💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[GamerGateSurvivor]

That's what he said to kayla during sex

What the fuck do you mean you want me to get an erection? Are you trying to tell me the Balldo isn't good enough for you? I use it on April and she's moaning like the whore she is. You have five kids and it's like throwing a cocktail weenie down a hallway...

 

[Vibralldo]

Duster spotted. Hes huffing duster

He's also drinking strawberry monster like a woman or homosexual

 

[The Noticer]

These photos are all obviously taken after he had his parents come clean his shithole house post-arrest. This crackhead really thinks everyone is as stupid and gullible as his whore April

 

[Schpoots]

Red monsters are based. Wait for the knock, Child.

 

[Captain Manning]

Everyone getting mad about how Nick treats his dog as he helplessly flails is gonna be a great clip for the future.

Its such a mask off narc moment. Being shitty to his dog genuinely might make more people angry than him being a bad father.

It's the K shit that pissed me off the most, actually.

I'm still incensed.

I'm actually debating whether I should say why. Still haven't decided yet. Either way, fuck Nick with a barbed wire Balldo.

I don't recall what that citizen M fellow did that was so retarded when he has an account, but I do remember he was exceptionally retarded. It does not appear that he changed.

He's @SaddamLanza. Just go through his post history. Absolute dumbass.

His profile was fun too, but Null has profiles of banned users borked ATM.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Being shitty to his dog genuinely might make more people angry than him being a bad father.

Dafuq?!! I don't want to go looking through the thread because if I see he was mistreating a dog I'll get more MATI than some of you when I pointed out that Nick, all the people in his open relationship, and all the people making content about his antics are rather unsightly looking individuals. @Fapcop aside, I had no idea that people like Keanu and Chrissie Mayr had legit simps up in this.

Red monsters are based. Wait for the knock, Child.

That's a pink monster, stalker. There will be no knock for him. There will be one for you. Enjoy!

 

[arc minsk]

"Buddy... the paper towel metal holder is right there! LookLookLook... It's fucked"

"rekieta's kids do cocaine and he doesn't even put his paper towels away. this guy is twissssted"

 

[Vibralldo]

'I told the cops April didn't sleep there, and that was the truth, she hadn't slept yet' -Nick

LMAO

He's bragged about that before

He's very proud about his ability to lie

 

[Swiss46]

POV: You're a cop handing a search warrant to the local celebrity lawyer.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I thought I read upthread that he said at the start the photos were from the CPS inspection? Why is everyone so butthurt that it wasn't from the day of? Did I misread it? I guess maybe there was misdirection since the drugs on the toilet was probably from the day of... It's so hard to keep track of this faggot's lies.

I mean I get it, we want to know what bad really looks like, and if this was good... well...
(I don't watch Nick anymore, at most I can only stomach clip channels, but even that can be rough. I refuse to give any heat to this faggot.)

 

[Kakkerum420]

He's bragged about that before

He's very proud about his ability to lie

If he could convince himself that that stream was a good idea he might be a better liar than we give him credit for.

 

[NuruMaleMasseuse]

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All three of those paintings perfectly represent our reactions to Nick's doofy receding hairline. To quote "All about the Benjamin's" Nick doesn't have dreams, he has movies.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Nick seethes at the question and literally has no answer. "I don't know."
kayla is a failure.mp4

Fucking pure kino him about to answer it like “9am is normal” but you can see his Swiss cheese mind slowly thinking “actually… there’s no way people think it’s normal for a mother for 5 to wake up that late…” and just goes the Ralphamale “fuck you bish!!!”

Also… I know he copes and seethes that it’s normal for his family because they have a different schedule… But isn’t he always like driving around at 7 o’clock in the morning (allegedly drunk) dropping his kids off to different home schools? He doesn’t 100% homeschool he does “micro schooling” Which means he takes his kids to other peoples houses. Are all the other people in Candy-Ohio county also lushes who have breakfast at 1pm and bed time of 5am?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Everyone getting mad about how Nick treats his dog as he helplessly flails is gonna be a great clip for the future.

Its such a mask off narc moment. Being shitty to his dog genuinely might make more people angry than him being a bad father.

The wine aunts are a huge part of Nick's remaining audience and their battle cry is literally "I don't care what happens to people but if someone hurts or neglects a furbaby I'll tear them apart myself!". He's really crashing the plane with no survivors as far as his fan base is concerned.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Another reason we need the bodycam is because @Balldo's Gate promised he would give us a verdict of whether Nick's home is better or worse than Matthew Vickers. I think he called it the "Vickers threshold," or something.

I am prepared to call it....

The Vickers line was crossed, or at least met.

If the Rekieta body cam footage of the search is released, I am going to be applying what I refer to as the "Vickers line" to determine whether the level of squalor in the home matches what has been reported.

If the level of squalor in the home meets or exceeds the level reflected in the picture below, his home clears the "Vickers line".

If it falls under the "Vickers line", Rekieta is correct and the darn Scandinavian prudes are LYING!

In fairness to Nick it appears the clutter is more titled towards clothes or other items instead of actual trash or discarded slices of pizza.

Vickers living room	Rekieta living room

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Ahhh, two of the monitors reported are actually LED panels. Now it makes sense.

Can someone, anyone, please explain to me why the monitors on Nick's desk in that photo would be on? He wasn't in the house when the police arrived and he wasn't allowed into the house after he did. So why would the cops turn on his streaming set up to take pictures?

Yeah I found his setup being completely online and ready for a show very strange, I mean he claims he was interrupted while out travelling with his beloved cocaine bullet and one of those kids he hates driving around and this photo is supposedly taken as he is detained outside seething at the cops? A likely story balldo!

edit: In the ''BWC2-126187 Nick Body Cam Notes (Robbie by TM2)'' it is stated that ''There is a very cluttered and full library room right before you enter the studio. There are 4monitors (with the joker painting tucked behind them out of sight lol) and they are still on and itlooks like he ended some stream.''

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Have to say he is quite solid fella, if nitrous is all he needs to cope... THough maybe he has some benzo prescription. But I would be a wreck trying to handle all these lies, pressure, ridicule and shame... all that shame.

 

[Flora Fox]

Nick wishes death on "Mama K". Says that he didn't abuse her, someone else abused her. Calls her a psychopath.

After he tried to manipulate her at court.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I can hear Andy going “WAITWAITWAIT, who puts paper towels on the table??” Or shit like that, wasting 16 minutes of time doing interjections about nothing.

"BUDDY...ASH...THOSE ARCADE CABINETS...buddy...kinyewUHMAJINE? It's just like my bingbingwahoo games in dark mirror...HAH! ...y'know...?

...anyways..."

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I think there's a lot of irony in the fact that Nick got into this mess because he thought he was so smart, and now brain damage from drug use has rendered him retarded.