💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[moocow]

This man mastered the art of verbally destroying retards.

This is the distinguishing factor between a competent lawyer and a good one. A competent lawyer can go through the motions. A good one can go through the motions and leave everyone laughing at his opponents (who in turn can't figure out why everybody's laughing at them).

 

[River possum]

It's so obvious and frankly I'm surprised even April's dumb ass couldn't see it.

The only thing the flesh light can see is how to monkey branch to someone that has more clout and money. And frankly, as disgusting as April is, she's still better than our wife. At least April isn't a mother of five children while being in a 24/7 drug induced coma only waking up long enough to get fucked by someone that isn't the father of her children

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

This has gotta be Nicks worst week since his arrest. I guess May may be cursed for the shit head.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Keanu said that Karl sent her the link to join the stream.....did Karl and MAPton invite her with the intent that she was seen as an easy target for Nick to own? Boy oh boy, talk about backfire

They are drama merchants so it was a win-win. Either she was gonna look like a dumb hole or Nick was gonna look like a druggie retard. The result is the same: drama content and superchat money.

 

[Golden Boy]

I remember a few years ago YouTube personalities like Nick and Destiny arguing about the merits of open relationships and hedonism. Now they are both so fucked and keep getting fucked. It’s such a sweet satisfaction. Christ is kang.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Keanu posts a message showing that April thought that Nick wanted to be with her, but couldn't yet because of the case and how he really wanted Kayla to be the one to end it, BUT then still tries to play his word games.

"Technically kiwi fags, I didn't say I WILL DEFINITELY leave, therefore I didn't lie"

If he plays these games about stuff we fucking see in black and white, why would anyone give him the benefit of the doubt on anything?

 

[Smug Bug]

On a side note, I don't know who is current corner demon but there clearly is one. In the clip about nanny it is as clear as a day he was being coached by somebody off screen, probably telling him to stop talking about it. Nick started talking and spoke till he looked at a demon, then he stopped, even made a slight but visible negative response to the person (shaking no with his head) and abruptly ended his answer with "I don't know..... how you fire somebody faster" with something like a shrug of giving up on the topic.

HOLY SHIT!

Is that what's happening here!?!

Has anyone posted this yet? I thought his reaction was funny and weird!

Nick_Felted.mp4

Was Kayla in the room with him while Keanu recounted how he was going to leave her for April?

NICK, BLINK TWICE IF THE PHASER HAS BEEN SET TO "KILL"

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

My guess is that there is something with the prenup in there too.

Like maybe if she ends it she gets less or nothing?

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Like many feminine types, Nick prefers being acted upon and resentfully whining about it to being an agent in his own life.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Was Kayla in the room with him while Keanu recounted how he was going to leave her for April?

NICK, BLINK TWICE IF THE PHASER HAS BEEN SET TO "KILL"

Kayla's a brain dead benzos zombie. Even when she's in the room with him, she's not in the room with him. Certainly not enough to be giving him off camera cues.

 

[D84]

No boredom when you’re driving the mother of your children closer to suicide, I guess.

Trying to think like a Melton fan here - would something like this endear you to that audience or turn you off?

 

[Fleetwood]

I love how Keanu is cornering him, bit by bit. He's having to choose between proving to the world & Kayla he wasn't ever going to leave her and keeping up the pretense with April that he actually ever cared about her.

That's a fun side effect of her milking this drama for all it's worth. I see she's streaming right after this dm drop.

https://youtu.be/GGLTFmzAUm0

Nick would have his excuse to move out of Minnesota to somewhere he actually wanted to be, like Los Angeles.

He's on probation? Has to get permission to leave the state. Dunno if Minnesota would let him just move away but maybe they want to get rid of Nick.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Sweet Jesus "their mother". This guy gets into a frothing impotent rage over his coke whore but can't even give a micro second to think about how he talks about his wife.

Distancing language like that is often a red flag... reminds me of the Ramseys and 'a child is missing'. Also how JF referred to his wife as Mama JF to dehumanize her like a pet.

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Of course he was lying that's not the point. They argued for an hour over when keanu was contacting April because he thought the last time was in October or November and he knew because April had told him what she had said. Evidently he was incorrect because he got caught in 4k. The date matters to nick because he's paranoid. Im pointing out she's deliberately keeping him from seeing when this was sent to fuck him up. We dont care but Nick does.

Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.

 

[Captain Manning]

My guess is that there is something with the prenup in there too.

Like maybe if she ends it she gets less or nothing?

THERE IS NO PRENUP.

Nick has specifically said he's NOT lucky to be married because he does not have a prenup.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

THERE IS NO PRENUP.

Nick has specifically said he's NOT lucky to be married because he does not have a prenup.

I misheard a previous clip or something.
Oh well.

 

[Strix454]

Nick confirms he actually REALLY wants to know when April talked to Keanu. I really do appreciate Nick for telling us his weak points.

Nick probably rightfully suspects that he is walking into a series of traps. Without knowing everything Keanu knows, he risks both giving up even more information that he doesn't want to reveal and making further statements which will end up being proven false.

But he HAS to counter her narrative here. Because it destroys all of the lies he tells about himself. He would be totally desperate to spin doctor or gaslight this story away. But without enough info, he can't come up with an effective set of lies. He also now knows that April wasn't as deep under his control as he thought. For a control freak like him, that alone is going to drive him crazy.

Checkmate Balldo.

 

[RotPockets]

My rendition of your work.

Spoiler: Alt

Slight update, given his newfound interest.

 

[Gangster Baby]

Kayla's a brain dead benzos zombie. Even when she's in the room with him, she's not in the room with him. Certainly not enough to be giving him off camera cues.

People have been saying this for years (Kayla's a drugged up drone who watches Star Trek all day), but I still don't know where this meme originated. I certainly don't disbelieve it, but the few times I remember her appearing on Rekieta's streams, she came off as a relatively vacant, yet loud, airhead.

Where did Star Trek in particular come from? I don't remember Aaron talking about it.

 

[waffle]

For those of you like me who have lost track of all the accusations / evidence of Nick neglecting his kids, here is my list.


1. Church preschool teacher: the children had complained of being hungry, not being fed, and wearing the same clothes for 3 to 4 days at a time and would start to smell. (Source police report)
2. Unnamed individual: Injection marks and concerns of neglect (Source police report)
3. Sister-in-law / Chiropractor Employee: Nick's kid was not fed (Source: Nick - video above)
4. Dance Instructor: Inadequate provision of food clothing and shelter (Source: Nick on twitter 22 May 2025)
5. Pastor Melin and 4 others (probably includes Sister in law / #3): (Source Incident Report & Supplement)
6. Aaron: Spaghettio-gate (Source: Aaron)

Am I missing any others?


It's crazy to me that so many people have raised these neglect and abuse accusations.

Idn't it fukkin' wild how the entire town conspired to make up talk about how Nick's kids weren't getting food? I mean there's no way 5, 6 people made up the same lie to tell the same person all on their own...

Those Scandinavian prudes must have been down right anally devastated that Nick was brazenly parading his mistress around town while obviously high as shit and demolishing his entire family's reputation... Wait shit, that's not the right cope either...

Sounds like Kayla's entire family is set up against them ( we know at least her stepdad and sister). She really must just be lost in the Delta Quadrant on "anxiety medication", Trek, booze and weed. I've had various competing theories about her over the years and at this point I'm kind of getting the impression they are in a death spiral over the trust fund, which is just pathetic.