Rick hates children almost as much as he hates women. If Big Nick wasn't barren to begin with, Rick probably has her on every kind of contraceptive known to man, with his special brand of post-birth abortion held in emergency reserve. There's no way Rick would let a child come between him and day drinking on the fart couch.
Ricky's faucet dick is the most potent contraceptive available.
Looks nearly as thoroughly researched as Russell Greer's IMDB page.
To be fair, last time he impregnated a women he got cucked to smithereens and then arrested.
Just when you think it cant get any worse. Fatrick starts engaging in anti Semitic conspiracy theory. Thank god our lord and saviour Darnelle Tremp is outlawing anti semitism.
He really doesn't keep up with technology does he? Googles search engine is powered by AI and biased as fuck.
While certainly true, researchers have recently been able to obtain and decode his genetic makeup as illustrated here.
you forgot that most likely it was a birthday pityfuck from a woman already halfway out the door
I am not any kind of pityfuck receiver, stalker. You chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago. You're too much of a coward to have pity sex with me. This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison, stalker.
His recent cage obsession is something interesting. Author of the Century shit or did he get burned a few times on his other schtick?
0.2 GPA at this point. fuck he's stupid.
She's a little busy serving as a topping for Pat's DiGiorno.
I think his sex life has gotten better and it horrifies me to think about it.
The other kind of 'black fatigue' apparentlySheIs
It's not a new lesson though, he found out again that if he fucks around for long enough Lynne will throw money to get the problem fixed. I don't think I've thanked her yet for paying Quasi, so thank you Lynne.