🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Spud gun]

"Oh no, I have to type a few commands to install some packages that are typically shipped in a "user-friendly" distro, Arch is so hard you guys!". The real distro for virgins is Slackware Gentoo LFS. I'd love to see Mald try to build an LFS system. "Wait, what's a compiler???", "Stop calling me a git!", "Where do I click to install my display driver?!".

It's a crying shame that Saint Terry isn't around to call him a nigger for not writing his own compiler.

 

[Forklift Certified]

Why on earth would you use steganography for password management. Is KeePass and 2FA too complex for him?

Call me a retard and feel free to atustic me, but i rather store any of my essential or master PW in some sort of physical from inside a safe... This is the hill im willing to die on it.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Call me a retard and feel free to atustic me, but i rather store any of my essential or master PW in some sort of physical from inside a safe... This is the hill im willing to die on it.

Not autistic just dumb... a functional e2e encrypted password manager is far safer than your method + you're just making things hard on yourself with absolutely no gain at all.
Not hating on you, just telling you there's no need to do this to yourself lol

 

[SlyVMan]

Looks like he's trying to merge both his stream and the ferret stream chats together to wring out as much money as he can. (this test was a few days ago) Good luck I guess.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The coming mega twitch adpocalypse is going to hit him hard isn't it?
Now that Hasan basically is associated with heavy hard terrorists assassinating people on US soil. I think the heat on twitch is only going to get worse.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Looks like he's trying to merge both his stream and the ferret stream chats together to wring out as much money as he can. (this test was a few days ago) Good luck I guess.
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He's increasing the staff size again? Wasn't Maldy just talking about how he's too broke to work on his game?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

He's increasing the staff size again? Wasn't Maldy just talking about how he's too broke to work on his game?

He's quantum-fucked, a superposition of no time nor money for heartbound, and infinite streaming time and enough money to pay jannies like it's a full time job.

 

[Mr. Generosity]

all i know about this guy is that he is responsible for making that retarded faggot earthbound ripoff game that got my glorious godking matthew patrick into minor twitter drama and as a result i want him and his whole family dead and boiling in hot liquid shit for eternity. anyone who disparages matthew patrick should die. YOU WILL NEVER BE EARTHBOUND, and you are an ugly faggot.

 

[potato sack]

He's increasing the staff size again? Wasn't Maldy just talking about how he's too broke to work on his game?

obviously the ban quota is not being met

either that or someone quit and he's calling it 'increasing staff' to fill the gaps

remember that with maldy, everything is a toss up whether the story checks out

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Looks like he's trying to merge both his stream and the ferret stream chats together to wring out as much money as he can. (this test was a few days ago) Good luck I guess.
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it increased the Ferret Streams revenue by a WHOPPING +23%

..which goes straight to him.

Also, the merged chat feature combines the shown viewcount on twitch, he's 100% doing it just to boost his own viewcount

 

[Sissy]

..which goes straight to him.

This is slander, he needs this money to kill more varmints more quickly. I think he then turns them to ash to grow mushrooms or something, its all above board.

 

[VanClyde]

Also, the merged chat feature combines the shown viewcount on twitch, he's 100% doing it just to boost his own viewcount

I've been keeping a close eye on his twitch numbers since May and have seen some suspicious follower activity and overall discrepancies in twicth users vs. viewers(more on that soon), but I can't see the impact of his shared chat in any kind of significant relevance in numbers.

If he indeed did this for his own channel views, he sent that message after a streak of his 7 worse performing streams since he blew up last year, so... meh.

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[Vibe_Guy]

"The community formed it's own rules for hardcore and loved it, so you can tell it wasn't made by Blizzard"


Can't archive rn but it would be worth it to do so if nothing else but to slight Jason.

 

[Tread Miller]

Can't archive rn but it would be worth it to do so if nothing else but to slight Jason.

PreserveTube
360p local archive:

 

[Vibe_Guy]

based and thread (mill) pilled

 

[35z07ohix]

i think it's a big mistake to merge the ferret stream and the piratesoftware stream.

he'll get more money in the short term, but it's kind of like putting all his eggs in one basket. if his reputation and viewership tanks, which is likely, then that will take down the ferrets too.
same with a ban situation.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

If his reputation and viewership tanks, which is likely, then that will take down the ferrets too.

With their current living conditions, euthanasia is preferable to wallowing in Mald's misery.

 

[cigint]

he already did this. i was under the impression that he made it run on the smart fridge, because that's how i heard the story being told.
One example (YouTube) (to be fair, he did show the video after this on stream, but not in the short)
Another example (YouTube)

It absolutely sickens me that he said "we made it run on a smart fridge" in reference to this.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

With their current living conditions, euthanasia is preferable to wallowing in Mald's misery.

same goes for the ferrets btw

 

[Aidan]

It absolutely sickens me that he said "we made it run on a smart fridge" in reference to this.

WE made it run on a smart fridge. But EVERYONE ELSE caused the WoW incident and the Ashes of Creation incident and the Second Life incidents and Eve Online incidents and...