💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

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  • 3-5 years

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.
Expression of Struggle and Weariness.webp
 
FWIW, pretty sure Nick said he was prescribed instant release, not extended.
If he said that, he is 100% snorting it. He Doctor shopped and found a G.P with plastic morals. It's clever enough I suppose, as long as he indulges in the evening, his levels will be in the normal range when he wakes up the next morning he's driving his children to band-debating-society-prom-boyscout-dress-rehearsal-practice after an all night amphetamine binge.

Still a bit grossed out he could get the fast acting version tbh. The ingredients of slow release drugs are designed to make the drug easy to eat, but unpleasant to snort. . .even a cowboy of a Doctor would be hesitant to give a cokehead fast acting, one wonders if Balldo Boy is pulling his old trick of interfering with family member's prescriptions? Giving his daughter the slow acting pill and snorting her prescribed fast acting dose? It would explain the redness in his nose, as he burned through 30 days worth of medicine in a week, so he starts to grind and snort the slow acting pills too.
 
Y'know what's particularly disappointing? I expected a better game from Rekieta with his comeback.

A good Internet fight with a worthy opponent is always entertaining. (Sidenote: I think PPP feels the same. At some point, it's all rather depressing.)

He had an entire year to get his shit together.

Out of sheer pride and ODD, I genuinely thought he'd come back swinging, pulled together, well-researched, and prepared to recapture some clicks and views. He did have a unique voice within LawTube.

Nope. He's up until 4:30 AM, probably doing whippets on stream, hardly ever forming cohesive thoughts, and barely giving a single fuck about anything except AARON (of all things).

I know others have watched the descent of other lolcows and aren't surprised. Admittedly, I am.
Trying would risk putting a lot of effort and still being made fun of and failing. Phoning it in let's him keep his ego intact.

>Ha I made 700 bucks from people shitting on me, imagined if I tried

He's lazy and has the emotional range of a BPD 15 year old girl. He was never gonna try.
 
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Not trying to run a train. But, just to be clear then.
I was not calling you out specifically.

He did leave the stream suspiciously often during the first days, but it has since reduced.
I just saw the claim that he was leaving often to "do drugs" mention repeatedly over the last pages and its simply not accurate currently.

Nick has been reading this thread, so he knows that people picked up him leaving so often.
His PO 100% watched the Coke stream and Nick disappearing off-screen like when he was doing coke is not a good look at all.
 
Here's the full thumbnail. It should probably be converted to the Disco Elysium art style because he's seriously starting to look even WORSE than Harry Du Bois.
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Normies and boomers manage to do better by just buying consumer grade equipment at a reasonable price that automatically does all that shit for you. Professional grade shit is meant to be used by professionals, not brain damaged cokehead morons with no clue what they're doing.
Bro what the fuck is wrong with him? He looks so disheveled more than usual
 
Trying would risk putting a lot of effort and still being made fun of an failing. Phoning it in let's him keep his ego intact.

>Ha I made 700 bucks from people shitting on me, imagined if I tried

He's lazy and has the emotional range of a BPD 15 year old girl. He was never gonna try.
No, if he let his ego take a beating, gave an earnest apology, had all of his LawTube window-lickers do a stream where they rizzed him up for 3 hours, it would have been water under the bridge 2,000 pages back, in a year Rekieta's Thread would be buried 3+ pages deep behind Sargon Of Akkad. All that would be required would be for Rekieta to do coke, cock and cuckoldry 3 days a week instead of 7.

It's a perfect confluence of Lolcow DNA: Trust Fund, Liar, Self Hating Nerd, Cuckold, Fake Tough Guy, Zero Self Awareness, Terrible Father but preaches about Fatherhood, Closeted Homosexuality, Dreadful Cook/Proud Chef, Arrogance, White Trash Aesthetics, Pig Ignorance, etc.
 
Reward schemes are almost never worth it. Oh, and read the fine print - a fairly standard clause in rewards schemes is you agreeing to let your bank gather data on your spending habits to sell to marketers. It's one of the reasons I ditched my credit card rewards scheme - that, and my monthly fee is cheaper without it. I was, in effect, paying extra money for the "privilege" of getting spied on by my bank. Fuck that noise.
I use adblocks and sponsor blocks on all devices, I only see an ad if I want to, AND my credit cards reward points pay off the annual fee in a single month. So I easily get $600 a year in cash back, which I always cash in for real money.
 
He's "sober" and he's still barely more coherent than when he was blasted on coke
Nick is huffing gas and doing Adderall on a regular basis. I think he's robotripping too.

His fucked up Bill Dauterive voice from before sounds 100% what it's like when you did a 2nd plat of DXM at the moment or the day after a 3rd plat. You hear some of it in this one too. You're sober or at least you think you are mentally but your speech is all fucked up due to the NMDA inhibition.

EDIT: The robosweats you get with regular dex use totally fit his disheveled, greasy appearance. How foul.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xie2APrL0DcNo more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).
Wasn't Nick saying just yesterday that "the healthy option is that if I don't like this person, I should just walk away", Nick telling people to leave him alone and then getting mad that he can no longer mock other people as easily. Nick either has no self awareness or thinks that he should be the exception, or both, regardless it's peak lolcow behaviour and good for us.
 
God, you can hear the seethe and hate in his voice.

"The brave and courageous bowling ball of... litigation... I guess..."

Translation: Actual fucking lawyer who has a day job as one, and applies the law correctly in protection of his name and likeness right.
Serious question. What is the psyche profile of the casual viewer who sees this content, sees this seething, and comes back for future streams? I swear Nick is shaping his audience, whether in locals or youtube, into the same sort of degenerate he is. No appeal to Everyman, no value to the casual youtube viewer, just total commitment to his seething infantilism. The fact that his viewer count is dwindling is good news for the rest of us. His True Crowd is small.
 
Wasn't Nick saying just yesterday that "the healthy option is that if I don't like this person, I should just walk away", Nick telling people to leave him alone and then getting mad that he can no longer mock other people as easily. Nick either has no self awareness or thinks that he should be the exception, or both, regardless it's peak lolcow behaviour and good for us.
Nick always thinks he's the exception
 

May 14, 2025 — Karen Read Trial — Day 15: BUT ACTUALLY, THIS TIME​

• Total Amount Donated: $1,256.52 (*Maximum: $1,334.54)
• Total Unique Super Tippers (excluding 'Anonymous'): 17
• Top 3 Super Tippers:
 - Patrick Melton: $1,000.01
Its obvious Supertips aren't real, i do not believe Patrick has $1000 or willing to spend that much on Nick.
 
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