💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

I always give PPP credit for being one of the first guys who knew Nick was a piece of shit. He was righteous in hating him early on.

I never understood why people obsessed over Nick to be honest. It was clear from the beginning he was kind of an idiot and I'm surprised the Kick Vic situation didn't end his career but I guess since it was all Lefties making fun of him being a retard it just just swept up.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He wanted to take Faran to the Sodomy Barn

I thought they got bought out by Hobby Lobby?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Nick was bragging so hard about how Josh would never ever get the bodycam, and then we get detailed notes explaining all the things in the bodycam. It's looking really, really bad for Nick.

 

[Lonely khan]

Off topic, but I think that Anisa/Idubbbz so far deserve the 2025 LOTY more than Austin and Rekieta.

Criminal > Incompetent

Endangering children > Endangering streamers wallets

Pretending to be sober > Pretending to be a boxing promoter

Enlisting Ethan Ralph > becomming a hasan orbiter

The battle for the bodycam > the battle for Jerusalem

It's a good year anon, but Nick is in rarefied air. He's not the next chris chan, or the new Sargon, he's the first Nick Rekeita.

 

[not william stenchever]

So far, there is only one known end-stage Sonichu boss-level outcome. A Celeste-ial level of existence. Ethan Ralph and Rekieta battle to the death from a goo-induced hypernatremic coma. Or whatever.

In the Hyper-Balldoic Time Chamber. Also DSP is there and very confused as to what is going on.

 

[MarukuNaru]

But Nick isn’t Nick because coke ruined him. Nick is Nick because he’s broken.

Fucked from the start, cursed with a personality disorder and terrible parenting. Further fucked by never having to actually work for a living.

Based lawyer dad was (mostly) a LARP, and we fell for it. But if it makes you feel any better, so did his in-laws and community.

Back when I heard he was arrested I was really hoping admit he'd fucked up, admit there was a problem, actually seek help, etc etc. I was pretty disappointed when that wasn't his response but it's been even more disappointing over the last year realizing just how much that was never a realistic possibility

 

[Smithfield Ham]

A whole lot of talking to cops in this transcript.

You’d think that’d be the one thing he wouldn’t do given his profession. Absolutely retarded.

And that is why the fuck you don't use cocaine. So your brain can access all the useful information it has in a crisis situation instead of being reduced to animal/toddler impulses.

 

[Vibralldo]

I legit think that everyone that has dirt on Nick should drop it

He's shown to both be an abusive monster that deserves to have all his dirty laundry public and an impotent loser that can only cry and call you fat/a pedophile and can't actually do anything bad to you

He was clearly a degenerate swinger the entire time he's been online and there's people like yellowflash claiming Nick's degeneracy was an open secret in weebwars that was only kept quiet because Nick was the de facto leader.

He DESERVES to have everything out there

 

[JackoVerde]

Anybody who’s been on probation can tell you they won’t let you get away with half the shit Rekieta does and shows off everybday

but Rekieta does

The police are either incompetent and ignoring Rekieta for some reason being lenient as fuck with his parole or they are outright protecting him.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

PPP's schtick back then was to hate everybody who had internet success, so I am not sure he was that insightful, especially as he later predicted that it was unimaginable that Rekieta could fuck up his career.

You're right though if you take that past Nick vs todays Nick it is quite interesting. You can see how he slow rolled him and knew exactly what buttons to press. The seethe back then matches the seethe he has now. It gave a taste of what was to come with his downfall and it's beautiful to see.

 

[RodgerDodger]

For those raging about conspiracies surrounding the Bodycam footage, this is probably small town/county Sheriff and Policd Force that have an unstated goal of never releasing bodycam footage to anyone. The Sheriff clearly disagrees with the idea that Law Enforcement Bodycams are a public record. And like most rural county Sheriff's he just does whatever the fuck he wants and the local government will typically back him.

 

[break these cuffs]

I never understood why people obsessed over Nick to be honest. It was clear from the beginning he was kind of an idiot and I'm surprised the Kick Vic situation didn't end his career but I guess since it was all Lefties making fun of him being a retard it just just swept up.

The Maddox and Greer coverage were slam dunks because the opponents were Russell Greer and Maddox's lawyer literally got a breathalyzer installed in his car for being a fucking drunk and either tried to get someone to blow in it, disable it, or blew positive in it like 6 hours after it was installed. I forget exactly which at this point, but his name was Landau and was known as LanDUI for good reason. Then yeah, Weeb Wars was culture wars bullshit and his shine began to wear off for some of us.

He was also really larping hard in the beginning going so far as to not curse on streams because it was both unprofessional for a lawyer and against his wholesome trad dad values. There was even a short lived series of videos were he explained common legal topics using actual cases as well. I'm sure he found it to be a lot of work and realized how much easier it was to just drink and grift during Weeb Wars.

Anybody who’s been on probation can tell you they won’t let you get away with half the shit Rekieta does and shows off everybday

but Rekieta does

The police are either protecting Rekieta for some reason being lenient as fuck with his parole or they are outright protecting him.

lol, look at the MBJ thread. He beats his dad, smokes crack, and doesn't afraid of anything all while on felony and misdemeanor probation.

 

[not william stenchever]

Back when I heard he was arrested I was really hoping admit he'd fucked up, admit there was a problem, actually seek help, etc etc. I was pretty disappointed when that wasn't his response but it's been even more disappointing over the last year realizing just how much that was never a realistic possibility

You must be a kind soul to have had any hope that he'd reform after his arrest. To many of us it was pretty clear well before then that his pattern of behavior is completely fixed to being a malicious, lying, obstinate asshole who worships himself as a god.

 

[Genghis Hitler]

Nick was bragging so hard about how Josh would never ever get the bodycam, and then we get detailed notes explaining all the things in the bodycam. It's looking really, really bad for Nick.

A third hand recounting by literal random anonymous women is a shit tier substitute for the actual footage, not even any pictures. Balldos 100% taking this as a win.

It doesn't matter how many pinky promises Null gives that everything is totally true and accurate, the fact is there's still nothing tangible, all sides have the exact same positions they had last week, and nothing ever happens.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

I legit think that everyone that has dirt on Nick should drop it

He's shown to both be an abusive monster that deserves to have all his dirty laundry public and an impotent loser that can only cry and call you fat/a pedophile and can't actually do anything bad to you

He was clearly a degenerate swinger the entire time he's been online and there's people like yellowflash claiming Nick's degeneracy was an open secret in weebwars that was only kept quiet because Nick was the de facto leader.

He DESERVES to have everything out there

It’s becoming increasingly frustrating that people keep alluding to secret information that they just can’t share right now.

Nigger shit up or put the info out there

 

[FaranFronczakTV]

Oh hi ... Keanu, hey girl!

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick was bragging so hard about how Josh would never ever get the bodycam, and then we get detailed notes explaining all the things in the bodycam. It's looking really, really bad for Nick.

The worst part is that he immediately verified the transcription as accurate.
He has lied for a year saying the house only had some laundry left about, a "myopia of poverty" as to why people can't understand an unclean house.

Instead, he has now verified statements such as "The house is extremely filthy. The floors are completely covered in clothes & junk. In some areas, there’s no walkway at all.", "There are bottles of alcohol everywhere. The entire space is buried under hoarded junk, electronics, collectibles, and random gear." and "swab around the pillow and it tests positive for cocaine".

And he ADMITS its TRUE

 

[woc_krava]

You must be a kind soul to have had any hope that he'd reform after his arrest. To many of us it was pretty clear that his pattern of behavior is completely fixed to being a malicious, lying, obstinate asshole who worships himself as a god.

I personally believe that people have a great capacity for forgiveness if a person repents. I think that the best thing for Nick would have been to quit the Internet, but alternatively he could have publicly repented and I think he would have been forgiven by the public.

 

[Fapcop]

So bit late. Has there at any point been mentions that Celeste hangs out there? Is she degen also?

WHOLE FAMILY HAS BEEN CURSED BY CUCKOLDING!

After they both get high on Celeste’s prescription drugs, they get down and dirty. Nick mainlines some of his weapons-grade Viagra/Cialis pills, but it’s in vain.

His penis refuses to cooperate, staying limp and floppy rather than partaking in Nick’s Sodom-tier degeneracy.

Frustrated he punches himself and screeches in frustration while strapping on the ‘ol trusty balldo one more time.

He balldo-bangs his own mother, while Bob sits in the cuck chair and watches, biting his lip and trembling with ecstasy.

Downstairs, Kayla hears the commotion. The rhythmic, methodical thumping. The sound of Nick’s squeal of ecstasy. Celeste’s cigarette-hoarse moans. The nanny enters. They look at each other. And look away, unable to cope with the shame. Kayla reaches for the pill glass, and with shaking hands takes out a Xanax. Then another.

There.

She’ll wake up in a few hours and barely remember this happening. It’s easier than dealing with the pain.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

It's a bit comforting and a lot horrifying to know the reason Nick's daughter was exposed to cocaine was cross-contamination with her pills. The fact that Nick wasn't giving his daughter it directly is a relief, but the fact that he was such a neglectful piece of shit that he was letting his baby's medicine get poisoned with drugs makes me livid.