💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Oh there you are!

9:07 a.m. Minnesota Time

 

[Fapcop]

Oh there you are!

9:07 a.m. Minnesota Time

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Lol! 400 people watching.

Nick suddenly goes “Whoops gotta make a phone call!” and whips out his phone like a real streaming pro!

EDIT: Nick apologized for being an hour late since “he was asleep”.

What an embarrassing cuck. There are 17 year olds who are better at getting up for their McD’s shift than Nick is at getting up for the few hundred people watching him.

Have coke and booze totally regressed him back to a 15 year old?

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

More insight on the keyboard story
EDIT: Drex did NOT tell this story, I forgot to clip out that part.

 

[Oxyjen]

It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

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34,000 watching Emily D Baker right now! This lawtubing stuff sure seems like popular gig.

HE'S BLUE!!!

He’s blue! He’s gay! He’s a cuck!

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

His kids appearing on stream now with semi-regularity is 100% planned and fake. It’s not wholesome, it’s stomach turning, because he resents them.

I'm glad others have picked up on that. For years there was neither hide nor hare of those kids, and he basically said the kids knew that when daddy is in his yelling room you are not to bug him. Now the kids are just sauntering in with 'daddy can you help?'. I know a performance when I see one.

 

[Vibralldo]

From this morning's STMS:
BlueToe.mp4
HE'S BLUE!!!

Spoiler: Stream

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DNi_jlto36s

Steel Toe just saying the lyrics without singing them is infinitely more tolerable than Nick's karaoke

 

[Fapcop]

More insight on the keyboard story
test1.mp4

Hate to be THAT guy, but what’s the keyboard story?

EDIT:

Nick just sauntered off now.



Truly riveting content!

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

More insight on the keyboard story
test1.mp4

So Chaney?

The other option would be April.

 

[Lian Xing]

More insight on the keyboard story

Clearly Drex since he did meet up with Meme in Japan.

Hate to be THAT guy, but what’s the keyboard story?

Someone hit a child with a keyboard for being too loud. CPS may or may not have been involved.

 

[Folgers Can]

He's live and looking ROUGH.

When did he lose his passion for this work?

 

[oh no im late for school]

yeah 750 on yt and 300 on rumble. maybe getting up on time might help retain some day-to-day viewership levels, but you guys don't understand, he has to stay up until 3am fighting on twitter

 

[Captain Manning]

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

The tortoise is a nerd. It's not respecting my superiority to everything.

Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

Money.

 

[Oxyjen]

So Chaney?

The other option would be April.

I think it has to be Chaney. There’s some reason Nick decided to go nuclear on her last week.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I used to really follow this thread, and consider Rekieta the most entertaining lolcow with the Mandy stuff, the ceiling cats and whatnot. But I just can't stomach this prick as of late. Everything he does warrants disdain, he is incapable of committing any action that would result in a positive moral outcome.

You just look at his beady contemptuous eyes and see an absolute snake of a person. He is a creature enslaved to his own habitual sins, whether that be pathological lying, hypersexuality, or imbibing booze and drugs. Any behavior that does not satisfy his most base hedonistic urges does not even register in the putrefied gray matter that now constitutes his rancid brain. He wants to manipulate everything and everyone around him, yet is so incompetent that he fails to even stop a retarded whore from spilling all of his secrets to the Internet. In fact  he is often manipulated, as seen by Melton fellating him on stream, only to invite Keanu on so he could harvest Nick's subsequent whippet fueled seething for content. Now I'm sure his latest gambit of trying to shift all of the blame of a failed marriage onto his wife, and attributing the poor condition of his children to their former nanny by defaming her, is gonna work out really great. Another genius 4D chess move by the gigabrained Nick Rekieta: "Well I fucked up by defaming a person before, but perhaps I shall do it again, and again, and again..."

Everything this cunt has touched has gone to ruin:

• His generational wealth? Wasted.
• His family's good name? Tarnished.
• His marriage? In shambles.
• His children? Traumatized.
• His friendships? Nonexistent.
• His streaming career? In the gutter.
• His ability to practice law? Revoked.
• His probation? It's only a matter of time.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick just sauntered off now.



Truly riveting content!

Someone with the willpower to actually watch his streams. I am being generous here, does Nick actually give ANY insightful commentary?

It seems he's either deathly quiet, makes a one line comment on the process of the case or is actively keeping himself awake by arguing with alogs on Xitter.

 

[Canard]

When did he lose his passion for this work?

Did he ever have passion? Or did he just want easy thing where money was supposed to roll in?

 

[Scout Trooper]

After Nick came back from his prolonged absence, his voice is several registers lower than usual.

 

[oh no im late for school]

I am being generous here, does Nick actually give ANY insightful commentary?

barely. he's super fucking distracted 95% of the time and utterly disinterested a further 4% of the time. it's just him sitting in silence doing whatever he does on the other monitor. maybe during the breaks he'll have something to say but by and large it's like he's not even there at all

 

[John Andrews Stan]

More insight on the keyboard story
test1.mp4

So Chaney is in contact with Meme Copium. No wonder Nick decided it was time to start defaming her.

I’m not clear on who was hitting people on the head with the keyboard to quiet them down. Was it Nick?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

So Chaney?

The other option would be April.

I think it has to be Chaney. There’s some reason Nick decided to go nuclear on her last week.

Isn’t the most probable answer... Aaron?

Edit: Drex is a solid one too. I thought there was a clip of him clarifying that the story didn’t originate from Drex, but I might be mixing it up with another “story tease” Mr Copium pulled.