💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AltisticRight]

How did he ultimately qualify as a lawyer then?

He would need a reasonable command of mathematics to get into an undergraduate program, surely?

He was an English literature graduate, that taught him funny words to use.
Then his parents paid their way into one of the worst law schools in the country to accept their useless son. Having a paper that says lawyer taught him how to use funny words in an infuriatingly faggoty technicalities-fuelled manner that makes anyone on the receiving end wants to commit mass murder or suicide.

His myopia and perusing of twitter turned him into an annoying mouthy faggot.

 

[Redhook]

drug testing on probation is almost exclusively piss tests afaik. 3 days on coke in system on piss tests. no way to know if nick is on alcohol while hes in vegas. let's hope they test him the day he gets back and we get lucky. or someone records him. if he is in fact with that crackwhore with the dumb fucking tattoos its a 0% shot he is not fucked up beyond belief. lets go rekieta give it a shot at beating the law here. you can do it you can outsmart them just time your doses up brother NBD

There's a piss test for alcohol, it detects it for 3-5 days.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

"I'm sentencing you to 5 years probation. Hopefully you will stop abusing drugs and lock in for your children."

Nick:

 

[Redhook]

I still say Kayla has the worst mugshot out of Nick and April that day. She just looks so much like a generic crackhead you see on a Florida headline. If you didn't know these people at all, you think she was a Florida woman that got caught for something.

Her mugshot reminds me of Tim Walz' s wife.

 

[Something Awful]

lol, can you believe this dude's secret codename was CHAOS, and he attended a convention to talk about his boyfriend's cum to an audience? Scientists in a gay porn laboratory wouldn't be able to develop a bigger retard faggot nerd.

 

[Oxyjen]

We all know whats going to happen. Its the convergence and the Battle of Jim's Driveway where null will fight a last stand to protect Jim Metokur. Ralph, Juju and Nick will all be there with many others. Coach Redpill will be there and reveal finally that he is still alive. Then the door to CWCville will open and Sonichu will walk our earth.

That is why null cannot set foot in Spicer himself and must send a representative. His presence alone so close to Jim might trigger the convergence.

A similar thing happens in the final season of Buffy The Vampire slayer. Maybe Rekieta’s sex dungeon excavations uncovered the hellmouth.

Speaking of.

It took me forever to realize where I saw that Adam Busch guy before, he killed one of the lesbians on Buffy the vampire slayer!

His character, Warren, had a robot girlfriend he made himself, named April.





He did indeed kill Tara and was in turn killed by Dark Willow. Good character, well acted.

What’s the context here, is he in the dabbleverse now or something?

Edit: aaah what the fuck, he’s on this “Hughezy” show? He went to Hackamania?!

https://youtu.be/wkIMi0n6gi0

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I think Nick's whole thing with April was just wanting to try to hurt Aaron for him getting way too close to all he has in this world which is loyal Kayla.

I agree with most of what you said except this right here. Kayla is Nick's same-old same-old, and he knows she won't leave due to financial straits. Kayla is more inertia than loyalty. Toss some chicken tendies, thc gummies, and Star Trek dvds in her cage, and she's relatively content. She may complain once in a while, but as long as she's suitably drugged and left to her petty comforts, she won't leave. I'm sure there's been many an evening that Nick has wished she would, leaving him free to drink, drug, and pursue both fame and chlamydia in LA as a child-free bachelor comedian.

April was supposed to be a simple bit of strange, which is why Nick was willing to do a temp trade with Aaron. Nick didn't expect that bit o strange to be so, so addictive. He was stuck to her as firmly as a middle school boy is stuck to his first cum sock. He fell for her harder than Russ Greer falls for a hooker at Olive Garden. April consumed his thoughts, and Kayla, his children, and especially the dog were barely an afterthought.

Nor did Nick expect Kayla to warm so much under AA-Ron's sweaty caresses. Nick would have been satisfied with sharing April's fishy affections (and offloading the expense of her care and feeding) with AA-Ron if it hadn't been for Kayla's mysterious snow-angelic sexual awakening. Nick probably mistook Kayla's previous sexual disinterest in him for frigidity. As soon as he realized that Kayla and AA-Ron were catching feelings, he started doing everything he could to sabotage that part, while still holding onto April as punishment. And his plan totally would have worked if it hadn't been for those pesky hungry smelly kids, a bunch of Scandinavian prudes, and some autistic nerds on a flightless bird enthusiast site.

 

[Soapmore]

IF @Null has it he shouldn't tell anyone until it's revealed. Don't tease it. Balldo might have someone on a retainer to try and sue or something, some cease and desist or god knows what desperation. At most, tease it with something like "don't miss a very special MATI this Friday". And perhaps, distribute several copies to key people so it's simultaneously released all over the place; a tidal wave of bodycam videos. The trouble there would be trusting people with a press embargo.

I'm just spitballing, and I like surprises.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Do I understand it right?

Nick gifted the fridge, the one with the coke and coke-covered ID of the nanny of the cocaine positive daughter, to a cocaine pedophile.

Is Nick demented or am I?


When the bodycam comes out your EWUs and JCSs won't be able to explain this lunacy.

 

[datura_binge]

Why is everyone convinced Null has the body cam footage now? I've been going back through and didn't see an update on that, maybe I missed it

 

[Sneed Force One]

Why is everyone convinced Null has the body cam footage now? I've been going back through and didn't see an update on that, maybe I missed it

Null asked for forum user to travel to Spicer on his behalf, later he guest hosted on Ethan Ralph's Killstream where a $5000 bet was made on if Null has the bodycam footage or not.

Null told Ralph to instantly pay up because he has it already.

 

[CoomerTine]

IF @Null has it he shouldn't tell anyone until it's revealed. Don't tease it. Balldo might have someone on a retainer to try and sue or something, some cease and desist or god knows what desperation. At most, tease it with something like "don't miss a very special MATI this Friday". And perhaps, distribute several copies to key people so it's simultaneously released all over the place; a tidal wave of bodycam videos. The trouble there would be trusting people with a press embargo.

I'm just spitballing, and I like surprises.

Didn’t even think about it like that

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I disagree; Nick admitted to introducing Kayla to porn, and now he's admitted to introducing April to her first strip club and first sex shop, even bragging about giving her an unlimited budget. (As if shopping for sex toys was a gift for April, rather than it benefitting himself as the obvious implication is they'll use them together).

I think April does have a new boyfriend, as that would explain why she DFEd her social media. She was practically sucking Nick off in all her comments. I actually think she still is seeing Nick on the side as she strikes me as the type of person who wants to "keep their options open", and naively believing she may still be able to replace Kayla some day.

But then what was the worst day ever if not Kayla cheating on Nick, initating everything you mentioned?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What's more special than 5/23/25?
Its the anniversary and pizza day.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What's more special than 5/23/25?
Its the anniversary and pizza day.

If Null releases it on the Arrest-iversary, I will personally fund a banana pepper pizza.

 

[Vect]

Null told Ralph to instantly pay up because he has it already.

Really? That'll should make Nick sweat (more).

Of course it won't actually end what's left of his career. Apparently to about 2000 people being a meandering, drugged out, boring fuck is less important than making weird barbs about Aaron Imholte. Sometimes I wonder if it's an IP2 thing where they stroke his ego ironically to make him say more stupid shit.

I think April does have a new boyfriend, as that would explain why she DFEd her social media. She was practically sucking Nick off in all her comments. I actually think she still is seeing Nick on the side as she strikes me as the type of person who wants to "keep their options open", and naively believing she may still be able to replace Kayla some day.

We've heard (from Aaron, mind) that he's capable of being abusive to Kayla to the point of near violence and anger, and is a shameless gaslighter. Thing about polycules that nobody ever anticipates is, relationships start to happen, emotions comes to the fore and people get jealous and possessive. Nick strikes me as somebody who likes having these two not particularly strong-willed women under his control and competing with each other for his attention, and it's important to him that he essentially emasculates Aaron. I don't really buy he loves Kayla anymore, more he likes the idea of her and April loving him and that they think about him - I'm sure it wasn't always that way, he had 5 children with Kayla after all, but supressed neuroticism, drugs and a toxic web of relationships will do damage to a mans perspective.

It would be an intersting contrast to Ethan Ralph, who wants to project this persona but who's abusive, controlling nature comes from a deep personal misery and a desperate, genuine desire for companionship that fast becomes possessive.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I apologize in advance if any of these have been posted already, but I'm doing my best to keep up with everything. The shitposting on CGoody's obituary picked up steam after people were told not to do it, as expected because this is the sektur. I'll post the ones that are Rekieta or sektur related, and ones that are notworthy. A lot of the posts are just random shit from nobodies.



A Cog post. Pretty boring.



A Faran post. Her involvement with Nick ended before I started following Nick. Don't really know the lore, so I've got no opinion on this one.



This one took me a minute at first because they used the name Nikolaus and used a photo of him as an average looking old guy. When it finally clicked, I admit I burst out laughing. Klaus Barbie was a Nazi war criminal called "The Butcher of Lyon". And this post is being printed in a memorial book and sold by Goldstein's Rosenberg's Funeral Directors Inc. The irony is hilarious, but the post itself is probably going to get this swept. People actually have purchased the book according to the site, so these messages have been printed and sold.



We've got Ralph with his famous Ralphisms, as well as Ronnie's hammer in the wall.



We've got the legend himself, back from the grave. This one is probably one of my favorites because any time someone uses Ronnie for something is hilarious.



A better quality image of the Chef Red Pill post.



Steve Gosney has dedicated his creepy erotica book to Cory and revealed that Cory was a ghostwriter and wrote most of the book. The ghost part is certainly true.



Super Mario himself came to say goodbye to CGoody. This one might be my favorite because the most honest post is by fucking Lou Albano Mario from a drug PSA. Although I disagree with Mario that CGoody was a great guy. CGoody was a stupid jackoff.

Those are all the noteworthy ones. The rest are just random retards posting photos of faggots holding Funko pops and talking about My Little Pony and shit.
I do hope that more people by the book just to have some of the funny shit actually printed in a hardcover book with pictures of Ronnie and Kayla's mugshot and coked up Nick and Energii King and a Nazi war criminal in a book meant to honor the life of CGoody.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

Funny and weird that Rekieta hasn't left a genuine message, what his creative writing "degree" and his connection to the deceased.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Funny and weird that Rekieta hasn't left a genuine message, what his creative writing "degree" and his connection to the deceased.

He'll use it as an example of "Kiwifarms trolling" going too far, yet neglect to actually dedicate anything more than 20 seconds to his most (formally) loyal janny.

Reminder: CGoody called him out before his death. The hardest sweeper narrative is incorrect. This is why Nick doesn't give a shit.