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The Julays are an annual award ceremony for our herd of lolcows. (2024's Julays)
This year, I'm doing away with the subforum awards (we all know who will win each of them) and instead creating mostly new award categories. The Julays are NOT a popularity contest; each of these nominations is solely based on the content they have delivered in the year 2025. Now accepting nominations - please include a link to the thread page where the nomination-worthy content was posted. Thanks!
Lolcow Emeritus
A separate thread for this has been created and Kiwis will be able to vote on who makes it in a few months. The top performers among the nominees will earn the title of Lolcow Emeritus. Lolcow Emeritus nominees can't be nominated for Lolcow of the Year the same year they're nominated for the Lolcow Emeritus title, but are eligible to win other Julays.
Lolcow of the Year
Fresh Meat
The best lolcow whose thread was created in 2025.
Best Lolcow Herd
The best group of lolcows in 2025.
Breaker of Scales
This lolcow must be super-morbidly obese, but doesn't have to be from the Deathfats subforum.
Best Miscellaneous Female Lolcow
Only for True & Honest Wombmyn!
Best Gen X Lolcow
This lolcow must have been born between 1965 and 1980.
Most Sexually Deviant Lolcow
Troons, pooners, furries, etc.
Best VTuber Lolcow
The best lolcow in the VTuber sphere.
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow
The best lolcow who died in 2025.
This award is being given to Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS. Fuck sickos.
Best Side Character
The best person consistently featured in a thread/orbiter who does not have a thread of their own
Special mention to Clint Saunders (Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS).
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award
The lolcow who couldn't hide their power level and ended up doxing themselves the hardest.
Best Lolcow Media
The best image, video, or wall of schizobabble posted by or taken of a lolcow. Giant videos not uploaded locally.
If you want to nominate a lolcow, remember, the nomination must be based on what they have done *in 2025*. Please include a link to the thread page where the nomination-worthy content was posted. The Julays will go live at the end of December.
This year, I'm doing away with the subforum awards (we all know who will win each of them) and instead creating mostly new award categories. The Julays are NOT a popularity contest; each of these nominations is solely based on the content they have delivered in the year 2025. Now accepting nominations - please include a link to the thread page where the nomination-worthy content was posted. Thanks!
Lolcow Emeritus
A separate thread for this has been created and Kiwis will be able to vote on who makes it in a few months. The top performers among the nominees will earn the title of Lolcow Emeritus. Lolcow Emeritus nominees can't be nominated for Lolcow of the Year the same year they're nominated for the Lolcow Emeritus title, but are eligible to win other Julays.
Lolcow of the Year
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Anisa Jomha (feat. Ian Kane Washburn / iDubbbz) | Austin Curtis Peterson / Bossmanjack | Hasan Piker / HasanAbi | Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware | Tarl Warwick / styxhexenhammer666 |
Fresh Meat
The best lolcow whose thread was created in 2025.
Best Lolcow Herd
The best group of lolcows in 2025.
| Roblox | Synthcels | Bluesky | Rowling Derangement Syndrome | Super Smash Bros Community | r/TNO4 and HOI4 Modding Community | KiwiTubers | Antifa |
Breaker of Scales
This lolcow must be super-morbidly obese, but doesn't have to be from the Deathfats subforum.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven | Anna O'Brien / Glitterandlazers | Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty | Jae'lynn Chaney / Jae Bae (Fat Girlcows) | Tophia Slydell / tophiachu | Kelly Lenza / lividlipids | Plus-Size Park Hoppers (Fat Girlcows) | Emily Goostree / Purple Glitter |
Best Miscellaneous Female Lolcow
Only for True & Honest Wombmyn!
Best Gen X Lolcow
This lolcow must have been born between 1965 and 1980.
Jim Stewartson / Stewanon | Roy "Dr. P" Philipose | Brandon "Bam" Margera | Elon Musk | Kanye "Ye" West | Stephen Jason Williams / boogie2988 | Stuttering John Melendez | Patrick Sean Tomlinson / stealthygeek |
Most Sexually Deviant Lolcow
Troons, pooners, furries, etc.
Best VTuber Lolcow
The best lolcow in the VTuber sphere.
Best Put to Pasture Lolcow
The best lolcow who died in 2025.
This award is being given to Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS. Fuck sickos.
Best Side Character
The best person consistently featured in a thread/orbiter who does not have a thread of their own
Donald Slydell, Jr. / "Brotherchu" (Tophia Slydell / Tophiachu) | Kacey Caviness / Kaceytron (Ethan Klein / H3H3) | Scott Peterson / "Ratdad" (Austin Curtis Peterson / Bossmanjack) | Sheldon Donner / SheldonTalks2 (Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox) | Morgan Kamal Majed / Frogan (Ethan Klein / H3H3) | Rafael Carvalho / PickleTime (Austin Curtis Peterson / Bossmanjack) | Billy Mitchell (Karl Jobst) | Akemi Kurai (Kenneth Schulz / Nachisu Miku) |
Special mention to Clint Saunders (Josh Saunders / KingCobraJFS).
Alan Michael White Opsec Fail Award
The lolcow who couldn't hide their power level and ended up doxing themselves the hardest.
Best Lolcow Media
The best image, video, or wall of schizobabble posted by or taken of a lolcow. Giant videos not uploaded locally.
"Heil Hitler" (Kanye "Ye" West) | "Sharty Hacked 4chan" (soyjak.party) | "Phil Confronts His Nemesis" (Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / ADF) | "STAY!" (Hasan Piker / hasanabi) | "Clavicular Assault" (Braden Peters / Clavicular) | "Pillstream" (Ethan Ralph / Gunt) | "The Will Stancil Show Episode 1" (Emily Rose Youcis x Will Stancil) |
"LOOK AT ME!" (Brad Lehmann / Brad Taste in Music) | "The Will Stancil Interview" (Will Stancil) | "DMs to Prostitutes" (Russell Greer) | "The Roman" (Elon Musk) | "Styx's Arrest" (Tarl Warwick / styxhexenhammer666) | "Diarrhea" (Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx) |
If you want to nominate a lolcow, remember, the nomination must be based on what they have done *in 2025*. Please include a link to the thread page where the nomination-worthy content was posted. The Julays will go live at the end of December.
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