💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 162 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 282 39.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 180 25.0%
  • Total voters
    719
Third World Aristocrat said:
Even now, I find this difficult to understand. There were six people on that stream: Keanu, a rather rotund female Melton orbiter, and four self-described “men.”

Throughout the broadcast, nearly everyone took every opportunity to criticize or argue against Keanu. And yet, this is how the stream ended:
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What happened? How did Keanu—someone relentlessly mocked in this very thread—end up looking like the most resilient person in the room? Meanwhile, Rekieta spent about 90% of the stream behaving like a deranged teenage girl (the other 10% was, of course, reserved for whippets). And the rest? Falling over themselves to defend him at every turn.

And yet… Keanu was the one still laughing at the end.

Absolutely pathetic.

Happy arrest anniversary, Nick!
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After she left they held a little group therapy session about how they actually won and Kiki doesn't understand phones.

Jesse from podawful did an episode with Aaron a while back. A week or two later during a different episode he revealed he had secretly sent Melton an invite to the Aaron episode, but Melton turned him down. Sweaty had a chance to confront the Toe live on stream, mano a mano, and he BITCHED OUT. Keanu's got more balls than any of these fags.

Her just smiling while Nick screeches at the top of his lungs is the funniest thing to happen since the qover gang was arrested. It's SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAANN x100.
 
“Your affiant is well versed in identifying drug induced behaviors. Such behavior includes noticeable voice changes, irritability, mania, and explosive bouts of rage. Your affiant believes that Mr. Rekeita’s behavior matches these symptoms. With Mr. Rekeita being on probation, it is known that one of the terms of his probation is that he is prohibited from using or consuming any mood altering substances, such as nitrous oxide…”

I can almost see the affidavit now… :story:
 
Big ups to Sean for hosting the blood show.
Let's See What Happens.webp
 
I haven't watched it all yet, but Nick appears to have confirmed a lot of stuff. The fucker missed a drugs test and still got the kids returned, ha. The fights between April and Kayla. Nitrous use....

Anyone gonna do a writeup of his admissions? Of course, once stuff is confirmed as true it also boosts other things from the same source.
 
Who ever thought Keanu Thompson of all people would be the hero we needed, but didn't deserve? Bravo Queen!
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Stiffy said:
Who ever thought Keanu Thompson of all people would be the hero we needed, but didn't deserve? Bravo Queen!
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She would've fared even better if she familiarized herself with threads on Melton and Rekieta. At one point they accused her of revealing that April lives in Nick's cuck shack - if she read the thread she would've known that it was Kiwi Farms users who first figured it out based on pictures. And then she would have a lot of ammo to justify calling Melton a pedophile if she read his thread.
Even Aaron bent the knee to the Farms and made an account, there is no shame in it.
 
This is probably the end of the MAPton alliance. Nick got snaked hard by him and MAPton probably realized he couldn’t milk Nick anymore.

Rackets will go into a fortress arc soon.
 
Goku 1000000 O said:
This is probably the end of the MAPton alliance. Nick got snaked hard by him and MAPton probably realized he couldn’t milk Nick anymore.

Rackets will go into a fortress arc soon.
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Nick is still going to suck up to Melton. He has no more "friends" online other than Ralph and Dax Herrera, and Dax is buddy-buddy with Melton & Co.

At this point, it's either a relationship of desperation or convenience on Nick's part.
 
SpergioLeonne said:
One of the wildest things on earth is how much it actually elevates Aaron, that this entire group of people hates him so much that all of their humoring of Nick is just to get at Aaron.
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Think of this like its high school

Aaron = dumb jock

Keanu = cheerleader

MAPton, Moody, Karl, Nick, the fat Kathy Bates-looking bitch = the socially awkward slobs who the likes of Aaron and Keanu bullied, pranked or just plain ignored because they were tubby, ugly social outcasts.

The irrational hatred for Aaron and ganging up on Keanu in this manner is revenge for those tortuous teenage years when no one wanted to associate with them, they think attacking as a mob will undo the fact that individually they are still the ugly social outcasts that get looks of disgust out in public.
 
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