💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Maude Snew said:
They just get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com, Elon really is the world's greatest hacker. Probably why Rick doesn't like him, he's meeting all the black people for himself.
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Meet, not *meat* like Patrick is likely producing in his basement at this very moment.
 
You know what, I think Patposting is dead. Look at the stupid shit he's been posting. Low-energy, trite, just going through the motions. Nothing to work with. No one cares.

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Something better happen soon. Need an update on the lolsuit, or Tiny Tim in Space coming out.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
Well, at least his followers will be spared his takes on those other topics.

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Shit, if only anybody had ever made any backups of those lawsuits! Damn Musk outhinking everyone yet again!

"Did you file that lawsuit with the court yet?"
"We can't, sir, every time we go to print it Teslalawsuit.doc has been deleted!"
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The people whobpost shit like this also spent the last four years calling anyone claiming Biden was having health and cognitive issues a crazy conspiracy theorist.
 
Spunt said:
"You will not enjoy prison."

Well now I have no idea if I will enjoy prison or not. My reality has been shattered. Hold me, Kiwibros, I don't feel so good...
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I swear this is the first time I've heard him tell someone they will NOT enjoy prison. Rick, being the (fat) contrarian he is, I guarantee if they replied "you're right, I won't enjoy prison", His Fatness would 100% reply "no child, you will enjoy prison". Creating some kind of infinite loop with no escape function.
 
Spunt said:
"You will not enjoy prison."

Well now I have no idea if I will enjoy prison or not. My reality has been shattered. Hold me, Kiwibros, I don't feel so good...
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If your mind is free, your soul can never be imprisoned. I think that was the lesson in Shawshank Redemption.
 
TouchFluffyTail said:
I swear this is the first time I've heard him tell someone they will NOT enjoy prison. Rick, being the (fat) contrarian he is, I guarantee if they replied "you're right, I won't enjoy prison", His Fatness would 100% reply "no child, you will enjoy prison". Creating some kind of infinite loop with no escape function.
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Java: 
public void prisonEvaluator (boolean wouldEnjoyPrison){
        if (wouldEnjoyPrison){
            System.out.println("You will not enjoy prison, stalker.");
            prisonEvaluator(false);
        } else {
            System.out.println("Enjoy prison, stalker.");
            prisonEvaluator(true);
        }
    }
 
Rick's lack of self-awareness still surprises me.
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High school was so easy all I could muster was a 1.2 non-weighted GPA, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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OffTopic said:
His wife is 414.
He's 608 because he's from West Bumfuck, WI and never got a new phone.
Longer longer.
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North American Numbering Plan Wikipedia page said:
The NANP exhaust analysis estimates that the existing numbering system is sufficient beyond 2049, based on the assumptions that a maximum of 674 NPAs continue to be available, and that on average 3,990 central office codes are needed per year.

In case of exhaustion, various plans are discussed for expanding the numbering plan. One option is to add the digit 1 or 0 either at the beginning or at the end of the area code, or prefixing it to the seven-digit subscriber number. This would require eleven-digit dialing even for local calls between any two NANP numbers. Another proposal introduces the digit 9 into the area code in the format x9xx, so that, for example, San Francisco's 415 would become 4915. Other proposals include reallocating blocks of numbers assigned to smaller long-distance carriers or unused reserved services.
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L | A1 | A2
Enjoy 11 digit phone numbers talker
 
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