💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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200MB said:
Someone's not happy.
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Nigga is F5'ing his thread again : DD
LMAO cope&xeethe you Candy Yoshi Gubermint Bootlicking limpdick cuckold!

Take a drink why won't ya? Bet your PO is on the same conspiracy with the State. (FOR YOU, not against you)

Also your kid still tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit and you aren't able to disprove this FACT.

Huff some gas smurf-fingered junkie!
🥃 :really:
 
Old Bay Sneedsoning said:
What for? Is Rekieta just that well connected or is it more a matter of this case being a huge public circus for their county and them wanting to quietly sweep it away?
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Kandiyohi doesn't wanna be seen as a real-life Mayberry a la the Andy Griffith Show. Looks like they wanna maintain that quiet, backwater MN reputation. Nick's shenenigans brought too many eyeballs on their little county.
 
Joggin Noggin said:
"clearly offensive to common sensibilities"
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So if they successfully keep the bodycam footage under wraps we have a legal basis to assume that whatever is in the footage was "clearly offensive to common sensibilities"? Much like how a missed drug test is presumed to be a failed one? What a victory that would be.
 
200MB said:
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"He's a maladjusted toddler whose ice cream has perpetually fallen on the sidewalk."
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? He always does these long, wordy, meandering jabs that go nowhere. It goes beyond just being unfunny to being anti-funny, where not only do you fail to make the audience laugh, but they get pissed for having their time wasted by your retarded joke.
 
Old Bay Sneedsoning said:
Do the people not deserve to know if their police officers are corrupt?
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I only included that so people didn't get the impression that the common sensibilities was the only consideration before the court on releasing the footage. Nick's implications certainly helps that balance be more in favor of releasing it compared to the harm it may do Nick in my estimation as well.
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We then asked the Department of Administration to rule and they also issued an opinion that the sheriff should comply. He said he would decide that to do on the 2nd.

Now, the prosecutor is jumping in to help
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Scratch my fence sitting on the prosecutor's motvations then. What the fuck are they doing?
 
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Oh boy I can't wait for Null to throw his tantrum.
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Maybe Crackhead-Kieta will be interested in this tantrum compared to his dirty cocaine riddled kids
 
Old Bay Sneedsoning said:
"He's a maladjusted toddler whose ice cream has perpetually fallen on the sidewalk."
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? He always does these long, wordy, meandering jabs that go nowhere. It goes beyond just being unfunny to being anti-funny, where not only do you fail to make the audience laugh, but they get pissed for having their time wasted by your retarded joke.
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He has all the wit of a failed english major from a fourth rate school, and all the conciseness of a failed lawyer who never really practiced.
 
Looseleaf Paper said:
Smug Nick is the best Nick. I look foward to the next chip moment that will be posted after everytime he fucks up.
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Have you seen “Smug Twig dancing”? I believe he is even sporting the infamous Jamaican Bulls jersey on his emaciated frame.
 
Rekieta is the gift that never actually gives; first the absolute slap on the wrist probation term, now no bodycam footage. Really have to wonder how much blue balls there was going on during his entire coke-and-hoes debacle.
 
sneedem&feedem said:
At least now I won't have to hear how actually he's a good father which is why they gave the kids back. ACKTUSLLY it's cause the county is on his side and has been giving him layups the entire time, to the point they're actively helping him hide the bodycam footage.
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Guess Rekieta's family can pull "powerful family" strings for him too in addition to enabling him with pure infinite cash infusions. I shouldn't be surprised.
 
AnOminous said:
Maybe it actually DOES have cops smashing down Nick's door, dosing his daughter with cocaine, and randomly flinging around piles of filthy clothing and confiscated drugs to frame him.
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I wouldn't be shocked to discover that a LEO acting under the authority of Kandiyohi County held down Nick's minor child and injected her with a solution containing cocaine, using a hypodermic needle and cocaine that was stolen from the police evidence room. There's really no way of knowing without seeing the video.
 
Well, you know how it goes. When nick spergs out at someone in particular, It's because they just got under his skin in a really big way (to him at least).
Not gonna guess to which events pissed him off im particular, just point and laugh. Point and laugh.
 
AnOminous said:
Holy shit. I had no idea the state was so bent even New Jersey political bosses would have told them to cool it down.
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I know it is a popular theory that the Prosecutor is corrupt and the Sheriff is corrupt but I think the actual issue is none of them want to be sued by Nick which actually something he would totally do. He'd lose obviously but it is expensive and painful.

Funny how lawsuits are so bad even sheriffs don't want unnecessary ones.
 
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