🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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It arrived safely and HEAVILY wrapped. They took great care in transporting it through the mail, so ill give Billy that too.
It's good yours was wrapped. None of mine were and one arrived broken. I emailed them and received a replacement with no questions asked so big ups for speedy customer service.
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It's good yours was wrapped. None of mine were and one arrived broken. I emailed them and received a replacement with no questions asked so big ups for speedy customer service.
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Mine was a single they put inside a bag of bubble wrap inside a cardboard box. It couldn't move at all inside. Glad to know though that if it does break they won't hassle you about it.
 
I'm not saying he did, but the judge could have googled Jobts and learned about him and eventually stumble upon this thread and realize what a vindictive piece of fucking shit he is.
How could the judge "stumble upon this thread" when this thread was made April 7th 2025, a week after the April 1st judgement was made?
 
It arrived safely and HEAVILY wrapped.

It's good yours was wrapped. None of mine were and one arrived broken. I emailed them and received a replacement with no questions asked so big ups for speedy customer service.
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I ordered two bottles, two times. They weren’t heavily wrapped - just a single layer of bubble wrap in a very thin shipping envelope. They could’ve very easily grinded against each other and shattered.

Good to see they’ve upped their shipping game for quantities in less than batches of three, and hate to see that yours were damaged in transit. Also, glad that it was quickly rectified.
 
Actually, Karl thought that Apollo Legend lost to Billy because he chose to settle and the Internet was mad about this. The Internet, in his mind, demanded blood and Jobst was happy to oblige. After all, there was no way he could lose or agree to settle. He was just starting his righteous crusade to slay the evil dragon who had been terrorizing YouTubers for years.
Yet he still went on and on about how billy never got a win before, I don't know why I'm even trying to rationalize what this retard said
 
I'm confused, didn't Karl got a thread before this year? I'm certain there were some here talking about his discord and the lawsuit.
There is a thread for Mitchell's lawsuit against Twin Galaxies from 2020 that is still ongoing, Jobst became a feature in the thread when he entered the picture with his sloptuber videos.

 
Yet he still went on and on about how billy never got a win before, I don't know why I'm even trying to rationalize what this retard said
He kind of won against Twin Galaxies, too, or at least got enough to satisfy his pagan urges to see his enemies driven before him and hear the lamentations of their women.
 
He kind of won against Twin Galaxies, too, or at least got enough to satisfy his pagan urges to see his enemies driven before him and hear the lamentations of their women.
Yeah that's my point it's obvious showing the details of the two settlements we know those are the only two I know at least, that Billy has won multiple lawsuits yet Karl kept going on and on about how Billy has never won and there's no way he would be the first to lose to him, I think he said that in at least two of his own videos.

That leads me to assume Karl is too retarded to realize that a settlement often times is not a lost, especially if you're the one who filed the lawsuits there's a good chance the person you sued either conceded to your demands or gave you a satisfying enough compromise.
 
Karl is autistic. To him, everything is black and white. He is the hero, billy is the villan. Has he ever shown nuance in his thinking ? He is always declaring everything a victory or a loss. A settlement can still be a win for either or sometimes both sides. Apollo getting out of his billy lawsuit with no payment was pretty fair. To Karl there is no compromise. He just doubles and triples down.
 
Karl is autistic. To him, everything is black and white. He is the hero, billy is the villan. Has he ever shown nuance in his thinking ? He is always declaring everything a victory or a loss. A settlement can still be a win for either or sometimes both sides. Apollo getting out of his billy lawsuit with no payment was pretty fair. To Karl there is no compromise. He just doubles and triples down.
Ok, but did you know Billy cheated at a videogame once? Did you even consider that?
 
I gotta admit I thought Billy was cringe as fuck but Karl has been so cringe after the court loss Billy looks like a fucking chad now. It's fucking embarrassing his wife needs to tell him to shut the fuck up. Also I had no idea Karl was a fucking wanna be pick up artist grifter before it's hilarious.
 
Creator Clash 3 is such a fuck up that even Billy Mitchell - who has absolutely nothing to do with it or any of the fighters - is weighing in and calling it a failure.

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Link: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anisa...nd-poo-pants-swastika-boy.38107/post-21557353
Since this thread is basically Karl and Billy, I figured I’d share this gem posted in Community Happenings.

Billy is an absolute menace and is all over the place. Now he’s onto the disaster which is CC3. Would honestly be some decent money involved in getting Karl v Billy booked if the entire thing wasn’t a scam.
 
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