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porkWellington said:
"By God I wish I was drunk" becomes "by God I wish I was suffering from cognitive decline"
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porkWellington said:
The "by God I wish I was suffering from mental decline" quote might be a top contender for his most unintentionally dark.
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Instant classic. The way struggles to pronounce Ws is icing on the cake.

Terrorist said:
It’s clear that Thompson was one of those rare guys with freakish genetics like Ozzy Osborne that are able to withstand massive substance abuse and only start breaking down in their 80s.
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Uhh...
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And there were years of pants shitting before this.
 
Good news, Ralph! Everyone thinks you're suffering cognitive decline and you even wwwWish that you were suffering from it so you can do whatever you want! It's a wwWin/wwwWin if you catch my drift.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
Uhh...
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And there were years of pants shitting before this
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67 is basically 80 and shitting your pants is healthy if you want to know the truth about it. In fact it is probably youuuu who speaks like an authority but gets basic biographical information wrong!
 
Terrorist said:
I doubt Ralph has actually read anything by Thompson or even seen the Fear and Loathing movie in its entirety. All EOR knows about HST comes from that MovieClips playlist on YouTube and the excerpt about Thompson’s drug routine that made rounds on social media a few years back.

It’s clear that Thompson was one of those rare guys with freakish genetics like Ozzy Osborne that are able to withstand massive substance abuse for decades. Ralph’s body, on the other hand, seems to handle alcohol and drugs worse than most. Nobody should live Thompson’s lifestyle, but Ralph is especially ill-suited to it.
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I think i mentioned it a long time ago but don't underestimate how dumb he is, he pretends to know all about Rome, right? calling himself Caesar for the longest ass time, in the stream Metokur did with Fuentes and Ethan Ralph, Metokur says: "I'm Spartacus! No i am Spartacus!" and Fuentes and Ethan went "..... .... Whaaaat?"... so they didn't know the story of Spartacus, one of the most well known legends of the great wonderful SPQR... shit, if you would ask him about SPQR he would probably mistake it for some white nigger rapper or something.

I'm sure he at least watched fear and loathing, but his wet and damaged brain has lost it, i know he reads this and no trolling plans, right?`But if somebody would talk about the Fear and Loathing movie and randomly talk about scenes from Trainspotting or something, he would believe it.
 
Drama Trauma said:
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He's doing the Stuttering John method, whenever he falls for some girl accepting to talk to him by phone and it turns out it is recorded and sent to his detractors... "EEH i was only lying to see if she is a troll or not, you know, like talking about how much my kids despises me, how pathetic i am, you know, completely normal things to fakedly spread right?"
 
Drama Trauma said:
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We have:

  1. "Loss" of passport, phone and money in Tijuana
  2. Reference to America being expensive followed by reference to buying his son chocolate milk.
  3. Reference to sleeping at airport/staying awake
  4. Reference to some rapper paying for his plane ticket
  5. 18 hour bus journey
  6. Missing time (not squealing on twitter)
  7. Seething over Cog and nobody twitter accounts
Clearly he is shitting his pants over Cog, which is unuasual, perhaps he is worried about Cog inviting someone on his show, someone who witnessed something very embassising to ralph.
 
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Translation:


:diddler: “Gawd damnit dat bitch is gunna go full Alice and leak all my DMs! Ah cried about muh tiny pee pee and told her I could introduce her to Dick Mastersuhn if she let me rock the Ralphathumb.”
 
MaltVinegarRespecter said:
At some point his speech centers will be destroyed through substance abuse. He will revert to grunts, groans, and tongue clicks like some sort of aboriginal bushman. He appears well over halfway there based on his recent speaking patterns.
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You mean oinks and squeals, which we're already at
Sloppa said:
The only way you can spite Mathew Vickers by making your spite-son remember you exist in his presence is to: Start IP2 style streaming, $5 shots, $1 TTS, $10 gunt slaps, walking around Mexico. You could literally make Several dozens of pesos per stream doing this.
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There really is just three ways I can imagine him ending up at this point: A OnlyUseMeGunt IP2 streamer as you said, him dying on the side of the road or in his tin shack alone, or being shanked by a cartel member. There is no other future for the pig anymore.
 
I said this once before but Ralph really missed an opportunity by not streaming all this. A week of him desperate and trying to survive all this would have made him good money.
 
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