💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 162 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 282 39.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 180 25.0%
  • Total voters
    719
Ollie Beach said:
God bless these retards for entertaining us with their inability to be functioning adults.
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It is one thing to be non-functioning adult. But then keep streaming and posting it all time after time online... Especially when you know it will all be archived and used against you... I get third had embarrassment just reading this thread... I can't even imagine being able to post and stream this for years and years...
 
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Get your scouters ready.
 
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Hellion said:
And just think, this is what the kids will absorb about their mom. No matter that we think she is, being exposed to other family members constantly degrading their mother is damaging for children.
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Everything about this is taking shape to be wayyyyyy to Thorp-pilled for my liking

Quick, someone tell me why Nick won’t Grace Thorp out his “favorite” in a few years. Reassure me 🫣
 
Tiger Jack said:
At this point I don't think either Nick or Kayla have the will or the nerve to get a divorce. Going through a divorce is a long, painful process, and if there's anything we know about these two it's that neither of them can stand even a moment of pain or discomfort. They'll just continue living in misery, self-medicating to numb the pain of having to live with eachother until one of them eventually dies. Many such cases.
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It is important to remember that their divorce would be an extra messy one as well due to how Discolored Streetmeat has a stronger claim to the children and her better criminal record while Nicholas has the unlimited trust fund and rich parents who seem to love all those kids but probably are souring on Discolored Streetmeat and her druggie antics which paired with them having historically had custody of the kids might pull them into the battle for custody.

Add on top of all those things that almost nothing of the assets are owned by either of the ''parents'' but instead owned by a trust which will really drag things out and cause a ton of problems for everyone should it come to a battle for who gets to keep what with the state trying to annul or circumvent parts or all of the trust agreement for the sake of the children.

It will be an absolute shitshow to say the least.
 
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
I suspect that Kayla, at least, very deliberately and specifically avoids knowing or seeing any of this. Bc then she'd have to face what a sham her marriage is, what a complete piece of trash her husband is, and what a terminally weak person she is.
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I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Can you imagine living with that when you're a rural evangelical MN girl?

I know this is a Reddit-tier comment, but I can imagine that Kayla is just the walking dead of trauma.

And of course, she has choices, but we all know Nick would get in her face and screech "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. JUST TRY IT!"
 
Hey Nicky. Heeeey. You retarded druggie non-practicing cuck. Remember when you pretended to like Dragonball for weeb points for a couple years?

🎉 IT'S OVER 9000!🎉​

Here's to a steady increase in your power level! I'll be drinking a nice, light, almost fruity Highland single malt in your honour, because you legally can't and that fills me with deep and pleasing schadenfreude.
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
If his PO sees this and doesn't do a canister check that sameday, Nick can't say a single thing about the government conspiring against him ever again. It's so obvious that it has become a running joke that he abuses nitrous and no one really cares to argue otherwise because he very clearly is.
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The PO is out enjoying a 3 day weekend like everyone else in America
 
Melty Butter said:
I think she's terrified. That display of rage and gaslighting was some of the most egregious terror-inducing behavior I've only ever seen in fiction. And I'm pretty tough. Keanu too (who knew?).

Can you imagine living with that when you're a rural evangelical MN girl?

I know this is a Reddit-tier comment, but I can imagine that Kayla is just the walking dead of trauma.

And of course, she has choices, but we all know Nick would get in her face and screech "I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU, YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT. JUST TRY IT!"
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Bruh she’s been to Hedo 2. How you gonna keep em down at the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus?

These are just methbillies that inerhited a mountaintop trailer and sold it to the coal industry.
 
Some tweets "dunking" on Keanu and Geno:
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Imagine Rekieta calling these people as witnesses to confirm that they got Kayla's nudes. If Aaron hadn't settled, one KNU would have been $0.

It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:

EDIT: Twitter was sperging out, as usual. I don't know why anyone still uses it.
 
Biggus McDickus said:
This story is almost complete. But how will it end? 🤔
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Like this:

Owlbear said:
It looks like he (or someone who knows better than him) may have briefly privated his twitter while doing some editing, but it came back and has been back and forth between "@RekietaLaw hasn't posted" and his spergout about Keanu. Hard to tell if this is Rekieta or if this is something fucking up at Twitter:
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I'm pretty sure it's just Twitter fucking up. I checked three profiles, it says retry at first and when you click on the button, it says they haven't posted.
Despite posting a few minutes ago.
 
A year ago, Nick was trying to find $50k in a hurry so he didn't have to spend the long weekend in jail and could immediately go back to drinking. Good times.
 
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