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Speaking of comparing Nick to people he's ragged on in the field of cuckoldry, Jack Murphy doesn't look like an AIDS skelly, doesn't give cocaine to children, and possibly has a functioning penis.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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I like how Nick thinks that leaving his four kids in the care of a raging alcoholic and a seventeen year old for an entire weekend, somehow makes him look BETTER, LMAO!
“Yeah hun, sounds like the nanny is drunk again! Oh well what’s the worst that can happen? She’ll fuck our teenage son?!”
You seem to ignore that
A: That never happened. And:
B: If it had happened, Nick would have fapped so fucking hard, and likely would have cut the trip short so he could get home faster and have a good father/son talk about the size of the nanny’s nipples, her BJ technique and whether she’s a sigher or a moaner.
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thanks.
(with food)
(without)
I couldn’t get the food area to remove with the background. Such joy on his face.
“Curse you Kiwiprudes, Ya’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack!”
- Nicholas “Balldo” Rekieta (probably)
“sober”
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Look guys, the nanny had no knowledge of any drugs or swinging, K? She saw Nick, Aaron, Kayla and April spend all night in a bedroom, sleep all day, constantly go to the bathrooms for quick sniff breaks and Nick rip roaring drunk on a weekday night. And she shrugged and muttered “Just another normal day in the Rekieta household!” K?!
And she certainly never, NEVER was propositioned by a drunk lush high off cocaine mumbling something about a balldo, alright?!
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Before we start shitting on this woman for being "drunk around the children," and accuse him of being derelict in his parental duties by not firing her, let us please remind ourselves that Nick is a pathological liar.
I believe absolutely nothing Nick said about this woman, except her name, and that's only because the thread figured out her identity ages ago.
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Sometimes I can't tell if Nick's retarded and thinks he's a master at hiding when he's intoxicated or just telling a really bad obvious lie
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Guys I'm just so traumatized that the nanny I hired and trusted to watch my kids once gave my daughter a sip of a whiteclaw, this is so tragic and detrimental to the- IGNORE THE FACT THAT I GAVE COKE TO MY DAUGHTER AND ALMOST EXPOSED AARON'S CHILDREN TO COKE AS WELL, IGNORE THAT, WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE!??!? -ir wellbeing. I am a good father and find this whole matter disgusting!
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It will be really funny for Nick to try to explain to the average person after the body cam footage comes out why a nanny who left in February is somehow responsible for the state of the house she's not in up to three months after she'd already left (in May, when he was arrested). This is the exact kind of argument that I'd expect a fucking retard with no self-awareness to make.
April could nuke his ass from orbit, making sure there's no survivors. Which makes me wonder...those things April said to the police after arrest, the same things that a body cam would've recorded, that Nick was hellbent on preventing from coming out before he plead guilty: would they not be able to be viewable in the BCF that Null is aiming to get, or would it have to be excluded unless April had signed a waiver? It's not like they'd be usable in criminal prosecution at the moment, but I bet she revealed something really spicy.
it should come as no surprise to anybody that this faggot just expects everybody to take him at his word on the nanny story and to absolutely disregard a court document saying his daughter tested positive for cocaine. also, if any of this were true, why the fuck wouldnt he have just thrown the nanny under the bus to begin with? i can't wait to see what's got him in such a retarded ass panic on this bodycam footage. hope every true crime channel on youtube picks this up.
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It’s almost like anosognosia. Ralph does it too. It seems to be a characteristic of addicts where they just can’t see that they are fucked up and think they are coming across totally normally. The holes in the brain probably don’t help.
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From my last post: messages related to penis resulted in a 14.12% higher revenue compared to non-penis-related messages. Evidently, encouraging his audience to discuss Kurt’s genitalia has paid off—yielding a 32.4% increase in SuperTips revenue compared to his previous stream.
May 20, 2025: Karen Read Trial - Day 19 - Alessi Slaughtering Experts on Cross
• Total Amount Donated: $450.23 (*max: $793.86)• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 35
• Total from Anonymous Donators: $100.45
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
- TheTexVet: $40.00
- Chris Bro aka MRPLATINEM: $30.79
- Cool Mike: $26.64
• Average Donation Size: $6.82
• Average Donation Rate: $60.93 per video hour
71.21% of his SuperTips included some mention of a penis in one form or another. TheTexVet distinguished himself not only through total donations but also through his consistent contributions to penile discourse, securing the #1 spot with a total of eight such messages (100% of his messages).
If you spot a Super Tip that didn’t get logged, feel free to DM me. I’ll update the detection parameters accordingly. The attached CSV file contains the full data log.
So, what exactly does the code do?
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.
Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.
What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
Every 2 seconds, it analyzes a video frame in search of very specific hues—my sacred chromatic thresholds. Once a region matching the blessed palette is identified, it calculates the area covered. If the candidate box meets the threshold, the system invokes EasyOCR to extract the text. The text is then parsed and exported to CSV.
Continuation logic?
If two Super Tips share the same username and donation amount, and there are no intervening frames without a donation box, I treat them as a single, continuous message.
What’s “max”?
The “max” value reflects what the total would have been if I had decided to count each message fragment individually—ignoring continuation logic.
| video_timestamp | username | amount | message | url |
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| 00:21:18 | Voyager8294 | 5.00 | If you think this is bad, you should see my new hubby AJ cross trooper Paul Ist trial. So embarrassing: Speaking of which, please ask Kirk to stop sending me pics of his micro peen. So gross tiny | |
| 00:21:44 | FractalMachine | 5.00 | If the entire case hinges on the ""i hit him"" statement in closing can dismiss it as a panic stricken drunk fearing the worst rather than an admission: oh and kurt'$ got a micropeen. they | |
| 00:41:28 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Robert Alessi once took a lie detector test: The machine confessed evervthinadaddaaq | |
| 00:41:42 | Matthew Selph | 5.00 | ALESSI! This white boi done did the thing! He done 86th his linkedin page: It was availble for public viewing yesterday; and now it goes to Err-ROAR FOE OH FOE: Kurt has a micro penis. | |
| 00:42:06 | Fletcher | 5.00 | can fix that five head with some brotha butter Boy | |
| 00:44:34 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Haven't filed charges against the nanny b/c the only thing smaller than my peen is my brain. How else do | explain neither of us catching on to this when we don't work outside the home? | |
| 00:53:06 | Just Jul | 26.17 | To be fair; the reason why Appa-cha, this scarlet dunce, and the state;, are all part of this snuff film starring Alessi that is plavina out before all of vou; Is because let Brennan cuck me & refused to vwar deer this tard: Iam a huge embarrassment to the U.S: Justice System and The Constitutionbut an asset to DEI & corruption: But, Trump convicted felon: | |
| 00:57:00 | Sean Mcdonald | 5.00 | haven't arrested Alessi for this very public murder: was convicted for what buck shot did why they | |
| 01:32:38 | Anonymous | 5.00 | You should be a and Kurt a penis enlarger: Just make sure to remind him not to use it in direct sunlight or he could burn his micro penis. pal buy | |
| 01:32:50 | Nick Campbell | 5.00 | As President of the Micropeen Outreach Group (MOoG), can confirm my brother Kurt does not have a micropeen: He has a mega clit & Sean is cosplaying Puft the Marshmallow Man in a skin suit. Stay | |
| 01:33:26 | Anonymous | 15.45 | Jesus fukin Christ this guy is still getting smashed a day later: Brutal & love it. Kurt has a micropeen_ | |
| 01:33:54 | C130 Guru | 5.00 | Objection, yo honor; Kurt's mini me, micro peen, sent an offering of tribute to the defense; ah truckload of Black Forest cake and pizza casserole,, which both smell of brother butter and frustration I'Il allow it, and we are at recess so | can sample the offerings for qualitv and refill mv vodka,oh meant water | |
| 01:34:30 | Derek Bootle | 5.00 | Derek Bootle wrote the book 'Defending the innocent from child protection services"" because good parents are targeted for shit like the nanny giving alcohol. Its on Amazon and Kurt has a micropenis | |
| 01:34:50 | Anonymous | 5.00 | this man Shanon is having a rough year: Not only is he getting beat down on the stand here, but also his 20 years of student loans aren't aettina foraiven: Boy; | |
| 01:36:06 | DarkSchwartzRising | 5.00 | Is there special shampoo for the damned hair island? Does he comb and style that shit separately every day? Just shave the fuckin thing off already; nasty ass bitch__ oh and also_ Kurt's micro peen | |
| 01:55:44 | Nick Campbell | 5.00 | Do you think Kurt gets jealous of corpses who are stiffer than his micropeen? If you do an organ transplant away from your micropeen, is that considered necrophilia? Asking for a friend: | |
| 01:56:10 | The Fish | 5.01 | Kurt's micro peen is gonna put 6 digits in racket's back account: Kurt is onlv aettina 6 diaits in his prison wallet too. | |
| 01:56:26 | Frogsprings Frens | 5.00 | Sustained-CAN you answer that question Mr Higgins? Is Miss Read'$ reference to ""Kurts Micro Penis"" her way of 'telling you that you have an bitsy; teeny weanie and that you are NOT a fun quv? itsy | |
| 01:56:44 | DarkSchwartzRising | 5.00 | The girl just started seeing is following the trial too--I told her to check out your stream: Now I'm getting texts who is Kurt and whv is evervone obsessed with his aenitals?"" | |
| 01:57:02 | James Gartner | 3.00 | Kurt has a micropeen. Some guys might appreciate | |
| 01:57:12 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Ohhhhh Kurt has a micropeen, micropeen, micropeen, yes he has a micropeen,micro_micro, micropeen hev | |
| 02:01:50 | Death Trout | 5.00 | With everything you've been through does your answer to the ultimate question still hold? Also,Kurt has a micro-peen: | |
| 02:02:10 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck had Kurt's micropeen? | |
| 02:02:22 | Nick Campbell | 5.00 | At 2 digits, the micropeen counter is already bigger than Kurt's micropeen. don't think that will help him with the ladies in Autozone since can compare him to the nuts and bolts and see how micro it reallv is: they | |
| 02:14:04 | Chris Bro aka MRPLATINEM | 25.79 | the micro peen counter is Not accurate to every micro peen! So, Mr Ronnie, move on please. Is the difference between macro peen and micro peen a cease and desist? That is not accurate, Kurt had; has; and will always have a micro peen: | |
| 02:52:00 | Andrew | 10.00 | Just so we can keep the muthafuckin record clear: am the muthafucka that started the micro penis trend: You muthafuckas merely live in the micro penis trend: IWAS BORN IN IT: LONG LIVE MICRO KURT! | |
| 02:52:28 | Nate Stark | 21.10 | Please endulge me while i recite my poem, The Little Peen say it's not the want but magic, Though sometimes size feels sliahtlv tradic. Like a mushroom cap in forest shade; They A modest monument nature made: It stands at half attention; A siaht that dets no attention: But confidence; not inches, wins the At least that's what the tinv soldiers savl And.scene day: | |
| 03:43:10 | DarkSchwartzRising | 5.00 | How many micro peens equal 1 regular peen? 30? 40? | |
| 03:43:18 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Your Honour . the word 'curt' implies disconcerting shortness__is that a co-Inkv-Dink or a micro-peen? | |
| 03:43:30 | Fishing | 10.00 | Your honor when your micropeen is as small as Kurt's you get to choose your own gender and even Ben Shapiro won't get mad. Sustained: You can't argue with science | |
| 03:43:50 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | This muh fucka sweating so much, his draw bridge of a bang is gonna connect with his soul patch, and the souls of the children he's eaten are aonna storm that castle of a hair patch: obligatory micropeen statement | |
| 03:44:08 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Court recorder Nick can we get a micro SD"" counter too? | can't keep track of all these different micros | |
| 03:44:24 | FractalMachine | 5.00 | kurt's peen experiences quantum effects | |
| 03:44:52 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Fo' fo's Im tippin' , wood grain I'm grippin' Catch me lane switchin' with the paint drippin' Turn your neck and your dame missin' _ like Kurt's micro peen as | |
| 03:45:40 | Your AJJ | 6.90 | Your honor; move that the tech stream dork be made to say ""It's a zergling: Lester: A smaller type of Also Kurt had a Sam tech stream event from his micro peen. Zerg: | |
| 03:52:32 | Cool Mike | 5.00 | How many micro-peens could a micro-peen, micro-peen, if a micro-peen could micro-peen micro-peens | |
| 03:52:52 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | Kurt's micro peen is so micro, it jumps electron shells when eneraized | |
| 03:53:12 | Anonymous | 20.00 | Your Honor! Please direct the quote X pert unquote to answer the question. How many micro peens does it take to make up a normal peen? He has already made mistakes converting bits and bvtes: Objection! Overruled, the witness will answer if he knows. So, do you know how many Kurt micro peens it takes to equal a normal peen? | |
| 03:53:48 | Shut up can cook | 5.00 | nick, you are transitioning into a werewolf before our very eves.WE WILL GET THAT HAIR CUT SIR | |
| 03:54:02 | David E | 16.17 | Lord Curt of Girth, both bald and wide, did waddle 'cross the countryside, his dome shone bright, his chins did swing, twas his wee acorn caused most chortlina_ yet no sword of might nor staff of yore, but a ticklish twig men did ignore, still proud he stood with goblet high, his belly grand, his breeches spry; and though his scepter scarce did peep | |
| 03:54:32 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | just saying_her name being Cheney REALLY shouldve tipped you off__ Glad there wasnt birdshot around to 'accidentally ~ aet vou with: She would've left you needing a man-made micro peen! | |
| 03:59:00 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | This Nick Mah Fucka foudn teh Micro peen to billionaire pipeline. This will be the new meta: You reallv owe Kurt biotch | |
| 04:02:16 | Cool Mike | 16.64 | In quiet town where whispers softly creep, Lives Kurt, whose secret's buried dark and deep. His micro peen, a tale that's seldom told, A modest spark where bolder flames grow cold No grand display beneath the starlit sky; Yet Kurt; with charm, lets not his die. In jest or jibe, he meets the world with grace, His wit and warmth outshine his private space: spirit For size, though small, cannot define the man, Whose heart and mind expand where flesh began: So raise a glass to Kurt, with mirth sincere, His truth we honor with a cheer: tiny | |
| 04:03:32 | Teacher MR ShortBus | 5.00 | Is that why Kurt moved to Texas? Everything Bigger in Texas including his Micro peen? Biggest Micro peen around | |
| 04:04:06 | Aaron GuanoLoco Mischler | 5.00 | Kurt's belly is fat, his penis is tiny: With a hand full of cream to rub on his hiney: He rubs it in deep like he was taught by his mutha: His only wish is, it was hot brutha butta | |
| 04:06:46 | Cool Mike | 5.00 | In shadowed vale where Kurt's small tale is spun, His micro peen, a jest for everyone. No Al crafted this, by hand it's writ, A human heart with ink and playful wit: | |
| 04:07:06 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Your Honour;Sub-peenas or micro-peenas_that is the question:. | |
| 04:10:10 | Transparency | 5.00 | Micro peen | |
| 05:03:40 | Cat Man | 5.00 | Kurt's the only guy; who needs tweezers, a magnifying glass, and a prayer just to confirm his, micro penis, still exists. Doctors thouaht it was a skin taq,it'sa MICRO-PEEN! | |
| 05:29:42 | Jean Claude Van Dan | 5.00 | Alessi cooked the Kentucky Fried Charlatan (colonel slander) AKA Shanon Buraess | |
| 05:38:26 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Row row row your boat, gently down the stream, belts off trousers down Kurt has a MICRO- PEEN | |
| 05:54:20 | Iven Ranas | 5.00 | On what grounds is the mirco-peen counter not at 50? | |
| 06:23:58 | Anonymous | 5.00 | STOP! He's already dead: Stop: | |
| 06:24:00 | Sandy Brown | 10.00 | Roses are red, Weed is Green, Kurt may be a creep, but he also has a micro peenll | |
| 06:24:16 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | could fix her: The only letdown will be when i find out she prefers Micro peen over BBC. know that beach takes D A P in the forensics room: Keep the glasses on to find Kurts micro- peen | |
| 06:24:38 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | testing_ fo sciencel Ask. Axe: Ask. Axe: Ask. Axe: STOP LAUGHING NICKI Its not a micro peen | |
| 06:24:54 | Scarface222 | 5.00 | Yo Honor! This cute white girl used her microscope to analyze Curt's micro and Aaron's button: The tests came back inconclusive. No DICK to be foundl penis | |
| 06:26:26 | Phase | 5.00 | took my time to write this rhyme: Giving it thought to reflect my mind: ! got a in mind and it seems hasty: But at this rate it ain't that crazv: goal Look at this girl her skin so pasty: Kurt cookin you some casserole lady: Anyway Nick if you you're so kind. Let's get micro-peen to 69_cuz we nastv | |
| 06:28:50 | TheTexVet | 5.00 | We need the Meme makers to create this meme clip. Its the OG power rangers bit, where Rita throws her staff and says makes my monster growl' but instead of monster; it says micro-peen: make it hap'n | |
| 06:29:48 | Anonymous | 5.00 | ate the casserole: Then we bumped It was the best ten seconds ever: Ever! uglies. | |
| 06:32:00 | Genx Medic | 5.00 | Your Honor; need to ensure the Record is clear; Kurt's is actually so short that it's just proportionate: For any normal sized man__Micropeen: It will never create HaVAWK | |
| 06:32:22 | Jean Claude Van Dan | 5.00 | Wife went on a Diet of Micro peen, she had to blow 150 losers a dav iust to aet a portion: My | |
| 06:32:32 | Patriot Wheel | 5.00 | Oh Kurtl would definitely backup and use my rear end on vour micro peenl | |
| 06:35:30 | Anonymous | 5.00 | Who was the crazy cracka that ate his parents whose whole life was a lie? This binger on the stand reminding me of him with this fake life he made | |
| 07:03:36 | jdigg1982 | 4.00 | on finding a good personal injury attorney Tips | |
| 07:05:04 | Chris Bro aka MRPLATINEM | 5.00 | You guys are crazyl was wiping a tear for Kurt's micro peen: |
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Personally I like that he’s so brainbroken and so far removed from what normal PRUDES might think, that he believes he’s the victim or hero in these nanny stories.
“Yeah, the nanny is fucking drunk again, but it’s cool! The 17 year old is there to make sure things don’t spin out of control!”
I’ll further bet you a nude pic of Kayla and two chugged energy drinks for a total of 200$, that Nick will read this thread and try to “correct the record” on stream tomorrow, by explaining that they of course had the inlaws come over when they were out of town and believed the nanny was hammered.
BillyBobJoe
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What do you guys think? would Aaron go on? or would they even reach out to him?
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BALLZ-BROKEN MkII
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I wonder if that was the same convention that he did molly at and let the anime cosplay mommies step on him?
And speaking of booze, do you ever think Nick wet the bed? I know whisky doesn't make you piss like beer does but when you that deep in a bender accidents do happen. Or do you think he passed out on the floor of his streaming room, and the kids were all walking by his open door and they're like "Why is daddy sleeping on the floor" and Kayla has to like and say, "Well, daddy works so hard he just gets plum tuckered out and has to sleep on the floor, kids!"
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I mean, would there be a point? I hope something funny happens but it's a "he said she said" kind of deal (Nick is the she btw)
who gives a fuck? theyve both talked non stop about this for a year now. either bring them both on at the same time to have a faggot lovers quarrel or nothing, and preferably on a channel not run by human cigarette butts
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I doubt it would be a useful conversation, they wouldn’t be able to help themselves from bitching him out constantly and making him defend his actions.
He’s been their number one target for at least a year as far as I can see, and they also appear to suck up to Melton.
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Leading Rekeitologists have another theory (and more than one can be true)
What if part of the reason he's trying to suck this poor woman back into the Balldoverse is for content? 
I'm gonna guess even the coveted fat pedophile demographic has been reminded enough about how Aaron fucked his wife. Nick is a one man geek show now, and how else is he gonna get attention post-Hackaumiliation? By watching trials like a NERD? Kurt won't take his bait, so he's going after someone else the demented faggot thinks "betrayed" him.
Narcissists get bored easy, love drama, and Nick is a pathological addict always looking for that sweet supply.
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Nick is now on the Ethan Ralph "Yes moooore, we need moooore!" gravy train.
What tipped him off to begin this new Tweet crusade. Did something happen in the background or is he just at the zenith of his BPD mania?
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Yes nick theyre idiots. Not you the guy who gave his daughter cocaine