Porn and Porncows

[Ascended Sneeder]

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Was sent this in a group chat I'm in and now I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

The degeneracy never stops.

Three month old post, but I dug all this up and never posted it:

They are real mother and daughter, Seka Black is Danice Marie Marinelli (née Sessanna) and the daughter is Vanessa Marie Marinelli. The father is 78 year-old James Marinelli. Vanessa is married to FTM troon Julian DeBoy (Juliana Maruri). I thought "DeBoy" was an extremely on the nose made-up pooner name, but it is actually her mother's real last name.

Wife after and before troonout:

The happy family over the years:

 

[Mayfly]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

Look up recent pictures where they are free. They are bigger than basketballs, It's not sexy at that point, just freakish. It's like a woman with a fake ass.

Her areolas are too big. Even if she got a reduction they would still look weird. I only like big breasts if they have cute nipples.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Damn, i forgot this is a thread about laughing at porn actressses and not UPLOADING PORN.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

You guys talk like all women are meant for you. They're too big for me also but I'm not going to try and ruin John Massive-Titty-Lover's day over it. Who needs pillows?

 

[frozen_runner]

You guys talk like all women are meant for you. They're too big for me also but I'm not going to try and ruin John Massive-Titty-Lover's day over it. Who needs pillows?

Breast reductions can be a crime against humanity. But breast implants always are (outside of reconstructive surgery).

 

[NoBueno]

Breast reductions can be a crime against humanity. But breast implants always are (outside of reconstructive surgery).

I think God must've been a coomer then

 

[Maker's Mark]

To quote alleged pedo Drake ''I will pay to make it bigger, I don't pay for no reduction''. I've never seen a reduction that doesn't make me want to cry.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

I wouldn't care for reductions if the "surgeons" (if you can even call them that) didn't go out of the way to make them look like you survived a serial killer having a go at your tits.

 

[NoBueno]

I never looked at male stuff, so it's interesting to me to see what they look like while I'm following the Diddy thing

Looks like a videogame character, maybe for a fighting game

 

[alphabetnigger]

I never looked at male stuff, so it's interesting to me to see what they look like while I'm following the Diddy thing
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Looks like a videogame character, maybe for a fighting game

Pornstar Mortal Kombat should be a thing

 

[NoBueno]

Pornstar Mortal Kombat should be a thing

I was sure I remembered someone mentioning a porn fighting game back in the day, so I just went to search and discover it's a whole thing

Of course it's Japan

 

[alphabetnigger]

I was sure I remember someone mentioning a porn fighting game back in the day, so I went to search and discover it's a whole thing
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Of course it's Japan

Not bad, but I want to see Ron Jeremy beat the shit out of Bridget Powers and use some hammer-cock esque finishing move

 

[NoBueno]

Not bad, but I want to see Ron Jeremy beat the shit out of Bridget Powers and use some hammer-cock esque finishing move

Searching at the moment, I had no idea

https://socialmediapornstars.com/blog-real-life-pornstars-starring-in-video-games-cameos.html

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Pornstar Mortal Kombat should be a thing

Diddler Cumbat: Diddy alliance

 

[Big Nasty]

I think there was at one point a porn game called Street Fucker, but it might also have been a joke on SA.

 

[moocow]

I think there was at one point a porn game called Street Fucker, but it might also have been a joke on SA.

Christ, that must be an oldie then. It's been a looooong time since a joke like that could fly on SA.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

Pornstar Mortal Kombat should be a thing

Horntal Kumbat

 

[40 Year Old Boomer]

Mortal Kumbat works better.

 

[Mayfly]

In a live action parody, what pornstar would even be able to play Mileena?

 

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In a live action parody, what pornstar would even be able to play Mileena?

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