💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[ascension failure]

It isn't about the six pack

I assume he meant a six pack of beer.

 

[Lian Xing]

I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.

Everyone thinks Nick’s kids are the real losers. Nope, it’s BMJ fans.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I assume he meant a six pack of beer.

"That is my kind of six pack!"

 

[HackerX]

He is undoubtedly still in love with him... that´s pretty obvious. The most explicit displays of sexual conduct in the qover were made between Aaron and Nick.

I don't think he fundamentally understands this. He's all aboard the "HAHA, Aaron licked my cum!!" train, but is so consumed with hating Aaron, he doesn't quite get the obvious implications that go along with it.

There is no scenario where actively involving another man with your baby gravy isn't mega gay. Even if Coke Rekieta was the bull of all bulls, and Aaron was the cuck of all cucks, Nick derived carnal pleasure form another man. The fact he's so gleeful about it is as homo as it gets. Much more than Aaron actually doing it since Nick has been emanating spurned lover aura for a year now. If we could go back in time 2 years ago, I'd suspect Aaron would pass on the homo life whereas I'm certain Nick would do it all over again. Probably even more homo.

In conclusion, shit is gayer than aids.

 

[mfalkner]

Imagine going to NAMBLA convention when it's the same fucking shit the host can't shut up about on stream.
These people's idea of fun is just talking about 1 single guy for HOURS

This crowd of podcasters is bizarre. Karl, Dick, all of them just obsess over one guy for a dozen hours a week and then do crossovers and live events

 

[Delany's Donkey]

"the shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. good thing i'm pro life"

nick acting like he's not physically fighting aaron because he has self control and not because he's a sniveling little faggot whose too bitch made to step up to anyone that isn't a 90 pound woman.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

My apologies in advance if this has already been stated.

This is the ebidance??? Am I supposed to believe that Ape wrote this shit??? Not for one second. It's clear that Nick wrote this. NLOambla in on this as well. They think in their cesspool of a mind that by using an AI Ape, it clears them of any wrongdoing i.e. digital trespassing on Aaron's google account.

These people are truly a sight to behold.

 

[dustnight]

It's wild, Nick you had so much plausible deniability, like there's no way anyone would know anything about even the polyamorous relationship you guys had, but he blew it up! like he did this! We're doing this because he made it happen!

Look at that face, the felted face of pure cope barely hanging from a thread.

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[TherapyMan]

It can not be reiterated enough: Kayla. Will. Not. Leave.

At the this point, the only ways I think Kayla separates from Nick is either with Nick's death of an overdose or she's in a body bag.

1. Simply completely unhinged over losing his gay lover

I do think Nick's rage has the flavor of "resentful ex" but I think it triggers his narc rage too, and the combination together is what makes it truly obsessive and unhinged. Nick's history of relationships pretty consistently involves cultivating relationships that subordinate people and makes them dependent on him. Nick never gets so angry as when the people he thought were his "friends" (read: little puppets) turn on him.

Qover Aaron was like the pinnacle of Nick's dominance over one man. Aaron was supposed to be Nick's little butt-boy sex slave who depends on him to get views, eats Nick's goo, and hands Nick his wife like a good little cuck. Nick cannot handle that such a man abandoned him and openly mocks him. Nick hates being criticized by his "lessers" the most.

I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.

Honestly, it might be iDubbz and Anisa's year this time around.

 

[buttmunch]

it's actually mental that nick risotto thinks we all didn't know he was sucking that micropenis before toe fag confirmed it, he really is the dumbest man on the earth

 

[AncientPhosphur]

She'll have to get a job and be responsible for the first time in her adult life. She currently gets to spend her days taking a mixture of benzodiazepines, CBD bullshit, and other stuff while watching Star Trek, playing Star Trek mobile games, and playing with FUCKING LEGOS as a woman who is like 40 or so. She's the sixth Rekieta child.

I honestly think part of the whole requirement for Nick getting that bag. Get married, having an advanced degree, and having kids. That’s why Kayla is sticking around and putting up with all of Nick’s shit. She knows where the hand feeding her is and is content knowing she has money and a place to watch Star Trek, nothing else. That’s why Kayla feels like a third absent wheel in everything. She’s that disconnected and content.

 

[Desktop User2]

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Look at that face, the felted face of pure cope barely hanging from a thread.

He went to the NAMBLA convention on a suit?????! He didn´t wear a suit for his audiences if I´m not mistaken...

 

[not william stenchever]

I imagine the BMJ people are hoping Nick dies in some freak accident at this point.

Honestly I can't blame them. I'm starting to come around to the recent speculation that Nick was embezzling from his bank job simply because of how easily he's stolen LOTY from Bossman twice in a row.

 

[Kheapathic]

This crowd of podcasters is bizarre. Karl, Dick, all of them just obsess over one guy for a dozen hours a week and then do crossovers and live events

I can't knock people for being into shit that others see as dumb; I also can't knock people for going to conventions and shit for the things they're interested in, even if others see it as dumb. The problem I have with this, is that, if I'm reading the lore correctly; these are mostly old-school Stern/Shock Jock type people. The core of the issue is that none of the paneled talent is apparently some sort of big name; outside of their own little niche Internet channels/communities. These aren't A-Listers, from what I understand they're not even B or C-Listers either; I can't deny being into shit you enjoy, but paying $200 a ticket, plus travel, room, and other shit to go to a convention for a bunch of low-level wannabes. As much as Nick bitched about Aaron being out of touch because he's a "Radio Guy" and wants to do "Radio Guy" stuff; nigger, I'm not qualified to cut the fine line, but to me, these guys are on the same level as Aaron when it comes to his stupid "Radio Guy" stuff.

"the shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. good thing i'm pro life"

nick acting like he's not physically fighting aaron because he has self control and not because he's a sniveling little faggot whose too bitch made to step up to anyone that isn't a 90 pound woman.

I'm seriously wondering how much that whole "Fight Club" stuff Nick used to mention is true. Something about college being classes, cheer squad, and fight club. Something tells me Nick's never been in a fight in his entire life; him acting like an impotent raging theatre kid is just more evidence that he never had a "If it's your first night at Fight Club, you fight" moment, or any sort of legitimate ManTheFuckUp™ yelled at him before.

The shit Aaron has done gets people put in the fucking dirt? Does it now? - Take your fucking swing, gay boy.

 

[keke]

It’s so dumb that Nick thinks Aaron leaked all this private shit. Between soliciting his audience for nudes, the hot tub stream and the Hedonism resort, everybody was already saying they were swingers. Aaron didn’t put that cocaine on Nick’s nose in his pre-arrest drunk/high stream (what are people calling that, btw?) All Aaron did was confirm, and the person he humiliated most was Nick, but Nick always has to drag Kayla into it as a shield by pretending it was his family that was wronged to justify his vendettas.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm seriously wondering how much that whole "Fight Club" stuff Nick used to mention is true. Something about college being classes, cheer squad, and fight club. Something tells me Nick's never been in a fight in his entire life; him acting like an impotent raging theatre kid is just more evidence that he never had a "If it's your first night at Fight Club, you fight" moment, or any sort of legitimate ManTheFuckUp™ yelled at him before.

The only club Nick has ever been in is the suck cock club.

it's actually mental that nick risotto thinks we all didn't know he was sucking that micropenis before toe fag confirmed it, he really is the dumbest man on the earth

He's literally so dumb he thinks he can leave a stream more than 30 times, come back with a super deep nitrous voice, and barely coherent, literally passing out on stream, gibbering and drooling like an idiot, and he thinks he's super duper genius man and is fooling everyone.

(Fun fact Nick, everyone knows what you're doing on those 30+ nitrous breaks.)

 

[Captain Manning]

@elb has something premiering in about 90 minutes. Judging by the thumbnail and description, it looks like it might be DMs between her and Nick from December of 2022.

 

[Niggernerd]

"the shit he has done gets people put in the fucking dirt. good thing i'm pro life"

nick acting like he's not physically fighting aaron because he has self control and not because he's a sniveling little faggot whose too bitch made to step up to anyone that isn't a 90 pound woman.

Nick, you are a shit husband and father and your dick doesn't work. I swear nick has cyraxx levels of lack of self awareness

 

[genericwhitemale]

Nick will seethe like never before if Aaron successfully gets HRO on him. He will be required to delete him from his available Supertips lineup as it will easily and quickly be seen as facilitating indirect harassment. He'll need to refuse to play any other Supertip shitting on him.

I want to see him get the Adrianne Blair Won treatment

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

it's called an NMDA inhibitor which is a common anesthesia

Not really, it is only a few, such as N2O and ketamine, that work through that mechanism. The dissociative anesthetics work through this mechanism.

The reason it causes the octave drop is because while it is still in the lungs

Still in the larynx

It doesn't show up on drugs tests as the high is so short it is out of your system within minutes, the high itself lasts only for a minute.

Using HS-GCMS it will show up in the blood up to 4 hours later with a 90% confidence interval. The detection threshold is 1 ml/l N2O in whole blood, which is an order of magnitude greater than the background level in blood of 0.1 ml/L N2O in whole blood.