💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Sneed Force One said:
Nick's reliance on NDAs is hilarious because it's entirely unenforceable. Most get thrown out when butthurt bitches try to sue.
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Even if it didn't get thrown out so what? By the time the person broke it and spilled the beans the damage is done. Sure he can theoretically go after them for it, but anything he might get is going to pale into comparison to the damage done,


mindlessobserver said:
Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?
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He theoretically does do trail streaming stuff, currently for the Karen Read case. However if you actually watch it, it's 90% lame attempts at shitty jokes and unfunny pedotips. Even the small amount of time he actually devotes to the case is basically worthless because it's clear he's both retarded, and completely unaware of what's actual going on in the case.
 
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Keanu using an overlay of Balldo's face to talk as him, it's so fucking stupid but it made me lol.
 
TrainWreckWatcher said:
Your edits were one of the first things that popped into my mind.


In Minor LOLCOW balldo related spheres.
COOMALOT got kicked out of a convention claiming its because someone said he is a "nazi"

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Please forgive my approaching boomerism self I don't know what to use to archive tweets so I just screenshotted it.

The note doesn't say shit about being a Nazi, if you ask me its his hedonistic sex pesting that got him kicked.
E: This is extra likely as the gaming expo I'd imagine has overlap with vtubers - who he harassed employees of a company of.
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CGSummit responded, pointing out that the event and decision is not theirs. archive

He's getting the wrong people in trouble because the party actually responsible has been off Twitter for almost a year, so he can't rile illiterate boomers to screech at them. What a spineless fucking loser. Hope he turns a hard right in his next race.

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River possum said:
Maybe this has been Nick's 5D chess move all along. Just go so balls to the wall insane along with the boredom of watching paint dry that the Karen farms just gives up
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Folgers Can said:
This is similar to a schizo theory I've pondered for quite some time, whereby Nick was perhaps reading up on the Calhoun mouse utopia experiments one afternoon and a new strategy for dealing with increased attention from the Farms finally dawned on him: just intentionally adopt and embrace every lolcow trait and force-feed so many unhinged meltdowns' unlimited supply of milk that it eventually triggers the behavioral sink phenomenon that thrusts the overindulged Kiwi population into societal collapse and extinction. In this analogy the early beginnings of Locals degeneracy would have been the "strive phase," the cokestream/arrest/CHIPS era would have been the "exploit phase," the many rants on twitter and YT chats while awaiting the plea and return to streaming would have been the "equilibrium" plateau, and now the difficulty digesting so much information overload from Friday's crashout and similar crashouts to come may be the tipping point into the "die phase."

It was always a promising experiment, Nick, but Ralph already tried it to no avail, so you may have to bump those numbers up with more and more milk until it chokes the whole fuckin' lot of 'em. Just keep it coming!

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This was literally the same strategy Chris Chan used when he first started getting trolled, “information overload” I think he called it. Of course this just led to him getting trolled even harder.

Laura Loomer said:
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Keanu using an overlay of Balldo's face to talk as him, it's so fucking stupid but it made me lol.
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This reminds me of one of those creepy edits of children’s faces made by horrorcow smartschoolboy
 
Pedophobe said:
I don't think there's anything that would prevent Kayla from taking half of everything and she seems like a good potential candidate for alimony too, if they still have that in MN.
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There are new guidelins since 2024 for "spousal maintenance". The above lawyer stated prior to 2024 MN was the "Wild West" of divorce. If she left in 2023 she may have got the sweet "Dave Foley's ex wife alimony" or an alimony existing in perpetuity based on the husbands earnings during the husbands peak earning time. If Rackets was taking in 50k in youtube monthly revenue/chats he could have been liable to pay her 25k a month forever.
Sneed Force One said:
Allows his rat-tailed son to escape consequences once again, as I'm sure he did many times throughout his spoiled bitch of son's life.
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If Nick's money isn't specifically in a trust in his name, Daddy Rackets might have been concerned with Kayla extracting from the shared inheritance pie that they both are only allowed to eat while married to Nick/Celeste.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick's reliance on NDAs is hilarious because it's entirely unenforceable. Most get thrown out when butthurt bitches try to sue.

Its only useful application is corporate secrets, proprietary data, etc.
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He's writing "pinky promis you won't say anything bad about me" on a piece of paper with crayon and people assume a skilled (real) lawyer can't turn that shit into swiss cheese. He really is lucky the people who can truly hurt him are morons.
 
mindlessobserver said:
What even is crackets content these days. Does he even talk about legal stuff anymore or is it just non stop cope streams?
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I know it goes without saying at this point, but didn't he say he was offline for a long time because he didn't want his show to be about personal drama anymore and wanted to come back when he had time and space to do a real show? Didn't he also say he'd do the 5k locals gift? But instead he came out of pocket to fly to Vegas and sulk at the bar till someone felt sorry enough to ask him what's up.
This guy has reached retard depths that were unknown prior to his discovery. He believes that because Aaron outed the polycule, anything he now says is because Aaron opened the door to it. And now that he's been sentenced, talking about all the criminal stuff and the arrest is totally fair game.
Meanwhile all of the most disgusting and salacious details of his sex dependency circle and his drug addiction/criminal behavior has come directly from him. Not Aaron, not the court documents, not any spectators or commentators. Him, his own stupid lispy faggot mouth.
He also seems to believe that anything that he says or does online exclusively lives online and doesn't get out to his offline people or effect his offline life in any way. He  still thinks that.

If his kid really said that stuff about the nanny I'm not surprised. Being raised by this clown, the only thing he has to teach is how to lie with blissful ignorance of any consequence.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick is gonna be platinum mad lmao
Is it wise for Aaron to be allowing them to shit on Kayla on his channel?
I assume he could just say "I didn't know they'd do that". But Nick will use every angle of attack possible.
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The no contact order is against Aaron, the person. His channel belongs to his company, Steel Toe Media.
Geno and Keanu are not covered and can talk about Kayla all day.
 
Sneed Force One said:
Nick is gonna be platinum mad lmao
Is it wise for Aaron to be allowing them to shit on Kayla on his channel?
I assume he could just say "I didn't know they'd do that". But Nick will use every angle of attack possible.
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methinks "Kayla"(Nick) would have hard time proving Aaron's intent to get Geno to address a person he has restraining order from.
Although knowing Nick he is already creeping through phonelines to the Candy Yoshi PD about this, he loves to lose money in Courts and humiliating his whore wife publicly.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
As time goes on I disagree with you and others on that. Nick displays a lot of abuser characteristics and I honestly believe he was told to stop teaching because Nick cannot handle being challenged. If Aaron is to be believed, and honestly he’s the only person who can keep a story fairly straight, then Nick is an abuser. The moments where Nick responds to his kids have him be increasingly short with them.

I think Nick has given himself enough brain damage that he’s lost inhibitions and is slowly just becoming a Gollum-esque monster. If you get between him and the object of his desire (cocaine, whisky, Minnesota mid-pussy, Aaron’s cum, Molly, or nitrous) then he’ll go nuts. If you challenge him he’ll start hurling abuse. Aaron says that he and Kayla have had shouting matches that devolve into throwing shit.
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Correct. Or to put it another way: Everyone thought Chris-Chan was totally harmless until he wasn't.

We tend to think of people like Nick as cowards - he is one. We tend to think of cowards as harmless, but full blown cowards are the ones who hurt the most people for the shittiest of reasons because cowards are some of the most self-absorbed people on the planet.

Nick laughs at the PO catching him. He's already come up with some bullshit cope he thinks is some legal masterpiece for when he gets caught doing Whippets or Duster. Were he truly afraid of being arrested he would stop poking the beehive. But what has he done? Did he come back and have a serious, heartfelt conversation about what happened to him and how awful addiction is? Did he use his pull as a lawyer to encourage others to find help with their addictions? NOPE.

He went to therapy with his coke-fueld, golem-nosed god complex and said "Eww, I'm better than these losers" Before going off to slander everybody who's ever mildly inconvenienced him embarassing everyone through texts he's shared online. Nick is beyond redemption and I maintain he's extremely dangerous.
 
Melty Butter said:
Among those:
  • Nick "couldn't" leave Kayla
  • Kayla was planning to divorce Nick (funny, the thread has mostly ignored this pretty huge revelation, probably out of sheer exhaustion)
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I do not believe these were entirely impressive revelations as we knew (independently of Nick) about shouting rows between Nick and Kayla that pre-dated the Qover. Of course she would bring up 'divorce' and 'death/suicide' in an emotionally turbulent argument eventually.

I also think parsing of semantics for Nick is useless because he changes the meaning of words to suit his purpose.

Melty Butter said:
  • Kayla knew Nick was "boning" April when she would leave the house with the kids
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This was new and 100% in line with Nick's narcissist wanting to have two wives.

Melty Butter said:
  • Kayla's in-laws housed April
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I believe this is meant to be Nick's parents? Jusy phrased oddly... It makes sense because they would want to run cover for the Qover and their son's reputation. If anyone forced an NDA, it would be them.

Melty Butter said:
  • The second Kayla said she still wanted the marriage to work, he dumped April (cue Nick's gratitude womb tattoo)
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I am sure Nick's parents had a lot of input to this. I have no reason to doubt Nick's assertion that he was talking April up on the conditional that 'if Kayla left [him]' then he would make their arrangements more permanent. He was trying to hold on to both, but at least be sure he could retain one. When Kayla was willing to stay (in whatever capacity) I am sure Nick's parents jumped at the chance to take Kayla over April.

April was always Plan B given the turmoil of divorce scandal and the children.

Soapmore said:
Good video, as usual. The only thing I don't get is the whippets intro, since his voice is hardly ever low in the video, but almost entirely shrill and annoying. He's such a freak. Ick Wreckeita.
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It can also cause weird modulation of tone. I hear it 8/10 when he starts speaking after coming back on screen.

Cad an Hell said:
They have a prenup right? I would assume that’s all included in there.

Nick will never get a divorce because he’s far too comfortable. His dream was to get to fuck someone on the side with permission so I think he’ll just fuck someone on the side without permission next. Probably already has.
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No. He had a rant about how 'not lucky' he was because he didn't have one. It was archived by Elissa in later 2023, I believe, or early 2024.

northstar747 said:
god i wished trust were public

but very good point. also explains why they shat out kids, why he went to law school he wanted to learn how to find a loop hole.
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I wonder if it is not a monthly pay-out trust, but rather tight financial apron strings where his parents just dole out money. They could buy the first house and put it in Nick's name with verbal conditions on it. They could also set up trusts for the second (current home) property with non-public conditions.

I think that would be the funniest option because then there is really no way for Nick to weasel more money until he inherits something.

L Ghia said:
What if April has signed an NDA, and that is why Nick was trying so hard to find out when Kiki last spoke to her?
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As others have said, these seem to be highly unenforceable in the US when sexual relations are a factor. I also believe that if anyone insisted on an NDA (besides the one Nick stupidly wanted at the Qover inception that the Imholte's refused) it came from Nick's parents as condition for housing and feeding April.
 
L Ghia said:
What if April has signed an NDA, and that is why Nick was trying so hard to find out when Kiki last spoke to her?
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It would be worthless, NDAs cannot be binding when an employer commits sexual abuse.


Nick has stated publicly she was his childrens Nanny. He told the cops on bodycam she was the Nanny. He has publicly stated the amount of money Chaney was making as the Nanny. He has publicly stated, many times, that he was having an intimate relationship with that nanny.

The reason congress passed this law is because NDAs suppressed the ability of the abused party to discuss their abuse with friends, family and even doctors.

I 100% agree it sounds like Nick was asking for specific dates because they likely had her sign the NDA, gave her a lump sum of thousands as muzzle. Her texting Keanu that she was being abused would get whatever NDA she signed thrown out on sight, trying to prevent her from reaching out to friends as a way to heal after trauma with an employer is the exact circumstance the law is supposed to mitigate.

I bet Nick knows this, since I've posted almost the exact same comment before and Nick watches the thread like a navy seal on recon, but his magical thinking probably has an out for him as "she wasnt my employee since;"

>I never paid her
Which would be illegal
>I paid her in drugs
Which would be illegal
>I only paid her in cash, no paper trail
Which would be illegal.

Nick probably assumes he has an out, because he learned nothing from the Montagraph lawsuit and severely overestimated his familiarity with the law, especially torte law.
 
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