💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Nick's Dabbleverse friends have been warned about his degeneracy. The puppet and the potato are very involved in what is happening having met Nick in person.
 
Sexual Chocolate said:
It's not like this is the last time Nick is going to be arrested. He's a narcissistic degenerate on criminal probation who won't stop committing vehicular crimes or showing his ass on the internet. Even with the sleepiest PO in the world, the odds of him starring in another police bodycam movie before the end of the year are high.
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Its absolutely fucking crazy amazing we get to see a middle american go from lawyer to crackhead kid neglector in real time.

Side note weird calling Nick a lawyer and not an attorney. (But im just southern like that)
 
RotPockets said:
But forcing a non-practicing lawyer to exclusively refer to Null as Esquire in legal correspondence is hilarious.
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I could get @Null a law license if he wanted one. It would be from an Injun Tribe but I know of one that let's anyone take the bar exam even without a degree. He could take the exam remotely from Serbia. Then he could be officially Joshua Moon Esquire.
 
Heather Mason 2 said:
Total Kandiyohi Public Servant Death. Public servants need to be humbled and reminded that their purpose is to serve us, the public, by doing their jobs, which we pay for to some degree!


I'm all in on this theory. I'd bet the sherrif and judicial fags just have a stick up their ass about being told what to do (their fucking jobs) and decided to pout and tantrum in response. We're just Internet wackos, we can't be telling THEM what to do! Cops and lawyers and judges are all better than us civvies don'tchya know?
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I do kinda wonder if the Prosecutor promised Nick he'd "do everything he could" to keep the bodycam footage from being released.

Null: Gimme bodycam.
Prosecutor: No.
Null: Hardin deployed.

Hardin: The Court said to release it, here's the paperwork
Prosecutor: Nuh uh, because we never used it in trial, so it's not evidence.
Hardin: We sue you.

(time elapses)
Hardin: We won. Give bodycam.
Prosecutor: Lemme make a phone call.
(Dialing noises)
Prosecutor: Mr. Rekieta, you lost. I'm giving them the footage, the court says I have to.
Rekieta (shrieking): But you SAID if I pled guilty, you'd never let them have that bodycam footage!
Prosecutor: I never said that. I said I would "do everything I could" to keep them from getting the footage, and I've done that. Isn't that funny and weird how that works?
Rekieta: reeeeeee
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but with the County Judge pulling this shit, doesn't that still fall into the jurisdiction of the Admin Judge, that he's trying to usurp? Are we going to get multi jurisdictional slapfights now?
 
MooseMuha said:
Nick's Dabbleverse friends have been warned about his degeneracy. The puppet and the potato are very involved in what is happening having met Nick in person. mel,.mp4
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The dabbleverse is the most insane collection of degenerate freaks that are brought together by an irrational violent hatred of a boring YouTube livestreamer that only they've heard of
 
YarrBlueballs said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but with the County Judge pulling this shit, doesn't that still fall into the jurisdiction of the Admin Judge, that he's trying to usurp? Are we going to get multi jurisdictional slapfights now?
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The judge-on-judge violence will continue in both Utah and Minnesota until morale improves.
 
I am really proud of Nick in the sense that he realized he has the opportunity to become the first ever three-peat lolcow of the year award winner. He is back and quickly becoming the favorite for 2025. Meanwhile the lowly pig roach has never won a single time.
 
gampboonerisms said:
Its absolutely fucking crazy amazing we get to see a middle american go from lawyer to crackhead kid neglector in real time.

Side note weird calling Nick a lawyer and not an attorney. (But im just southern like that)
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Not to sweep at all for Nicky Nitrous but it must be insane to go from streaming to some retards to over 100k. I think it would fuck me up...although I know I would have enough sense to just quit and not put my daughter in danger. Dumb faggot.
 
"Remember, my, my house was called an overall dirty home 'cause it had dust on the vents."
"Oh, it's fuckin' COPS."
"Oh, I know, it's, it's so fuckin' fun. It's like, there are dust on the vents. Ok."
 
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