💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
I know people mention drugs and alcohol as driving him into dementia by carving holes in his brain, but I should add that sleep deprivation is also not good.

I've finally managed this past couple days to get more than 3 hours of sleep (unlike Nick I was finishing up my work on integers and sequences (calculus fucking sucks) and I feel like Einstein compared to last week.

I'm just saying this isn't mentioned as often here, not sleeping is probably enough to render your brain into oatmeal, not sleeping and doing whippets after years of alcohol related brain damage is homo erectus-maxxing.
 
daffodils said:
"Parasocial relationship" is the new "Why do you care". Screenshot is of Stallyn's comment section. Instead of answering there, he considered this important enough to take to Twitter. He also was in Melton's chat again but didn't say anything interesting.
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Nick and Stallyn are buddies. one can say sweeper of comments even.
 
stupid frog said:
Bless you, I loved this stupid video.
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I was kinda surprised to find Lipstick Larry's channel just gone, does anyone know how or why? Luckily I had the vid downloaded too, the shanty theming is so amusing, it's very goofy. I can only imagine how hard Nick seethed about it.
 
AltisticRight said:
Rugieta:
- Follows AI Instythots
- Argues with AI like Grok
- Has a box of AI-audio powered dolls to arrange and play with
- Sperged out at an AI voice of Keanu
This irrelevant unhinged retard is a simulation.
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  • You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
  • You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
  • Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.

This nigger would definitely fail a Voight-Kampff test.
 
oh no im late for school said:
my best friend of nearly 30 years hasn't talked to me since my kid tested positive for cocaine, what can i do to win him back? i know, i'll cut a youtube short of one of the times i made fun of him :really:

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The only positive comments are from the bots.

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I love how there's two definitive traits to current day Nick that many of us can relate to; Not being lawyers, and Not getting enough sleep to the point that we turn into cavemen with our metric system room temperature IQ's.

demicolon said:
Aaron Imholte RAPED AND KILLED a cuck in 1990!
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STOP SAYING THAT AARON IMHOLTE RAPED AND KILLED A CUCK IN 2024 IN THE BALLDO BUNKER WHILE HIGH ON COCAINE!
oh no now we're including Gilbert Gottfried into the foray of nick memes.. the potential is almost limitless..
 
It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

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Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

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If Nick stops streaming doesn't that mean he's unemployed and therefore breaking probation?
 
I know I'm super late to Balldo Boy falling asleep, but it has the same energy as this:
 
Sneed on Cloud 9 said:
It's 8 a.m. and no Nick. No nothing. Meanwhile, Emily D. Baker already has the stream up, a nice summary of the Read trail thus far, and almost 500 people in the live chat.

Nick has been increasingly sporadic, late (and gay). Is he currently in NLO's live chat?

Nick where are you? What are you up to?

-A Concerned Kiwi (ACK)

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He's live and looking ROUGH. "My sleep schedule is just a disaster."

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Owlbear said:
Dance monkey dance. Or enjoy prison.
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The fastest way to make Nick hate streaming even more than he already did, is a female probation officer telling him to lmao!

I seriously can’t believe they’re letting him do it.

It’s not a job, it doesn’t provide him with a living and it has ZERO of the actual benefits a job would get him.
 
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