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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Rubber Plant said:
I'd imagine something like this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I:32only more blackjack and hookers
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I fear no gunt, but that THING. It scares me
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Gunt attempts to deflect from the failure that was Guntamania 2: Coomlombia Tranny edish, missing Xander, missing flights, taking the bus, possibly getting his face re-Portugoaled again, by posting a pic of a man that resembles himself.
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Javelin Bee said:
Gunt attempts to deflect from the failure that was Guntamania 2: Coomlombia Tranny edish, missing Xander, missing flights, taking the bus, possibly getting his face re-Portugoaled again, by posting a pic of a man that resembles himself.
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UHH, if I had to choose between being 100 lbs fatter than Ralph, or be Ralph, I'm choosing the former, LOL. The choice would remain the same if it was just swapping bodies.
 
HackerX said:
UHH, if I had to choose between being 100 lbs fatter than Ralph, or be Ralph, I'm choosing the former, LOL. The choice would remain the same if it was just swapping bodies.
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I mean the great part about being fat is I can just choose to not be fat and grind it out. You can’t choose not be Ralph. It’s like saying “I’m going to choose not to be retarded” impossible.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
I mean the great part about being fat is I can just choose to not be fat and grind it out. You can’t choose not be Ralph. It’s like saying “I’m going to choose not to be retarded” impossible.
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> Be Ralph.
> Chooses not to be retarded.
> "As a mattah of fact, it is YEWW who is actually retarded".
> Proceeds to do the most retarded thing possible.
> "It was all a work, yewww ayloggs!"
> Watch as no one gives a shit.
> "Haha it's been hard trip! This is going in my book."
> Gets back on xitter as every day is slightly worse than the day before.
> "Now that I think about it, it is actually YEWWW who is retarded."
> "I'm the Ralphamale."
 
Javelin Bee said:
Gunt attempts to deflect from the failure that was Guntamania 2: Coomlombia Tranny edish, missing Xander, missing flights, taking the bus, possibly getting his face re-Portugoaled again, by posting a pic of a man that resembles himself.
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Why is this imbecilic pig casting stones in his glass house?
100 pounds? That guy looks no where near 350 pounds. Yeah, he's obese.
Guess who else is obese?
- Ethan Oliver Ralph 🐷
- Ethan van Sciver (probably even fatter than piggytits)

Gator_Aids said:
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This explains a great deal. As has been discussed many times before, it’s extremely likely Ralph has been playing games with his money in regards to his banking and Mexican residency. It’s quite possible he has no ability to directly access banking or hard cash easily without using electronic means. If his phone was lost / stolen / traded away, he may have fucked himself out of financial services while being half a country away from Merida.

Gunty may have had a drunken mishap and stranded himself in Tijuana and had to bus his way home broke and desperate.
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Oh yeah, the system is broke, not that you're a broke piggy with triple titties, Ethan.
Imagine being 40, looking like you're 70, and finding it to be a challenge to travel from one city to another. Pathetic.
Let's just say any of us lost everything during a trip. Let's just say we can't even find an Internet café to do a cardless cash withdraw from an ATM with codes. Hell, let's just say it's a remote town that has no adequate Internet access.
Any of us can just call up someone from a public phone, a police office or hospital, and get a ticket booked. The ticket can be emailed, printed, and then tucked into the pocket. Many places allow travellers to just give a name and a DOB That's it. How long would this take? 2 hours at most?

Just sad.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Piggy is blocking people again on X. I'm starting to think this isn't a very honest guy.
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He breathes, therefore he seethes.
AltisticRight said:
Why is this imbecilic pig casting stones in his glass house?
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Why does he put himself in this type of position when he takes any and all criticism so personally? People can say it's for the attention, but he ends up seething attention since it's always negative. Then he does something stupid because it's Ralph, so he calls everyone alogs and everything was actually a work. He's retarded. Plain and simple. Evan got what little good genes there were from the cursed blood line.
 
Javelin Bee said:
Gunt attempts to deflect from the failure that was Guntamania 2: Coomlombia Tranny edish, missing Xander, missing flights, taking the bus, possibly getting his face re-Portugoaled again, by posting a pic of a man that resembles himself.
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So I know that EVS is that guy that cries about Eric July and can't make comic books or something. Yellow Flash is some guy that complains about wokeness in comic books and Disney and shit, right? These are two comic book nerds that Ralph is begging for attention from at the end of the day because Ralph will always be a big dork. The closest he ever got was getting invited to Gator's anime club.
 
When just surviving a trip that any one of us could do (but wont) and is his biggest gotcha of the week, you know it's bad.
 
deeman said:
When just surviving a trip that any one of us could do (but wont) and is his biggest gotcha of the week, you know it's bad.
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"Bad" was crossed a long time ago. There's a certain point where you think it couldn't get any worse but then it does. "Then it does" has been pretty much non-stop for Ralph since The Eternal Corn Harvest© began, and we're almost at the 5th year anniversary.

Back then, did anyone think Ralph would end up be living alone in a Mexican shack? I thought the insanity peaked when he got the retarded BPD woman pregnant and released revenge porn. Then it got worse. I thought getting absolutely demolished in Portugal was the big finale. Then it got worse. And so on and so on and so on. When someone goes low, he'll go lower. He didn't just say it, he lives it.
 
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