💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
I'm like 30 pages behind so clock me accordingly, but for those wondering about the cat, he was spotted in October of last year by none other than April. She desaturated the photo (maybe so nobody would recognize Nick's cat?) but he's definitely orange, note the classic orange cat nose freckles.

April and a stinky puss.webp

Courtesy of @StannisTheMannis in this post:
 
It’s been gone over in this thread so many times, @AltisticRight has broken it down in detail more than once. I know the thread is hard to catch up with but this topic coming up again, when coke and crack pipes were all over the house, is so gay.
I get that, which is why I've already edited my post to reflect it. This thread moves very fast and I don't have the time to keep up with it beyond the big news. Heck I almost completely missed the hypoxia fingers thing if it hadn't been mentioned on a stream elsewhere.
Not to the level you’re suggesting. They were snorting the coke you know, not throwing it into the air.
Sorry, I'm not a degenerate drug addict, everything I know about coke comes from movies and TV. I didn't learn that the effects only last for like 15-30 min until I was out of college.
 
Many of the patients the papers covered had difficulty walking and sometimes even with limb control, stemming from some sort of B12 deficiency.
Would that explain his arm flailing when he crashed out at Keanu or is he just sussy by nature? That would explain why he doesn't stand on his streams anymore.

Remember when he came back and was doing standing streams and it just stopped?
 
Based on the results from the pillowcase, that poor kid was getting a dose every time she slept in there. If they were doing lines off the top of that fridge, I can guarantee you there was a microscopic little snowdrift at the base of that fridge, right where she played. Anyone who spent significant amount of time in that room would have tested hot afterwards. And in a little girl who wasn't taught personal hygiene and probably weighed about 50 lbs., that's enough for her to accidentally ingest enough cocaine to test hot as a weekend user.
“microscopic snowdrift” and a contaminated pillowcase isn’t going to make anyone test hot as a weekend user. Not even a literal toddler. You have no idea what you’re talking about.

The thread is busy and since multiple people are sharing this theory, I figure it’s worth countering since the test has been analysed to death at several points in the threads existence. And to be frank, it’s extremely retarded to think this is how she tested positive, and I’d hate to hand Nick the W by letting any new people actually believe this.
 
At this point, I can only conclude that the LEOs in Kandiyohi county are hopelessly corrupt.
The Kandiyohi County screw job will be a permanent black eye on the shit hole hick town. I just wanna ask the judge and prosecutor if its really worth it being a capo for a drug addicted man child that embarrasses their community? Their action is back firing on them and drawing even more attention.
 
You can't spell KeaNU without KNU, I just wanted to get this out there.

Also I read only one of the transcripts and it's no wonder why Nick wanted these bodycam footages out from public eyes.
Maybe the Scandinavian prudes only helping the Rekietas hide these footages, because it's an embarassment to the community as a whole? It sounds ridicuolous, but I heard stories from smaller towns in my area that did similar things to "hide facts" and "defend the commune's reputation".
 
Re: "Sealing" the bodycam footage

Minnesota is one of the last holdouts against cameras in the courtroom. The bench and bar have been opposed to it for a long time and it is deep in the legal culture. The forced switch to Zoom court because of COVID pushed that back a lot, but deep down, it's hated. As an example, look how hard they went after Ethan Ralph.

Bodycam video isn't the same as courtroom video, but to an Early Gen X/Boomer judge, they feel a lot alike. So I'm not surprised that old animus toward courtroom video has influenced SJW to try to shut it down.
 
This might blow your minds, but not everyone is in these threads 24/7/365 and have every single piece of Balldo lore committed to memory - let alone technical specifications on various forms of drug testing and the biological science of how those tests work. These threads are not just your personal community.
There’s a highlight feature. I mention the fact the thread has gone over it a lot so curious people can find it with said feature, or even search posts. Multiple users were posting the same dumb shit over and over, potentially confusing new lurkers brought by the footage notes.

Leave the Reddit snark for your own personal communities.
I get that, which is why I've already edited my post to reflect it. This thread moves very fast and I don't have the time to keep up with it beyond the big news. Heck I almost completely missed the hypoxia fingers thing if it hadn't been mentioned on a stream elsewhere.

Sorry, I'm not a degenerate drug addict, everything I know about coke comes from movies and TV. I didn't learn that the effects only last for like 15-30 min until I was out of college.
Then edit your post and don’t bother typing a reply to cry about it. It’s not a big deal.
 
This whole evidence or not evidence thing is bullshit anyway. It's footage recorded by the government in relation to a search warrant and arrest. It should be public whether it was used in court or not.
"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.
 
Based on the results from the pillowcase, that poor kid was getting a dose every time she slept in there. If they were doing lines off the top of that fridge, I can guarantee you there was a microscopic little snowdrift at the base of that fridge, right where she played. Anyone who spent significant amount of time in that room would have tested hot afterwards. And in a little girl who wasn't taught personal hygiene and probably weighed about 50 lbs., that's enough for her to accidentally ingest enough cocaine to test hot as a weekend user.
Eh, we don’t really know that’s it’s enough. Cocaine doesn’t absorb through the skin very readily, hence directing it to mucus membranes.

Young kids have thinner skin, less likely to have callouses or accumulation of dead skin, so that’s in favor, but I just kinda have the hunch that it’s more likely her levels represent more like, touching cocaine and sticking her fingers in her mouth on an every day basis than sleeping on a pillow with trace amounts

I don’t think an 8 or 9 year old would snort something.

You also have to consider the ingested quantities involved with the “weekend user.”

Forgive the stock image, but this is what 1 gram would look like in terms of amount. It’s not really a small amount

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There’s a highlight feature.
So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.

This thread alone has gotten over 350 pages in 10 days by the way. So this isn't even a thread with regular traffic/updates by the standards of most lolcows, Nick is a unique case.

Leave the Reddit snark for your own personal communities.
You're the one being pissy and moaning that there are people in the thread who do not have every single piece of information related to Rekieta committed to memory, like actually trying to feign some kind of superiority because you remember more embarrassing information about some druggy non-practicing lawyer. Take a step back.
 
"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.
Real question, does the transparency in Florida have any effect on crime? Sure people won't offend because of jailtime and fines, but there are those who'll only think twice if their crimes could expose them as a ridiculous, goofy fuck
 
This might blow your minds, but not everyone is in these threads 24/7/365 and have every single piece of Balldo lore committed to memory - let alone technical specifications on various forms of drug testing and the biological science of how those tests work. These threads are not just your personal community.
If you're not invested enough to keep up, don't bother speculating about the situation, it's that simple. I'm not being mean, there's just no point to uninformed commentary, especially when it's about something as technical as a medical test.
 
"Should be" is not a synonym for "is." Unfortunately, Minnesota is virtually the opposite of Florida, which has the "Sunshine Law," which should be the national model for public records laws.
Null would have his body camera footage in an arrest made public as easy as pie. Too bad he's not an abusive drug addicted cuckold that lives in a pig sty.
 
So what, click through the highlights, dozens or hundreds of times until someone finds the one post that has the information you're sperging out about? That's not how that feature works.
Newfag, you can search threads by word mention, and click the highlights from there once you have the page. Or use the date function. You’re welcome. No need for hysterics.
 
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