove" that CPS was ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING and so were the people who actually saw the bodycam footage when they described the conditions as deplorable.
 
Lately, Nick has been sporting a nauseating Trek-themed “BEST DAD IN THE UNIVERSE” tumbler that was clearly gifted to him by Kayla. It appears to be personalized.

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This is, of course, to prove that he is definitely a hecking great dad and that he is a nerd totally loves Star Trek just as much as Our Wife. He is always cocking his elbow up like he wants to show it off, as he used to do with his whiskey. I hate this guy lmao.
Do we know when he got this tumbler? I feel like I haven't seen it before. Granted, it might have been buried under a mountain of trash and dog shit for years.

Oh wait a minute...
nerdcup.webp
 
Very weird detail, and maybe I'm just not making sense of it correctly, but why would it say 200MB in there? That seems too large for a single pic. On average a picture takes 4MB. Maybe it refers to the directory the picture is in, but I think that would be very confusing UI, so I'm skeptical.
Are you fucking serious?

Because it's a screenshot of a post on this thread by user @200MB.

Am I missing something? You clicked on an image posted by a user called "@200MB" and couldn't figure out why it said "200MB" on the image?

Also, use thumbnails.
 
He’s either legit retarded, or low level sociopath whose brain got fried by too much booze and coke.

Just “normal stuff”?! He never noticed how weirded out his kids were?! Never noticed how uncomfortable Kayla and April were hanging around each other, while pretending this is just totes normal?

Never noticed the looks people gave him when he showed up at a kids/church event parading the wife and the mistress?
I think Nick just fell for the "drugs make me feel so good that they HAVE to be good for me! Anyone saying they're bad just hasn't taken them them and can't understand! I'm in complete control, and drugs should be made legal and normalized because I prove that they're not bad for you at all!" trick.

He's such a junkie that his brain is scrambling itself to cope about why he should be allowed to use constantly and publicly while ignoring all the obvious downsides.

Same thing with April. "Fucking April makes me feel good so having a live in mistress must be a totally normal, thing that I should be able to do all the time!"
 
His incessant need to speak of the beauty and purity of his relationship with April is insane... All you do these days is lament the tragic lost opportunity to have had April.
His stance on April only makes sense if:

1. He's still seeing April & doesn't want to piss her off
2. He feels he needs to convince April they had something deep & meaningful to keep her on his side
3. There's some family/community members he has to convince of the legitimacy of the relationship for whatever reason (Celeste to keep her on side?)
4. He genuinely hates Kayla & the kids & wants to leave footage that they'll find & be hurt by in the future (if they haven't already seen it)
5. He has to convince himself the relationship was worth the devastation it has caused in every other aspect of his life
6. All of the above

Any other man in this situation would be calling April a rancid bitch with a sour pussy whilst singing the praises of his actual wife at this point - unironically Aaron has had the correct response, as he's disavowed April & been singing the praises of the mother of his children.
 
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Think about 99% of everyone you know who peaked in high school, and how painfully mid their lives are now. Think of your school's Al Bundy now working a boring job, still reminiscing about his forgotten 4-touchdown game glories.
That Al Bundy is 100 times the man as this skeletal faggot POS.
Nick's comment about "pure coke" and freebase is completely ridiculous.
I believe he didn't freebase because the dumb bastard would have set himself on fire. His reasoning why is pure retardation, though.
Nick is a retard confirmed.

And this (cocaine) is supposedly a topic he has done extensive research in to.
Nick is a retard but as far as things he doesn't know about goes, not knowing anything about freebase is actually a good thing.
 
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I go back and forth on how sympathetic I am toward Kayla. I don't think she's very intelligent or strong willed, and she was very likely an easy mark for Nick to manipulate. But at the same time, she let this happen to her kids, and the fact that she's still there after all of this makes me believe that the swinging wasn't entirely Nick's idea.
People ITT and on this site give Kayla too much grace and benefit of the doubt.

I will not state my opinion as to why that is (no it’s not because of guys like Fapcop who think she’s cute).

She’s just as complicit in all of this as Nick is, and when it comes to things like “she didn’t feed/bathe them keeds, do laundry, or clean the house even though she didn’t/doesn’t have a job” she’s even more complicit.
 
His stance on April only makes sense if:

1. He's still seeing April & doesn't want to piss her off
2. He feels he needs to convince April they had something deep & meaningful to keep her on his side
3. There's some family/community members he has to convince of the legitimacy of the relationship for whatever reason (Celeste to keep her on side?)
4. He genuinely hates Kayla & the kids & wants to leave footage that they'll find & be hurt by in the future (if they haven't already seen it)
5. He has to convince himself the relationship was worth the devastation it has caused in every other aspect of his life
6. All of the above
I truly believe that if a psychologist took a serious exam of Nick there would be a massive DSM list of mental illnesses. Trying to understand his actions is absolutely bewildering, more bewildering than any lolcow I can think of.

Like just think of the bodycam, it would be totally rational if Nick fought to keep it offline because it’s embarrassing to himself and his entire family. But Nick doesn’t want it to be just be lost media. On his own volition he uploaded photos of what simply is a cluttered messy house for everyone to see. He went out of his way to verify that the descriptions of the bodycam seem accurate. He likes the attention, he lives for it. He is so happy that Null and everyone who a-logs him continues this fascination.

So back to April I think he’s got a huge control obsession and he loves that this 20-something woman is living under his wing. It just screams megalomaniac.
 
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