💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[uwuuwuuwu]

Anisa is jealous of Hila because Hila is a real fresh off the boat Middle Eastern woman with true family values and loyalty that can only be obtained through a marriage that also grants US citizenship.

 

[Mayfly]

Is it true that someone from Anisa's inner circle said she was sleeping around on Ian in Austin?

 

[Marley Whorenstein]

I'm praying to every god who will listen that he does this. If he truly wants to "roll around in the shit", a 5k viewer stream on an alt tech platform would be the perfect rasslin' partner. My gut tells me that Ian will silently abandon the Content Cop revival as soon as the internet moves on from CC3, but he might be delusional enough to take a swing at PPP and Andy. He thinks a few mentions on Sam Hyde's stream was bad, he can't handle Ethan fucking Klein's banter, and he's already at his wit's end with the Casino. He absolutely is not prepared to deal with their circus.

Luckily for us humble farmers it's a universal law that crydubbz and anus ALWAYS choose the most retarded course of action. Therefor it is destined that he take on the Casino mini-bosses in our current timeline.

 

[Dana scully]

Ian has the school shooter physic and probably when Anisa finally dumps him he will freak out and end his arc like This

 

[Dirty Mattress]

Ian is fucked if they ever split up.

Doesn't matter if he initiates a split or or she initiates it ... He's burnt toast the second that marriage is declared "over."

I, for one, don't think they will split anytime soon. I'm sure they'll divorce eventually, but that will be long after they become totally irrelevant and not even the farms care. It's so obvious Anisa is so unhappy and would've never fallen for him if he was just a regular joe he met through friends or whatever, but she'll never leave him before: a) she squeezes every last penny and clout molecule out of him and b) she already has someone bigger than him that she can monkeybranch to. It's been so funny watching her talking mad shit as if finally after a decade of irrelevancy she finally made it into the cool kid's table and will not be long after Hasan starts swooning for her. Unfortunately for Anisa, everyone fucking hates her and only put up with her because they can milk his raped husband. In fact, I think it's more likely Anisa will neck herself before Ian. I don't think she can cope when she realizes Ian was always going to be the best she'll ever have.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ian has the school shooter physic and probably when Anisa finally dumps him he will freak out and end his arc like This

I think you mean Asa Coon.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Mr. Johma should probably not take swings at incels considering there his wife's only fans (lol) and by extension, his only fans, outside of other basic bitch BPD women.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I, for one, don't think they will split anytime soon. I'm sure they'll divorce eventually, but that will be long after they become totally irrelevant and not even the farms care. It's so obvious Anisa is so unhappy and would've never fallen for him if he was just a regular joe he met through friends or whatever, but she'll never leave him before: a) she squeezes every last penny and clout molecule out of him and b) she already has someone bigger than him that she can monkeybranch to. It's been so funny watching her talking mad shit as if finally after a decade of irrelevancy she finally made it into the cool kid's table and will not be long after Hasan starts swooning for her. Unfortunately for Anisa, everyone fucking hates her and only put up with her because they can milk his raped husband. In fact, I think it's more likely Anisa will neck herself before Ian. I don't think she can cope when she realizes Ian was always going to be the best she'll ever have.

Oh, I can easily see them together for a long time because of how obviously parasitic their relationship is.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Ian and Anisa will never break up because they're weirdly co-dependent

 

[Noble Redditor]

Ian is sitting alone posting about how ethan the father of 3 kids is an incel, while his own wife is out trying to hook up with other guys.
Someone should ask why Anisa isn't with her husband supporting him, and is instead chosing to be with her friends out clubbing and trying to hit up other guys.
Is she jealous that Hila is a supportive and faithful wife? Something that Anisa can never achieve.

Asking logical questions?? Found the incel.

 

[GuntOfTheLitter]

I think if they were going to split, they probably would have already. If it does happen, it will 100% be initiated by Anisa. I genuinely don't think there is a single thing Anisa could do short of murdering him that would cause Ian to leave her.

 

[funyunsfunyunsfunyuns]

I think if they were going to split, they probably would have already. If it does happen, it will 100% be initiated by Anisa. I genuinely don't think there is a single thing Anisa could do short of murdering him that would cause Ian to leave her.

IMO i see Anisa making things as hard as it can get for Icuckkkz to not break up, i feel like she would want him to "initiate the break up" so she can act like "you wanted this, now you got it, and if it turns into a mess, it's also your fault!"

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Ian and Anisa will never break up because they're weirdly co-dependent

About 2 months ago, I would've said that Ian and Anisa would never backstab the Kleins, because they're far too dependent on the H3 fanbase.

 

[Mayfly]

I think if they were going to split, they probably would have already. If it does happen, it will 100% be initiated by Anisa. I genuinely don't think there is a single thing Anisa could do short of murdering him that would cause Ian to leave her.

Bold to assume it would be him leaving her. I think she's looking for someone to monkeybranch to.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JykMFfa2UD8

Was wondering if this got posted already. I wonder what Rapedddz is going to say about this.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

How is Hasan's fundraising going?

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

About 2 months ago, I would've said that Ian and Anisa would never backstab the Kleins, because they're far too dependent on the H3 fanbase.

This, I feel like in a best case scenario moving forward Ian leaves Anisa once he realizes he now has nothing to lose from doing so.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

My speculation is Mr. Johma is going to do more content cucks, there going to flop and\or he's going to fuck up causing him to be eaten by his own (insert Peterson quote), giving Anus an out to bounce. Edit: extra funny if the fuck up was written\caused by Anus

 

[Surfin Terf]

It's a definite mid-off, but am I wrong for instinctively assuming that Hila is cleaner? Like I've obviously never been in the same room as either woman, but something in my gut is telling me that Anissa is sticky to the touch. I mean I guess they don't call her Anissa the Greasy for nothing.

There's a reason she married a Poo Pants Swastika Boy, she herself is a Pee Pants Buttersnake Girl

"Obviously I used to pee my pants a lot. I've talked about peeing my pants on here before."

 

[Mac Monster]

The raped continues to get felted by Kino Casino.