💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

We’re approaching the three year anniversary of the Johnny Depp trial verdict when Nick was at his apex.

If you could go back in time and show him how far down he would fall three years later he’d laugh at you and think you’re insane.

Iirc Nick's decline had already begun when the Depp trial came around.

I came late to that trial because frankly idgaf about Depp or Heard, and only started watching it when reports of Heard's outrageous and downright looney personal behavior started turning up on the gossip sites. Since I watched Rekieta during the Rittenhouse trial, I picked Rekieta again.

The first thing I noticed was how he looked tired, crumpled, and hung over.

The second thing I noticed was that his guests contradicted and corrected nearly every legal analysis that Rekieta uttered, and how pissed off he looked when they did it.

The third thing I noticed was how many analogies he made relating to his own life, directing the subject away from Depp and Heard and back to himself, and how pissed off his guests look when he did this.

The final thing I noticed is how Law and Crime didn't talk over the testimony and reserved their comments for the breaks. This was particularly noticeable immediately after the DUI Guy or whoever it was got yeeted from the courtroom, since Rekieta and his panel would not shut the fuck up about it and talked incessantly over a good hour of testimony.

It was clear to me back then that Rekieta didn't have the legal knowledge he pretended to have, and his guests had better credentials. He already seemed bored with the whole thing (and that trial was much more entertaining than Read). Nick's narcissism was starting to show irl as well. He had already started his downward slide by the time Depp vs. Heard started, it just took the rest of us a while longer to notice it because the signs were subtle at first, particularly for those of us who didn't watch his night streams.

 

[Canard]

The first thing I noticed was how he looked tired, crumpled, and hung over.

Should have been pretty clear back then just how unsustainable or broken his schedule was. Both long trial stream and then night streams where he heavily drunk... And kept that going for period. For anyone it should have been clear that something was wrong somewhere. Either in him or his life.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The third thing I noticed was how many analogies he made relating to his own life, directing the subject away from Depp and Heard and back to himself, and how pissed off his guests look when he did this.

Why were they bothered by this? As Nick says, Lawsplaining the Interwebs was never a law show.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Bodycam request

From: Bernard Murphy


05/24/2024

Subject: Minnesota Government Data Practices Act Request: Bodycam footage of March 23 2024 arrest

Email
To Whom It May Concern:


Pursuant to the Minnesota Government Data Practices Act, I hereby request the following records:


Police bodycam footage of a detention and arrest , identified by the following:


Date: 05-23-2024 10:08
Arrestee: Nicholas Robert Rekieta
Booking number: 26991
Sex: M
Age: 42


The requested documents will be made available to the general public, and this request is not being made for commercial purposes.


In the event that there are fees, I would be grateful if you would inform me of the total charges in advance of fulfilling my request. I would prefer the request filled electronically, by e-mail attachment if available or CD-ROM if not.


Thank you in advance for your anticipated cooperation in this matter. I look forward to receiving your response to this request within 10 business days.


Sincerely,


Josiah Munoz



...
Is Josiah Munoz a hilarious play on names or a legit person?

Also:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is Josiah Munoz a hilarious play on names or a legit person?

It’s the name OnA Forums figurehead Bernard Murphy used when he pretended to be a HuffPost journalist and got Pat Tomlinson to tell him everything about his (ultimately failed) attempt to sue the OnA Forums’ owner, Null, and 50 John Does from OnA and KF.

 

[daffodils]

It is now 4AM in Minnesota, and Nick is on the job again.
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[Grayback]

Why the FUCK is he up at 4 in the morning? (Minnesota time)

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NICK! You have children! You have responsibilities! You have a trillion anti-gravity pachinko tournaments to drive your kids to!
You should be keeping a normal schedule so that you can be a normal person! You should be trying to be a normal person for its own sake, but also so that you don't keep living like a degenerate and fuck up your parole!

Why are you awake right now?
Why are you awake and using this time arguing with randos on twitter like an easily-baited retard?

SLEEP, NIGGA, SLEEP!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

SLEEP, NIGGA, SLEEP!

Personally I am delighted that this dumb bitch can’t sleep. Enjoy insomnia, child neglecter.

 

[William Bloodworth]

They're actually still going after Vic, if you can believe it. I check in on the old WW thread every now and again. It still plods along at a slow rate.

However, I think they've largely given up on Nick. He's doing a fine job destroying himself. Plus the critics Nick has to deal with these days are way more effective than KV.

PPP had more balls to confront Rekieta about Vic back in 2020 then anyone in KickVic or ISWV combined.

 

[keke]

I strongly disagree on the basis that I don't think Nick is actually capable of love. I've mentioned this before, and not soon after he made that really bizarre comment about "really liking" April and his wife.

Nick only actually loves himself. And Dick Masterson.

Why the FUCK is he up at 4 in the morning? (Minnesota time)
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NICK! You have children! You have responsibilities! You have a trillion anti-gravity pachinko tournaments to drive your kids to!
You should be keeping a normal schedule so that you can be a normal person! You should be trying to be a normal person for its own sake, but also so that you don't keep living like a degenerate and fuck up your parole!

Why are you awake right now?
Why are you awake and using this time arguing with randos on twitter like an easily-baited retard?

SLEEP, NIGGA, SLEEP!

Usually parents have to wake up at the same time as their kids, you know, to look after them, but what do I know.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He isn't adding Johnny Depp to the AI voices because of copyright concerns?

So apparently, whether or not it's a copyright issue is down entirely to how much money the person in question has to be able to sue him.

Nick's respect for anyone is now entirely determined on their ability to create a problem for him.

If he shits on Melton. He'll lose out on money. So he refuses.

Is Josiah Munoz a hilarious play on names or a legit person?

Josiah Munoz was the name of the guy who fucked with Patrick Tomlinson, pretending to be a journalist to interview him.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

It is now 4AM in Minnesota, and Nick is on the job again.

Nick's reputation isn't going to ruin itself. Nigger needs to earn that LOTY three-peat.

 

[Swole McPole]

Sorry to be a downer, but unless the behavior fundamentally undermines his ability to be a lawyer or was committed in that act of representing a client, he is not likely to be punished.

If you'd asked me a year ago, I'd have said it was impossible for a middle class white man to get arrested for cocaine possession in Minnesota -- because unless you're dealing, nobody gives much of a fuck. And even if you're dealing, you've got to be so egregious in your actions that you make it impossible to ignore. Perhaps if they've got a target on the back of somebody higher up the chain, they might come after you in an attempt to get access to them, but generally it's like shooting fish in a barrel. You could sit outside one of those homeless encampments and scoop people up all day, every day. Nobody does it because nobody cares.

Most laws are permissive. They aren't enforced regularly and consistently. (Aside from the laws that involve the collection of revenue for the state. Nobody's getting a pass for traffic offences or if they catch you with large amounts of cash.) But when somebody decides you're a pain in the ass and they want you gone, all of a sudden, the kind of laws that nobody cared about somehow become important again. It's why nothing ever gets repealed.

So generally, what you say is completely true. Nobody cares and nobody would care. But if somebody important gets pissed off by Rekieta, all of a sudden, what is normal custom and practice tends to go by the wayside and it becomes important that we 'make an example' out of this guy.

Fingers crossed, anyway.

Zero influence? He wishes.

Kiwifarms is like that Sex Pistols gig at Manchester Free Trade Hall. Only about 20 people went, but all of them started a band. And the bands were Joy Division, The Fall, Buzzcocks, etc. etc.

Perhaps there aren't many people reading the Rekeita thread on Kiwifarms, but it seems as though everybody does has a podcast or a YouTube channel. Whenever something of import drops on here, it's all over the internet in a flash.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick, the fact that everyone is laughing at you does not mean you have any comedic talent. You’re just a faggot-ass self-saboteur who hurts people for fun and we enjoy watching you continue to humiliate yourself.

He's not funny, he's pathetic.

- On the PrettyAntisocial vid he mentioned that Kayla and April could never remember the combination of the safe in which he kept his coke. What an odd thing to say. First of all, I'm sure it's a lie. Second, is he going to conjure up a story where Chaney or Aaron knew it?

So both of his concubines are so mentally impaired, they can't memorise a few fucking numbers.
Are we sure they know the passcode to unlock their own phones?

How to Spot Lies: Words

It's uncanny how well he fits the profile. It's like reading an autobiography of Nicholas Rugieta.

He had an unexpected appointment at the gay sex store and couldn’t work again.

Two streams tomorrow Nick? Don’t strain yourself.

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Skelly's thread went so fast, we missed the anniversary of his promised 14 LOCALS streams.
It's been more than a year.
Where are those streams, Nicky?

 

[bookers]

Why the FUCK is he up at 4 in the morning? (Minnesota time)

When you stop drinking booze it fucks with your sleep.
Particularly if you were someone (like nick) who would booze and drugs it up until they eventually passed out/crashed.
On top of that he does take Adderall or whatever
Throw it all together and you get a recipe for really bad insomnia.
It's not really surprising he's up all night. His sleep schedule is probably completely fucked.
He must be absolutely miserable. Lol.

Is Josiah Munoz a hilarious play on names or a legit person?

nulls long lost mexican cousin, the taco mutt

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He's not funny, he's pathetic.


So both of his concubines are so mentally impaired, they can't memorise a few fucking numbers.
Are we sure they know the passcode to unlock their own phones?


It's uncanny how well he fits the profile. It's like reading an autobiography of Nicholas Rugieta.


Skelly's thread went so fast, we missed the anniversary of his promised 14 LOCALS streams.
It's been more than a year.
Where are those streams, Nicky?

Why its the 380th day of March he still has time.

 

[Captain Manning]

So both of his concubines are so mentally impaired, they can't memorise a few fucking numbers.
Are we sure they know the passcode to unlock their own phones?

No, but you can bet Nick does. That's reason #47 why "April Law" was actually Nick Rekieta.

 

[The sticky sock]

Nick cannot say it was Chaney or Aaron's fault. If he does, it's Purjury.

He admitted to the court it was his drugs. Stating otherwise after sentencing can get him in deep shit, including False Swearing and Obstruction or Justice.

If it's purrrjury Nick can blame his feline delusions, there's enough documentation on the subject to build up a believable defence.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Are we sure they know the passcode to unlock their own phones?

They have clitoris prints to unlock.
No need to remember anything.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

This nanny thing is so dumb, a massive self-own. If true, Nick is a bad father. If false, Nick is an even worse person.

And either way, it all reeks of a man flailing to gain control of a narrative because he's backed into a corner and seething every moment of every day.

Where did the old Nick go? Was he even real?