💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[CompaqOperator]

This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.

No, I don't even think keemstar would touch Skelly at this point

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Just goes to show Nick is lying when he says he has ADHD. If he did, Adderall would calm him down.

Can we please stop with this? That is not the case for everyone, particularly inattentive type. Inattentive wouldn't even benefit from "calming down"; the drug basically (I'm putting this nonscientifically/non-biologically, but more experientially) coalesces and laser-beams scattered energy by amping it up. Like if you held a garden hose pointing up and put your fingers over the opening to try to make a spray - at low pressure, you get little arc and you can't make a spray with your fingers. Can't direct it, takes forever to water the garden, only have that low trickle even if you really need a fine spray or something else. But turn up the water pressure by opening the spigot, and not only does the stream have a higher and wider arc when pointed up, but also then when you put your fingers over the stream you get a wide and hard spray you can modify from spray to gush or whatever you need and direct where you want.

This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.

Why would anyone want to like an unpleasant, petty, jealous, untrustworthy, lying, controlling, disingenuous addict with no expertise, no work ethic, nothing of interest about him, and no interest in anything that isn't about satisfying either his sex & drug desires or his ego (or his ego through his sex & drug obsessions)?

 

[Oxyjen]

This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again?

If he just continues to double down and be brazenly wrong about everything, he could be the next Rudy Giuliani, filing hundreds of reality-bending lawsuits to placate and lead on a completely deranged section of society. They’d love him!

 

[Heckler1]

Why would anyone want to like an unpleasant, petty, jealous, untrustworthy, lying, controlling, disingenuous addict with no expertise, no work ethic, nothing of interest about him, and no interest in anything that isn't about satisfying either his sex & drug desires or his ego (or his ego through his sex & drug obsessions)?

I guess I think of pre crack rekeita when he was just starting out covering cases and wasn't a degenerate druggie. It really is astonishing to think of how far he has fallen since that point, and while I think he will never get back there, I sometimes wonder what he could do (in a perfect world scenario) to ever come close to that origin again.

 

[Laura Loomer]

"Aaron will have a guilty verdict and Nick won't"
What does this retard mean? Nick has a guilty verdict. Nick plead guilty. Is there some mystery trial going on that Melton has deep knowledge about? Is he about to unleash the kraken?

Doesn't his felony go away if he completes the probation without fucking up?
In which case it's really hilarious that he's talking as if not fucking up the 5 year probation is a given.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

He would need to have a literal "Come to Jesus" moment, where he just breaks down and realizes the heights from which he's fallen. It's certainly possible, but he has to be willing to at least slow down and PULL UP.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

In which case it's really hilarious that he's talking as if not fucking up the 5 year probation is a given.

When he messes up he will say the system was against him from the start and that no way anyone could be sober for 5 years! He already is complaining how "inconvenient" it is to check if he has a drug test scheduled.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Reply from Nick's Twitter:

It's a small thing but it gave me pause. Gross, as opposed to the guy who posts compulsively about eating cum and fucking a woman bloody?

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Reply from Nick's Twitter:
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It's a small thing but it gave me pause. Gross, as opposed to the guy who posts compulsively about eating cum and fucking a woman bloody?

I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.

 

[Vibralldo]

Sassy gay headtilt

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Okay.

Anybody who gets in the way of Nick's fun is a "monster."
Why else would he still be butthurt over a grade school teacher taking away his transformer?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There are certain situations in which it is so cut and dried obvious who the bad guys are that anyone who gets it wrong should be put on a list. Anyone siding with Nick or Melton is so profoundly broken that I wouldn’t even want to live on the same street with them.

 

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Same face in both thumbnails.

 

[Fapcop]

This will never happen, but as a sort of thought exercise, do any of you think there are ay steps Nick Crackeita could take to leave the shame vortex and become unironically popular again? I actually think his biggest barrier isn't the drugs or booze, but his catty need to always be right. I think it prevents him from ever actually making any meaningful change because his booze hole brain never sees the things he does as wrong.

We’ve talked about it tons of times, and while the original Depp/Rittenhouse popularity was lightning in a bottle that can’t be replicated, there’s nothing that would prevent Nick from at least being somewhat successful.

It’s not that complicated.

1: Go offline for a while/stop constantly tarding out.

2: Show contrition, regret and self growth.

3: Apologize and make amends to fellow creators, fans, people he hurt. (Imagine the views and good PR if he invited “Dear John” on stream to hash it out and to genuinely apologize.)

4: STOP TARDING OUT. For emphasis. Currently: Every time he has a handful of “normal” streams something sets him off.

5: Grind, make that content, show up on time, find some decent guests to stream with. Nick’s success was always built on the guests. Something his narcissism of course refuses to recognize.

Eventually, and given enough time, he’d get back up there. To at least 20-30% of Depp status.

He of course won’t do that. Because he’s a irredeemable narcissist and low level sociopath who isn’t particularly good at what he does, and whose main interest is coom and his ego.

(And yes, he’s always been like this to some extent. The success just served as a mask off moment.)

Shit, I bet you my entire stash of Kayla pics and nudes, that if Nick had an encounter with the God of YouTube, who told him he’d restore Nick to where he was two years ago, if he’d just apologize and say was he in the wrong, Nick’s reply would be a seething: “NO! FFFFUCK YOU YOUTUBE GOD YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! NOBODY TELLS CHAOS RACKETS WHAT TO DO!!!”

His insomnia and prescription drug abuse is compounding. It's getting worse as his fears of the Bodycam footage increases.

I’m SOOOO looking forward to that body cam footage.

And there’s a particular phrase I’ll keep in mind when I watch it, that’ll add to my joy.

It’s from the Dear John stream when Nick was trying to dunk on our dear @Captain Manning and started bragging about “sitting in his normal middle class house surrounded by my normal middle class things”.

Yeah Nick, let’s see that “normal middle class” cuck cave, shall we!

(I actually don’t really care about Nick doing coke. It’s cringe if anything. The cucking? Funny, pathetic. Doesn’t rile me up though. What gets me angry is kicking on people when they’re down, mistreating animals and being an abusive POS, which is why I’ve crossed the no fucks given horizon regarding Rekieta a long ass time ago. SUFFER! When that footage comes out, I’ll have a schadenfreude dick so hard for a whole week that you could snap balldos in half on it.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Anybody who gets in the way of Nick's fun is a "monster."
Why else would he still be butthurt over a grade school teacher taking away his transformer?

Nick's a spoiled child purely driven by id

No self control, no empathy, just what Nick wants all the time.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I had a similar moment when Nick was calling Keanu "a monster" during his sperg-out. He got April on coke, molly, and nitrous, then stowed her away by herself in his second house as a fuck toy, but Keanu is the monster for attempting to get her out of that situation, even if her attempt may have been ill advised?

Rekieta “teaching” her about nitrous, cocaine, molly, and ketamine led to this:


And turned her life into more of a public trainwreck than anything Keanu ever did—a largely irrelevant figure in the grand scheme of things, anyway. So yes, his self-awareness and sense of accountability remain as nonexistent as ever.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I guess I think of pre crack rekeita when he was just starting out covering cases and wasn't a degenerate druggie. It really is astonishing to think of how far he has fallen since that point, and while I think he will never get back there, I sometimes wonder what he could do (in a perfect world scenario) to ever come close to that origin again.

So here's the thing: whether or not he was overindulging in substances back then, he was always the same person inside.

He didn't develop a creepy corrupt soul in the last 3 years, and he didn't start being a sneaky cheat then, either. This is a kid who thought was funny and edgy to write poems to read in creative writing class about the school burning down and who had a kill list - which he still thinks is both funny and cool, and he has always liked the off-putting effect that saying that has on other people. He's a spaz who mistakes disturbed for edgy. Like really, he was and is an unlikeable person, not because he's "too edgy" for vanilla people, but because he is dark inside. Not a grand, sweeping, Romantic darkness, either, but rather dark in a small, shriveled, shallow way. And it's been catching up with him.

He's pitiful in the way he constantly does mental inversions to try to turn being a petty midwit misfit into being some kind of iconoclastic genius his enemies are just too dumb and too ordinary to understand. He's the guy who fell down a well who unironically and triumphantly proclaims himself king of all that he surveys and who would rather trick other people in there with him into killing each other than to work with them to figure a way outt...and cackle at how stupid they are.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Melton was once again sniping Steel Toe without being onscreen so that he and his pedophile fans could have their own hugbox chat. Some select messages:

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I love that Melton thinks trying to get Aaron’s ex-wife on the show is some beyond the pale action no one would ever believe he would do.

Mother of all copes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Rekieta “teaching” her about nitrous, cocaine, molly, and ketamine

I’m still disturbed by how proud he is of having done this.

 

[Captain Manning]

"Aaron will have a guilty verdict and Nick won't"
What does this retard mean? Nick has a guilty verdict. Nick plead guilty. Is there some mystery trial going on that Melton has deep knowledge about? Is he about to unleash the kraken?

Supposedly, Nick's felony drops off if he successfully completes five years probation, while Aaron is basically stuck with his misdemeanor.

And yes, it's a weak cope. Not least of which because nobody believes Nick will make it the five years. Also, Nick's pled guilty to a far more serious offense.