💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dustland]

Sweet Jesus "their mother". This guy gets into a frothing impotent rage over his coke whore but can't even give a micro second to think about how he talks about his wife.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Any news of the pug, or has it passed on.

 

[Vibralldo]

>I never

>I never wanted to leave their mother

Wow, he really doesn't love Kayla. He didn't say something like, I love my wife and I made a horrible mistake, he just doesn't want to leave their mother.

Kayla needs to divorce baldoman and give us years of new content. Imagine Nick becoming a full on manosphere podcast bro because his wife rekt him.

He's never publicly said anything nearly as romantic as the way he talks about April

 

[Gator_Aids]

Disagree. Slow drip of info on twitter is much funnier than doing some big gay exclusive on a show. And the bodycam footage isn't a sure thing yet.

There is no guarantee we're getting the body cam footage then. Null explicitly said "two weeks, or I'll sue." He might have to end up suing. That will delay things further.

I understand quite well that “two weeks” isn’t 100% guaranteed. I’ve simply decided to put my money all in on Josh on this one and take a leap of faith. A quality blowout and weeklong spergfest into oblivion would be entertaining.

 

[TexOffender]

Keanu just called in to steeltoe

 

[AnOminous]

B1 deficiency from the alcohol, B12 deficiency from the nitrous. Why is life so hard?

Plus additional added on deficiencies from being a puny, anorexic skelly girl.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Keanu just called into steeltoe

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RGAslRm1uPw

I feel we need a new Streisand Effect type term the Rekieta Effect, where a faggot horrorcow keeps trying to silence critics and enemies and keeps multiplying them by doing so

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

Starting to think I was right about how neither of them love each other and did the open marriage thing just with an excuse to stay together for the kids. Which obviously is more harmful to the kids to see that with their parents than just being adults and divorce or do an attempt to rekindle their love in the marriage. Of course there never was any Nick just jumped on the first girl who let him out his penis inside her… and again with April. Hey maybe there’s a hooker Nick thinks loves him because the hooker let him kiss her like Ralph.

 

[YazeePro]

Have another whippit Nick, you've earned it!

The county is probably weighing the odds of which is cheaper- a lawsuit from Nick (for releasing the footage), or a lawsuit from Kiwi Farms / uwu / whoever else

I guess it would be interesting to hear a legal analysis on Nick's chances of winning such a suit. Has any lawtuber ever covered this in-depth?

 

[Long Time Caller]

How embarrassing for Nick. He wilfully abandoned his marriage, left it to rot and was too much of a fucking coward to pull the trigger in mercy himself.

He wanted to wait out Kayla's frustration, force her in a position to initiate the divorce so he could claim "Hey everyone, she left me! I was justified in marrying my new young bimbo!"

I want to know the life of Bob Rekieta and what possessed him to raise such a pathetic, yellow-bellied worm for a son.

I hope someday, Kayla comes to her own sense and divorces him entirely on her own terms. No warning, no remorse, no second chances.

You want to know how this absolute chad could have raised the gay cuck coke snorting nitrous huffer? Mystery to me too.

This single picture is the entire timeline, strong men, good times, weak men, hard times.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I have a feeling we're going to get some nuclear-grade seethe from Nick with Hardin representing Monte

I thought it was Skordas?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick got that faggy tattoo for Kayla and he’s not even in love with her LMAO.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Plus additional added on deficiencies from being a puny, anorexic skelly girl.

Pfft he eats plenty of vitamin d

@Long Time Caller wow, Snowden could be a cousin, except the relation would be like a Took to a Sackville Baggins

@AncientPhosphur 100% Kayla was sitting around waiting for him to love her again and he just talked her into thinking the underlying purpose was going to result in her getting more sex as a byproduct of re-piquing his interest. That’s how religious women be

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Nick and all affected parties has to be informed of its release and he will assuredly contest it.

Speaking of Nick receiving court correspondence, recall April’s traffic case. After she was charged with speeding, Nick filed a Certificate of Representation to the court, wherein he put down his PO Box as his mailing address.



As we know, that’s where his representation pretty much ended. When the hearing notice went out, Nick was cc’d.



Two weeks later, the notice was filed as Returned Mail from Nick’s address.



Depending on the post office and the type of mail, PO Box mail can be returned to the sender after 10-15 days if the owner doesn’t pick it up. It can also be sent back earlier than that if the box is full or if the owner stopped paying.

Nick and April didn’t show up to court, so she was sentenced. April’s sentencing order got returned to the court a couple of months later in the same fashion, just days before his arrest:



We know Nick still has this PO Box, so we can infer from this that Nick either stopped picking up his mail altogether, or his payment to the PO Box lapsed when he was strung out on drugs and the post office immediately sent it back. Either way, he didn’t pick up his mail. The letters from the bank telling him to pay his mortgage probably met the same fate...

…which brings me to the bodycam footage and the related legal notices. I suspect Nick will ignore the notice from the court and then act like he was improperly served in an attempt to complicate its release, even though I’m pretty sure it’s his legal responsibility to keep his address up-to-date and pick up his own goddamn mail from the post office.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

- He says the chiropractor, who he used to see with the family every Thursday was his sister-in-law. He says that his kids feel very sad that they don't talk to their aunt and feel betrayed, etc.

It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?

He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.

 

[RotPockets]

I feel we need a new Streisand Effect type term the Rekieta Effect, where a faggot horrorcow keeps trying to silence critics and enemies and keeps multiplying them by doing so

Mogwai Effect? When seething exponentially increases your trolls.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

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Nick’s constant boasting about how fine his kids are is fucking gross. Most kids being held hostage by degenerate parents seem fine to most people because children are very good at pretending to be fine. And his kids are active in theatre IIRC, just like mom, so they’re practiced at acting.

I hope all five turn on Nick and bash his skull in when he passes out at 6AM.

what a complete and utter cuck. he's not even man enough to leave his druggie wife for his druggie mistress. he wants KAYLA to do all the hard work for him. what a weak, pathetic, weasel-y faggot.

 

[Turbo Hornbag Hervez]

It's unclear, because he said "someone who worked there" so could she have been a receptionist or something?
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He used to leave Laid Back Law early citing chiropractor appointments, but that was on Fridays. I bet the appointments were on Thursdays and he just wanted to not be stuck the entire Laid Back Law show and to give the appearance that he was attending to family obligations.

Anyone with children, let alone 5, knows to bring food everywhere for snacks. Especially with a $3k snack budget. This fucking whiny bitch and his useless wife are so selfish and thoughtless. Not everyone is starving themselves to drink their calories, you nigger.

 

[Truly Rural]

He wants to be able to say that SHE destroyed the marriage, she ended it, not him. He wants to go on pretending he gave a fuck about the family he helped create and demolish.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

April needs to start dumping the private texts already. It would be Balldo 9/11. I hope April is the spiteful bitch we need her to be.

I actuaally disagree. Keanu is drip-feeding for attention, sure, but she is waiting for Nick to make specific lies, then dropping a text message that shows he is lying. She is being deliberate, in that each text message is a response to a lie. Honestly a fine approach.

Im assuming she cropped out the date to make nick think this is recent and she's turned on him? He really wanted to know when this happened after all.

Who cares when the text was sent? Nick in his tweet said "I never wanted to leave their mother." Keanu is showing a text that, at least at some point, Nick DID want to divorce Kayla. That is enough to show that Nick is lying.