💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
25 minutes into Aaron's stream this morning, he breaks things down in a fairly concise and effective way, including some info that he was talking to April until January, roughly around when Kanoo stopped talking to April too. Aaron's supposition was that Nick blocked him on April's phone.

Aaron also suggests it's possible that Nick dumped April off at Bob and Celeste's MN house, without his parents' knowledge, as a way to keep April drugged up and out of help's reach. (But conversely, if his parents did know, Aaron calls them monsters.)
I hope they knew.

Mostly because the thought of Nick showing up at his boomer parents going: “MOOOM DAAAD! Kayla is SUPER MAD! You need to help me!” is really funny.

“Nickie, you can’t just show up with your friends and slampieces and dump them here!”

“MOOOOOM! It’s just for a week or two until I get Kayla some new meds or something!”
 
This sounds like they wanted to keep the polycule going, and contradicts Kayla's idea:

I think Nick's plan was to squeeze out Aaron and keep Kayla and April, while April's idea was to squeeze out both of them and keep Nick (and his money) to herself. Idk if this was their plans from the start, or if it evolved over time. It's hard to see April as someone who ever had enough "love" to share for three other people. I don't think she'd be willing to share her man unless she was already done with him.

I think Kayla's plan was to keep Nick happy, just like Aaron said. I think she was as bored with Nick as Nick was with her, but she's just too codependent and sloth-like to live on her own. I don't think anybody expected her to catch feelings for AA-Ron, and when it came down to the nut-cutting, she picked money over romance, so I guess the feelings weren't THAT strong.
So this could also be one of the Aaron embellishments/feel good lies. What I mean by that is at the time of the KC interview his pride as a man was at a low almost nobody has ever seen, and so he kind of pushed certain narratives with half truths. I'm thinking Nick and April were precautious of Kayla falling for Aaron just for the sake of Nick, but didn't give a fuck either way on Aaron falling for Kayla. I think maybe Aaron just said it was both ways bc it seems like he was still unready to believe he was simply set up/cheated on and had gone with it in hopes of getting his wife back. That's my take on why he phrased it that way.
 
Imagine being so toxic that the guy who bragged about banging the daughter of a former girlfriend doesn’t want anything to do with you

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View attachment 7414879 X / Archive Xitter user "AFStreamWatch" makes a very interesting point during this discussion.
There was so much going on when this photo came out that I never even realized how insane it is. What kind of retard wants to take a group photo for their court hearing? You’re about to go to prison. And with his wife and side piece, no less.
This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.
if I was Nick and I managed to sober up, I would be absolutely slobbering on Barnes’ dick and try to be the “third man” in the Barnes-Viva Frei duo. The best case scenario is being his Andy Warski where he does all the nigger work of streaming and is allowed to make short, shallow observations about “muh constitution” and “Marybury v. Madison”.
 
:really:>I'm wearing a red shirt, do you understand how cameras work?

So supposedly a red shirt will cause the camera's settings (white balance) to also shift red?
He's the dumbest fucking liar ever. What a colossal cope.
It's the fault of his shirt, the pigment red and his camera, not that he's SEETHING and UPSETTY which was turning his face red.

He calls this colour red.
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It's worse than just colossal cope. Nick's been feigning competence forever, it's something that's been grating to me since before the great Balldo calamity. His reading of the law, his religious 'scholarship', his 'knowledge' of photography (dressed solely by his purchasing of moderately expensive gear), his culinary acumen. With literally anything that's seized his gooner wet brain for more than a minute, he invariably tries to convey an expertise in said subject. He's always so full of shit it's daunting.
 
Drex, I was already convinced Nick intentionally gave his kid cocaine (based on the totality of the evidence available to us), no need to make me even more convinced.
 
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Nick's clearly pissed off and invites Drex to talk to any of his kids about it. "They've never seen or done drugs in any way."
ignoring the fact that the 9 year old tested positive for Chronic cocaine use, the cops found coke like 10 feet inside the door after knocking it down out in the open on the fridge or something there's no way on God's green earth they didn't see it. Nick even admitted to throwing a bullet of coke into the car when he got pulled over by the cop and while his kid was in it alone. you would have to be more dented than a DSP fan to believe anything that comes out of nick's mouth at this point.
 
The kill list thing is so strange to see pointed out. Nick must spend every day sitting and thinking about his various enemies in between inhales. What a miserable way to spend your time.
Someone more well-versed in narcissism might correct me, but from what I’ve been reading, while narcissists are often portrayed as egocentric, they also seem remarkably fixated on perceived enemies or threats in their surroundings. In fact, they exhibit a heightened sensitivity to any sign of criticism, rejection, or rivalry. A single slight—real or imagined—can trigger narcissistic rage, all in the service of defending their grandiose (but surprisingly brittle) sense of self.

There’s a little paradox at play: although narcissists are deeply self-centered, their mental and emotional energy is often consumed by others—particularly those who fail to sufficiently stroke their ego or, worse, dare to challenge them. At heart, a narcissist’s self-esteem isn’t homegrown; it’s outsourced. They rely heavily on external validation and react with disproportionate distress when it’s withheld.

In practice, narcissists keep the world revolving around themselves—provided, of course, the world plays nice. The moment it doesn’t, their attention shifts with laser precision to the “enemy” who’s thrown a wrench in the ego machinery.

This outward obsession with critics, competitors, or anyone deemed inadequately adoring is not just a quirk—it’s a hallmark of narcissistic behavior. It explains the pendulum swings between self-glorification and suspicion, and why their relationships tend to be more soap opera than serenity. Narcissistic egocentrism isn’t the calm self-love some might imagine; it’s a fragile construct, constantly propped up by monitoring (and often attacking) everyone else.
 
It's worse than just colossal cope. Nick's been feigning competence forever, it's something that's been grating to me since before the great Balldo calamity. His reading of the law, his religious 'scholarship', his 'knowledge' of photography (dressed solely by his purchasing of moderately expensive gear), his culinary acumen. With literally anything that's seized his gooner wet brain for more than a minute, he invariably tries to convey an expertise in said subject. He's always so full of shit it's daunting.
The most telling example of this is where he says he ought to do his community service LEADING an AA circle. Based on his expertise of . . . being sober for a month? And that's if you believe him.
 
So this could also be one of the Aaron embellishments/feel good lies. What I mean by that is at the time of the KC interview his pride as a man was at a low almost nobody has ever seen, and so he kind of pushed certain narratives with half truths. I'm thinking Nick and April were precautious of Kayla falling for Aaron just for the sake of Nick, but didn't give a fuck either way on Aaron falling for Kayla. I think maybe Aaron just said it was both ways bc it seems like he was still unready to believe he was simply set up/cheated on and had gone with it in hopes of getting his wife back. That's my take on why he phrased it that way.
Aaron tbf has yet to be caught in a lie.

I mostly believe his version of events. Mostly because

A: Why the F would he have stuck around if there wasn’t anything in there for him?

B: I know Kayla’s type. She’s exactly the kind of woman who’d monkey branch to another guy to “fix” the situation out of learned helplessness.

C: Most importantly. ITS FUCKING NICK. Now while he may think of himself as a super cool Chad, we all know he isn’t nearly a smooth a manipulator as he thinks he is.

At the height of his fame, he couldn’t pick up chicks but had to spend big bucks on broken ass, buck toothed Vegas whores so ugly that even coomalot passed.

Now his narcissism combined with the measure of control he felt as the guy who doled out the cocaine surely made him feel like an über Chad, but there’s Nicks reality and there’s reality.
 
The most telling example of this is where he says he ought to do his community service LEADING an AA circle. Based on his expertise of . . . being sober for a month? And that's if you believe him.
Don’t forget about Nicks suggestion to do community service warning kids about the dangers of drugs.

Can you imagine that skelly fuck sitting and ogling some big boobed tenth grader (“Here’s my insta! If you ever need advice on making it on social media or need someone to talk to!”) while explaining to the kids that drugs are FUN! And you can just stop taking them! But seriously kids, don’t do drugs despite how fun they are and how good they make you feel, because some dumb ass cop might not like it!
 
Rekieta “teaching” her about nitrous, cocaine, molly, and ketamine led to this:
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And turned her life into more of a public trainwreck than anything Keanu ever did—a largely irrelevant figure in the grand scheme of things, anyway. So yes, his self-awareness and sense of accountability remain as nonexistent as ever.
@Null, is the impending release only for the footage, or will any other trial-related docs come too? Curious to see how Nick explained his black eye to the cops.
 
So this could also be one of the Aaron embellishments/feel good lies. What I mean by that is at the time of the KC interview his pride as a man was at a low almost nobody has ever seen, and so he kind of pushed certain narratives with half truths. I'm thinking Nick and April were precautious of Kayla falling for Aaron just for the sake of Nick, but didn't give a fuck either way on Aaron falling for Kayla. I think maybe Aaron just said it was both ways bc it seems like he was still unready to believe he was simply set up/cheated on and had gone with it in hopes of getting his wife back. That's my take on why he phrased it that way.
Seems nonsensically pro Nick. Do you think Kayla wanted her husband to just fuck someone else so she could permanently hang up her sexuality? Market value is important to women’s self esteem, and their perception of being desired is probably more important to their arousal than men’s. I think it’s highly likely she’d have some investment in Aaron even if only as a consolation prize.
 
@Null, is the impending release only for the footage, or will any other trial-related docs come too? Curious to see how Nick explained his black eye to the cops.
I’m also curious to see what kind of hare brained legal retardation he might have tried to pull.

It was cute how he tried to play the arrest off on stream as: “Yeah, I’m a lawyer so I know my rights and totally wasn’t panicking!”

And then in the NEXT sentence goes “Yeah I’m a LAWYER Mr Policeman! I KNOW I don’t have to get out of the car!”

Ffs, I don’t even pretend to be a lawyer, and even I know that Ohio vs Mimms (I’m pretty sure) established that yes: You DO have to exit the vehicle if a policeman tells you to.

Nick seriously makes soverign citizens look smart.
 
I call this "Fantasmes d'un Cerveau Endommagé"
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