💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself.
I don't want Nick to go to prison, and let's face it, he's desperately trying for it, but he lives in one of the most cucked jurisdictions in the entire United States. He'll practically have to just yell "NIGGER" to get behind bars, because literally murdering someone in broad daylight gets you a couple days of psychological treatment in Minnesota, perhaps the dumbest state in this entire Union we consider the United States.
 
I guess Nick is sexting them?

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The head is seemingly so out of proportion to the body in these photos that they seem like bad photoshop. But you see the dumb snake tattoo on the arm and its really him. Its just disgusting. The best that can perhaps be said about it is that he now has the sort of body that a troon would aspire to. The poses are even worse in that they scream "not man".
 
Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.
I mean his prison sentence would be like 30 days, right? It's not like he'd be going away for years and we'd get to hear about how prison "changed and hardened" him.
He'd have an "I'm back!" stream and then views would immediately start dropping again after that.
Seems like a promising timeline.
 
But you see the dumb snake tattoo on the arm and its really him.
Every time I see that no step on snek tattoo, I just bust out laughing. Imagine being this pathetic as a 40+ year old. He literally has that hilarious thing tattooed on him for the rest of his life. What a fucking homo!
 
I guess Nick is sexting them?
Eugenia Cooney vibes
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I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.
 
I don't even care what the actual truth is. I just love that Nick is going into a paranoiac spiral seething because he knows whatever it is, it's very very bad for him and even fragments of what is coming out are going to cause him severe narcissistic injuries.

It's coming, Nick. You can't do dick about it. Suffer, Balldo.
I love how he looks especially distraught after the news came out. Its only going to get worse with each passing day.


I guess Nick is sexting them?
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Ahahahahahahahaha. This is beyond disgusting. I actually made a noise of revulsion before laughing.

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.
Prison is paradise for Nick.
No kids, lots of men to fuck him, and drugs / booze are obtainable if you really want them.

Its terrible for us because the show would stop too. No more updates. While I'd be content seeing him locked up - this is infinitely more funny.

I mean his prison sentence would be like 30 days, right? It's not like he'd be going away for years and we'd get to hear about how prison "changed and hardened" him.
He'd have an "I'm back!" stream and then views would immediately start dropping again after that.
Seems like a promising timeline.
I believe the 30 days are not the full sentence if he fucks up I think its much more severe those just get dismissed if he is a good boy on parole. I may be wrong though.
 
I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.
I unironically think he's fat beyond belief. He's disgusting. Imagine being as fat as Nick.

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat cocksucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.
 
I unironically think he's fat beyond belief. He's disgusting. Imagine being as fat as Nick.

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat cocksucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.
Nick's gotta start barfing up all his meals if he wants to become prom queen
 
Real Estate is one of those things where there is no true answer; aside from "You overpaid." You can always try to compare it to other similar properties and a whole host of other metrics to gauge it by; but it's always a feeling, never a real number, and that's gotten worse with today's economy where everything is overpriced. Why I say whoever bought the side house overpaid is because of the Silent Hill Nightmare Shower obvious water/rust problem. Rust in pipes can weaken them and cause leaks; I don't care how friendly or whatever someone is, you see that bathroom, you may as well assume you're gonna have to replace the pipes sooner than later. Then you see what it costs to replumb an entire house, and you say "I need this much knocked off the asking price." Because if the pipes are bad, you have to ask what else in the walls is also bad. Then Nick's gonna do the sleazy used car salesman shtick and tell you the pipes are good; and let's just say you never visited The Farms or have a normie life and have no idea what kind of person he is. A house is a large investment for most people, so without any idea of who he is, you have to ask yourself, do you trust him?

Whoever bought that house should've gotten it as a steal, because I'd want $100,000 off just for having to cut the walls open and replumb the entire fucking building.

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam
It is reasonable to assume Jewsh's mysterious forum user to Spicer request was not the retrieval of the bodycam footage, but to deliver a demand to Spicer authorities.
Not saying you're wrong; just going with my own theory that it was someone delivering the ransom to April in exchange for signing the release form. Sure we can say the trial is over; but Josh never retracted the offer, and having her sign off on it could help speed things up. It'd also be a lot funnier to have April do this to Nick; he's crying like a wounded animal over how he misses her, just imagine her sticking a metaphorical knife in his gut. Wouldn't be surprised that if her retarded friend Keanu is still talking to her; she's probably telling April to get that bag, sis. I reason this is probably the least likely, but it is the most funny.

how much cooler would rekieta be if he went live doing an irl stream in the Balldo GT 500 just hitting nitrous to kanye west - HH on loop as he swerved down the road, instead of whatever hes doing now? he could turn this whole thing around
I'd see him stuffing Kayla in the trunk and pulling a Stan.

Bro, are you telling me that those 2 pics aren't shoops?
There's no way....
You never had the feeling that aside from being a prissy gay boy, that he's also an anorexic? The only reason he hates on fat people so much, is because he can't just do the womanly thing and starve himself. He declares he eats one Dorito Chip a day, so of course he's skinny, but he needs to be an aggressive homosexual and weaponize it.
 
Right, this feels a lot like April. Aaron would be a stretch by my reading of the statute:

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Note the word "redacted". This means Nick, Kayla and the kids could be "redacted". (I can't find anywhere in the statutes that defines "redacted" for MN bodycam, but AI says it would simply be blurring of the faces. But that's AI.)

And, overall, this is what Harden and Josh are dealing with. It states that Nick would be given notice of any releases. Can he fight it with, say, an injunction? That's my question. Josh hinted at that issue today.
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Maybe we stop giving Nick hints what he could do to fuck the process up.
His Swiss cheese brain would never come up with this himself.
 
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