💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
break these cuffs said:
The most plausible theory imo is that a respectable career and a healthy family to carry the family legacy was a requirement for family money be it from his grandfather, parents, whomever. These types of stipulations aren't uncommon in families with generational wealth who don't want their kids to be drug addicted degenerate fuck ups like Nick Rekieta. He often chaffed at other people's expectations and judgement. He was happy he no longer had to live how other people thought he should when he blew up with the Depp trial and got his own money.
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Every kid increased his overall share in the trust. Trusts are usually structured to be dispersed equally among new heirs. Nick needed to out breed his sister so his family can end up with 75% overall stake to her family’s 25%. Every new grandchild further divides the trust so the one who produces the most grandchildren wins.

Nick doesn’t even seem to like children but he does like money and control. Once that trust was created he realized finding a wife who wanted a large family was vital to him increasing his overall share of the trust. It incentivized breeding. It’s why he got married IN college and started a family so young.

I think his only goal in life is to try and get his hands on the largest share trust possible. Easier than getting a job. Just find a wife to have little piggy banks for you and she can do the heavy lifting while you sequester in the goon cave.

Working (and failing) at a bank job and then getting a law degree were just ways to try and obtain more of authority or influence over the trust, but it didn’t work out because he sucked at both finance and law. His most sure fire way to obtain a majority stake in a trust is to create lots of new heirs that he controls. Squirting goo in Kayla was a lot easier than learning accounting, finance or practicing law. (Imagine all the guys who enjoy studying finance and investing if they were in Nick’s shoes. If he had showed any competence or dedication things would have been different, but the easiest way was to just put a lot of babies in Kayla)

I’m convinced this is also why he sequestered his kids in a small town and had them home schooled. He wants to ensure they are uneducated and unprepared for life so he can maintain control over their stakes in the trust. One can only hope the grandparents will require the kids to go to college and get some real world exposure and education.

So far they’ve gotten a small town Christian home school education, church attendance with the polycule and daddy doing coke and sleeping in bed with two mommies. What a mind fuck those kids have dealt with the last five years.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
So far they’ve gotten a small town Christian home school education, church attendance with the polycule and daddy doing coke and sleeping in bed with two mommies. What a mind fuck those kids have dealt with the last five years.
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I request that you remind the audience that it was apparently so important to April that she get involved in the kid's lives that Daddy, Second better wife and the kids all sat down and had a frank and honest discussion about their sex life....
 
Aaron is now going through the notes, I haven’t caught up yet, but wanted to capture this -

He says he was contacted over the weekend by an investigator about the domestic abuse allegations.



 
MirnaMinkoff said:
It wouldn’t surprise me if they hired an “organizer” to come in after the CPS removal to sort the house for them, not that they would maintain it. Yes, they do have services for people to organize their homes. I’m sure mama and papa Reikita would bankroll it, then hire a weekly cleaning service.
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Many of the photos Nick showed on stream looked very reminiscent of Hoarders. Not the beginning of the episodes, but they strongly resemble the ending shots where they have cleaned up a lot of stuff, but still have random piles of shit stacked on the ground and/or against the wall. Especially when they are grouped into rough categories: rubbermaids over here, kids toys over there, dirty clothes on the sofa, etc. Also strange that cops took only one photo of anything that could be called "evidence." The rest are just random pics that look like Zillow listings. Feels more like something CPS would do.

Also, what's the significance between "police photos" and "police body cam?" He could choose only to play the footage of them walking through hallways; if he didn't want us to hear his bitchfit, he could play it with no sound. The whole thing reeks of cope. It's incomprehensible someone would avoid a kill-shot, incontrovertible negation of the statements against themselves. Like many have noted, he should be smug as shit, yet he's seethe-locked.
Fapcop said:
IF they ever looked for a cleaner, Nick got rid of all the applicants who were over 30 or fat.
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In Nick's mind, if he: 1) has the money for a cleaner and 2) is willing to pay, then that counts as keeping his house clean. It's the cleaners fault for not beating down Nick's door, begging to pick dog shit up off of the floor. When the cleaner does't materialize from thin air, it's his house's fault for being in the middle of nowhere—there simply cannot be any cleaners, or the house would have been neat and tidy! Nick would not bother to look for a cleaner, he's too lazy to even google it. Besides, a strange new person coming around means Nick would have to confine his degeneracy to very limited spaces. He wants to walk around naked, snorting lines off the kitchen table, while the kids are forced to listen to Aaron giving Our Wife the toe. Only incel-prudes would let strangers or the government limit their behavior in their crackhouse.

Lastly, I know our view at Nick's photos are limited by the resolution of the stream, bitrate, JewTube compression, etc. but is there any way of estimating how close to the original resolution those photos could be? People say they are missing little bars on the top or bottom, but based on the dogshit quality (literally) might they be even more cropped?
 
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Fapcop said:
And Nick would then lean in, momentarily choking up the poor kid with the stench of whisky and sweat, put his arm around his shoulder and wheeze: “You know son, I’d be OK with it you know? If you and April… I’m cool like that!”
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"It would be really cool and fun, like my cocaine... hey by the way did you know that retard Aaron? Yeah, he's fucking your mother! How cool and fun is that? Like all those drugs we all keep doing."
 
Tubby Aardvark said:
I just want to point out that if that house was really as disgusting as described by the cops, the independent waman, the cps reports, you know they were not cleaning those sex toys after they used them. Dirty disgusting crusty ass sex toys. There's another smell for you to imagine.
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Maybe he's skin-and-bones because he has HIV?

His legacy will be getting a new STD named after him.
 
Now, I don't know Signal that well, so I asked chatgpt whether exif data can still be found once it has gone through signal:

Signal and EXIF Data:​


  • EXIF data includes details like:
    • Camera model
    • GPS location
    • Date/time
    • Exposure settings, etc.
  • Signal automatically strips this metadata from images sent through its platform (both 1:1 and group chats) to protect user privacy.
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So there are two possibilities, either he completely faked it, which includes needing to put in the camera model and gps information, or he took so long to find out how he could send it in a way that would retain Exif data. THis apparently is a possibility, if he send it as a file attachment it shoudl retain the Exif data
 
chalkyresidue said:
I’ve been thinking this, too, although I’d go so far as to say there seems to be a degradation/corruption theme running through his milestones. He’s got contempt for purity as a general concept. He derides Josh as a virgin. He scoffs at Aaron for not going enough coke. His psyche can’t even seem to tolerate an unblemished countertop without chaotically scattering detritus across it. To him, this is proper.
He didn’t turn April into an addict, he “taught” April about molly etc. Sick bastard.
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This makes me wonder how much he hates the facade of this clean living, proper Christian household. The thought of keeping at least one part of his little lair clean, and having to put on a nice shirt for the stream must be living hell for him, just as it is showing up for church or holding up that pug he hates for the camera(he slipped that time and was found "accidentally" strangling him).
Melty Butter said:
interrupted first by something undefined and later by a concerned family member
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Kek this really was a Chris Chan house tour, it even has the scolding to "GET THAT STUFF OFF OF THERE!" preemptively(as if Nick will listen to what a prude nerd has to say).
Melty Butter said:
Disclaimer: This is largely for archival purposes. The written word can sometimes hit differently than clips. Also, I am not caught up ITT.
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Thanks for the summary. Honestly, went about as well as I thought it would. Dude is sick, and this cope is pathetic.
 
Just for the record: if Nicholas Robert Rekieta blows his brain out before the end of the year that DOES NOT disqualify him from being eligible for Lolcow Of The Year 2025. I will fight any and all malfeasance on the forum, I will fight it in the crack mansion, I will fight it in the streets. Democracy will prevail.
 
Oh my god…his numbers have nosed dived compared to Kurt. Hahahaha.
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Nick started streaming late at 8:18 a.m. disheveled and lethargic. The "Micro Peen" counter is from the previous stream.
 
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Grotesque Bushes said:
Just for the record: if Nicholas Robert Rekieta blows his brain out before the end of the year that DOES NOT disqualify him from being eligible for Lolcow Of The Year 2025. I will fight any and all malfeasance on the forum, I will fight it in the crack mansion, I will fight it in the streets. Democracy will prevail.
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he doesn't have the strength to pull a trigger. I predict he will show up on stream with bandages on his wrists like a woman. Just before Aug 1st to try and get admitted to a hospital instead of jail.
 
Nova902 said:
he doesn't have the strength to pull a trigger. I predict he will show up on stream with bandages on his wrists like a woman. Just before Aug 1st to try and get admitted to a hospital instead of jail.
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Someone put family annihilation on the table way back when, and nick is exactly the pathetic narcissistic bitch to do it. And if he does, even then I'll vote for him for LOTY2025. Nigga will decompose with a tacky $3 trophy resting on his gravestone.
 
L Ghia said:
He has kids because each kid gives him more money from the Trust Fund.
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I'm sure that's why they're so deprived of the basic essentials of life, like food and clothing. If the whole purpose of having the kids is to squeeze extra cash from the trust fund, then what's the gain if you spend it all on useless things like feeding them enough to prevent their growth from being permanently stunted? Better to keep them half-starved and spend the rest on your insatiable coke habit.
 
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