💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
For everyone’s reference, I’m guessing by his shirt that these screenshots are from the Rumble stream on November 27, 2023. I thought those screenshots had to be edited, but his hands really DID look that bad in the video, especially towards the very end. Couldn’t find the exact moments but they look corpse-like throughout.

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ETA: Wow, the comments on this Rumble stream are brutal. People really were fed up with him.
Thanks for the link. His fingers look totally normal at the start of the stream

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But by the end they look like he's been digging through a fireplace or something.
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It's wild that you can scroll through the video and watch his fingers slowly turn into blueberries. It matches the pattern on his current trial streams where his nose is normal colored in the morning but red as a beet by the time the stream ends. Does anyone know anything about hypoxia or whatever? Could his blood oxygen levels recover while he's asleep (and thus not using nitrous) and deteriorate during the day due to him binging before his show and during his 1 or 2 breaks?

Also Nov 2023 he would have still been doing coke, right? I figured he hopped on whippits as a replacement for cocaine, but he was abusing nitrous the whole time?

EDIT: So I tried skimming through a few of his streams from that era but didn't see fingers this blue anywhere. A few that maybe could have been discolored but it wasn't clear. What did stand out to me, though, is just how fucked up Nick was by the end of these streams. I forgot that it got that bad toward the end, he was absolutely obliterated at the end of every single stream. I have a hard time believing someone can drink that heavily at least 5 nights a week and just not be physically dependent on alcohol.

These from his 2024 State of the Union stream - not so sure about any discoloration but his fingers do look hella weird though. Like he's got lumps at the base of his nails.

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I'm sure she's done it. But in my experience, people tend to prefer ups or downs. Kayla strikes me as very much a downs person. Such people often don't get on with cocaine. They might even do it from time to time, but they don't really like it. I have no problem with the idea that Kayla was over the whole cocaine thing and was getting wasted on downers while Nick and April were holing up together on mutual cocaine and impotent sex binges.
This seems accurate. Not sure if it was Aaron or Nick who said it, but Kayla’s drug of choice is ketamine. Ketamine is often snorted, which if you recall, is now Nick got the black eye. He cut up a bunch of ketamine (maybe for Kayla?), immediately forgot it was ketamine and mistook it for coke, snorted a line, blacked out, and hit his head on the kitchen counter.
 
This seems accurate. Not sure if it was Aaron or Nick who said it, but Kayla’s drug of choice is ketamine. Ketamine is often snorted, which if you recall, is now Nick got the black eye. He cut up a bunch of ketamine (maybe for Kayla?), immediately forgot it was ketamine and mistook it for coke, snorted a line, blacked out, and hit his head on the kitchen counter.
After a brief break this was the first post I saw, is that what he said happened? Remember, this guy lived a life most people wouldn't even dare dreaming of just just like 3 years ago.
 
immediately forgot it was ketamine and mistook it for coke, snorted a line, blacked out, and hit his head on the kitchen counter.
you know, one of the biggest curses of rekieta is that he's such a dweeb and old and in such a not-cool-guy-situation that he can't even tell these stories and come off as like a dude who hit a rockstar patch of life. if artie lange told this story everyone would be like "hell yeah artie you fucking rule dude and you tell funny jokes" but with nick it's like...😕. that must piss him off.
 
Or so we are meant to believe. Any story told by Rekieta that is humorous, self deprecating or self serving is immediately suspect. Most people get black eyes by being punched by someone else or themselves.
It is really depressing that the best case scenario is he got punched by his oldest son, because it means there is potential that there won't be a Rekieta subforum in 10 years.
 
Or so we are meant to believe. Any story told by Rekieta that is humorous, self deprecating or self serving is immediately suspect. Most people get black eyes by being punched by someone else or themselves.
Wasn't this the story after he had said he tripped over the dog or something? And swore "GUYS, that's what happened!"
 
Its not just the fingers. Those cheeks and ears are also turning pink and purple. You'll notice these are all places with little blood flow. Also the same places you get frostbite for the same reason. This nigger is huffing nitrous so much his body looks like he was on Shackleton's expedition. In the middle of summer.

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Or so we are meant to believe. Any story told by Rekieta that is humorous, self deprecating or self serving is immediately suspect. Most people get black eyes by being punched by someone else or themselves.
After a brief break this was the first post I saw, is that what he said happened? Remember, this guy lived a life most people wouldn't even dare dreaming of just just like 3 years ago.
That’s a fair point. Normally I wouldn’t believe this at all, but he tried to claim for a while he got the black eye from slipping on a dog toy. The fact he already lied about it makes the follow up story slightly more likely.

Here’s where the Ketamine story first emerged:
Ok. So he is claiming that he was crushing up Ketamine pills into powder for some reason. That he took the crushed up pills down to the kitchen (reference being to counter) thinking that they were cocaine. Snorted a whole line of Ketamine without realizing that it wasn't cocaine and then instantly collapsed head-first into the kitchen counter getting a black eye.

That story doesn't make you look better than if you were beat up by your wife or one of your kids Nick.
And if you were crushing your ketamine pills, that implies you were already snorting it on a regular basis.
And if you were snorting lines down in the kitchen, that kind of makes you a bad parent.
 
Its not just the fingers. Those cheeks and ears are also turning pink and purple. You'll notice these are all places with little blood flow. Also the same places you get frostbite for the same reason. This nigger is huffing nitrous so much his body looks like he was on Shackleton's expedition. In the middle of summer.View attachment 7424269
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Devils advocate, Is the screen hes staring into turning this nigger all kind of colors??
 
Devils advocate, Is the screen hes staring into turning this nigger all kind of colors??
No. The top photo, he's somewhat in shadow but 2nd photo its all direct studio light. And it all looks like he came back from playing in the snow. Im going with the explanation that lines up with every single point on a graph.
 
Nick is talking about pending ethics complaints against him. He doesn't think he's going to be disciplined for his conviction because he believes there's a "bright line" rule that felony drug possession can only reflect negatively on his ability to practice law if he's literally in court/representing a client at the time he's arrested.
You mean like the time he was representing April in her traffic stop. I know he wasn't arrested at that time but with his drug habit and failing to even attend the hearing, surly that is an ethics complaint in itself?
 
No. The top photo, he's somewhat in shadow but 2nd photo its all direct studio light. And it all looks like he came back from playing in the snow. Im going with the explanation that lines up with every single point on a graph.
So your suggesting that Nick Rekieta, a middle aged man, is just as or more susceptible to viral substance abuse trends than your average teenage nigger???? BIG if true.
 
You mean like the time he was representing April in her traffic stop. I know he wasn't arrested at that time but with his drug habit and failing to even attend the hearing, surly that is an ethics complaint in itself?
he represented his own wife and wanted to represent April while he was arrested for drugs...does that count?
 
At 4:38:40, Aaron says that he recently talked to "a parent of one of the daughter's friends," who was in the Rekieta house last week and reported that "the kids are for sure affected by Nick's actions."
Aaron appears to be referencing the claim of a long time fan with the username "someRsaying" who also mentioned this below earlier in the show, at 4:16;29. He's been a paying member for three years.

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Aaron has also revealed in a November 2024 show that "someRsaying" is the same Steel Toe fan who pressed Ethan Ralph while Ralph was in Willmar for Nick's omnibus hearing, resulting in Ralph falsely claiming that his "name's not Ethan Ralph".

Is this credible? I don't know. I mean, I guess the guy must be local enough for it to be possible, I guess.


Aaron said on the KC interview that Kayla never took any non prescribed drugs in the entire time he was there fwiw
To defend Aaron: he never denied that Kayla was a drug user. He specifically denied that he ever saw Kayla misusing prescription medications in the context of defending her when some other things were found in her pill bottle in jail.
 
Here’s where the Ketamine story first emerged:

It was actual here that it emerged and I summarized it afterward:

Nick debuts a new story for the black eye, I'm not sure if this is supposed to be a funny joke or not.

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After my own comments at the time, there was discussion over if Nick had hit his head on the Kitchen counter (my theory) or if he had hit his head in the bathroom attached to the bedroom.

Its a questionable story on Nick's part to say the least. Its easy to think its probably a lie. I don't know how anyone would mistake crushed up ketamine pills for cocaine powder. They are kind of different things. I suppose its technically possible if he were drunk enough, but if he was that drunk, I don't know why he would be trying to do coke lines.
 
Normally I wouldn’t believe this at all, but he tried to claim for a while he got the black eye from slipping on a dog toy.
How does he even come up with lies this dumb? Is it even possible anyone could possibly believe lies this dumb?
 
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