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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 57 7.4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 89 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 176 22.7%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 406 52.4%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    775
Here's Letty making out with Chicken Andy, while the cuck streamer who just took her out on a date films it.
Jon vindicated once again.
"AIDS HOUSE, HERPES HOUSE"

courtesy of IP2
 
Burt made some wild claims on reddit a few hours ago

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I'm being told I'm late and gay. Apologies if this was already poosted.

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joker jimmy said:
“Generational back to back epic stride”? Bloodgames right into Season 4, please…
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Hope you're right but I don't believe it. On the other hand, think about this 160 IQ schizo theory:
  • Jet told some of the people at the IRL auditions in Brooklyn that the show (season 4) would be 4 weeks
  • Bloodgames was 2 weeks last year
  • 2 week bloodgames + 4 week season 4 = 6 weeks
  • 7 males, 5 females, 6 weeks of fishtank
 
Burt is live after a week break since getting "the last of his implants" removed. I think he just got his tricep implants removed this time, and the only other removal he got was his lat implants a few months ago. I'm sure he still has pec, ab, bicep, calf, and other implants still in his body, though he says he is all natural now. He's also bearded, said he's going to grow it out.

Side Note: Burt opened the stream eating Boston Market chicken. I've tuned in to or watched about 30 out of Burt's 45 streams and I swear to God, every single time I've tuned in he's been eating Boston Market, always rotisserie chicken, cilantro lime rice, and mac n cheese.

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skrod said:
Burt is live after a week break since getting "the last of his implants" removed. I think he just got his tricep implants removed this time, and the only other removal he got were his lat implants a few months ago. I'm sure he still has pec, ab, bicep, calf, and other implants still in his body, though he says he is all natural now. He's also bearded, said he's going to grow it out.

Side Note: Burt opened the stream eating Boston Market chicken. I've tuned in to or watched about 30 out of Burt's 45 streams and I swear to God, every single time I've tuned in he's been eating Boston Market, always rotisserie chicken, cilantro lime rice, and mac n cheese.

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Autists love their routine and sameness. That includes their eating habits as well.
 
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I just don't care lmao. Dude still doesn't realise how lucky he is not getting his shit pressed over blackmailing teenagers and trying to rort college degrees. His (lack of) aptitude in handling crisis on the show was also more than enough evidence he has no business being a firefighter or being in any position of responsibility for the safety for others. The reddit coddling of this freak is genuinely wild to me.
 
else_letter said:
If Adult Swim took them back that is interesting. World Peace is too perfect of a name to lose to silly contract IP shit imo.
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Adult Swim would never work with Sam Hyde again. Sam has stated that Adult Swim refused to even entertain selling the World Peace IP to him and threatened legal action if they used that name. I would assume the feeling is mutual since there's much more money to be made and freedom to be had if they keep it independent and rename it Extreme Peace.
 
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