💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[mars]

He actually never was an electrician's apprentice. That and a lot of other info about him from the earlier days were lies. Anisa made sure to go over all this on their podcast, giving his real name, real birthday, real age, and real background.

To be entirely fair to him he already stated he wasn't an electrician's apprentice before his heel turn. It was an inside joke from his WoW guild where one guy would always have to be somewhere because that guy was an electrician's apprentice. He clarified because he never thought so many people would believe it and admitted it was dumb.

 

[PeachSmoothie]

Is Hasan's ego more fragile then DSP?

Crashing out for 10 hours over a one hour video about you is unhinged, I think DSP got through a four hour video in that time.

I didn't know a lot about Hasan before this current arc so I think Idubbbz did an unintentionally good job introducing people to how much of a fragile little slimeball Hasan is.

Seems like The Raped unintentionally destroys everything he tries to promote and unintentionally promotes everything he tries to destroy. Pottery

 

[Poopy Pants Swastika Boy]

To be entirely fair to him he already stated he wasn't an electrician's apprentice before his heel turn. It was an inside joke from his WoW guild where one guy would always have to be somewhere because that guy was an electrician's apprentice. He clarified because he never thought so many people would believe it and admitted it was dumb.

I remember that.

 

[HerbertWest]

Does anyone know how many pages since the H3 Content Cop?

Post in thread 'Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband"'
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/anisa...e-washburn-anisas-husband.38107/post-21125302

based on @Leo Frank post from page 1974, it’s been 591 pages since

To be fair, that’s pretty slow. Apparently her output is 2 cookies per baking session.

glutten free cookies! so ian jomha has no excuse to shit himself no more

 

[mxte]

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Hila looks like that guy from Charlie's Angels who sniffs hair

 

[Brian Oblivion]

BadEmpanada throwing stones at glass houses, he looked like an even bigger cuck than Ian before he started cosplaying as a terrorist lmao

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(A: https://web.archive.org/web/20181120043415/twitter.com/George_Ganitis)

Lol you know you've got a bottom 0.001th percentile jawline when the goat-fucker facial hair style is actually an improvement.

 

[HerbertWest]

what a lovely pair of girls having fun

 

[Leo Frank]

How low do you think the Jomhas are feeling going back to Seattle to each other? Anisa coming off her drunken bender with denims and a few charity hours from more successful ewhores (I was right, she didn’t get to party with the cool kids last night) and Ian coming home after flying to LA to be on Hasan’s stream for only 30 minutes, killing the vibe, sitting in the cuck corner and being scolded.

 

[Rotollo 2]

How low do you think the Jomhas are feeling going back to Seattle to each other? Anisa coming off her drunken bender with denims and a few charity hours from more successful ewhores (I was right, she didn’t get to party with the cool kids last night) and Ian coming home after flying to LA to be on Hasan’s stream for only 30 minutes, killing the vibe, sitting in the cuck corner and being scolded.

this but more depressing:

 

[JayseeDenton]

I think there's merit to that idea. I think Ian has grown resentful of Ethan over the years. If you think about the paths they both took, they were largely similar but one ended up successful and the other has largely failed. Ethan's pivot has him hosting a widely successful podcast while Ian has nothing. I have to think that over time Ian feels like he's done everything right and unlike Ethan has nothing to show for it.

Then over the years you see how Ian could take Ethan's help as Ethan "big-brother"ing Ian by trying to help him out. Help that Ian might feel is patronizing and makes it seem like he can't stand on his own two feet. All his success over the years since his 'troll's remorse' episode has come as part of Ethan helping him out.

He probably feels like he's in Ethan's shadow and like his bitch. Hence why he felt it so necessary to betray Ethan to show that he could stand on his own two feet without Ethan. To be a redditor for a second, it's like in Akira when Tetsuo grows resentful of Kaneda for always having him bail him out. That's Ian.

I think this is pretty spot on, and I would say the main thing Ian needs to get through his skull is that he just needed to fucking make something.

Say what you want about how shitty Ethan's podcasting has been, it's a least SOMETHING he's doing. It keeps him relevant and gives whatever fans he has left something. After peaking with the rice gum content cop in 2017, Ian just got extremely lazy with making videos of any kind. (i personally think he was hoping to cash out and quit the internet and do other things but Anus wanted more fame. Maybe that's me coping though).

He did save the squirrels shit and a few idubbbz complains videos but he gave up all his cash cows: Bad unboxing, content cop, and kickstarter crap. That would be risky on its own but he didn't really replace it with anything. He had a brief second wind with the documentary approach, Full Force was actually great despite the manipulative nature of it, and I think Ian wrapped it up in a respectable way. If he had gone all in on that it could have been great but you need to get more than one per year. I'm an editor and those shouldn't take that long to edit. 4 per year would be possible and two per year would be more than fair.

Point is Ian not having the same success as Ethan isn't because he didn't go woke far enough, or soon enough, it's because Ian didn't really do anything while Ethan regularly updated his shitty podcast.

 

[CruelGermanGirl]

"Why is he called Idubbbz again?"
Because his name was Ian Washburn. "IW". Double U. Dubbbz.
So now he has to be Ijummmz.
So yeah he literally hasn't been Idubbbz since he got married.

More like Jizumm - AMIRITE?

 

[Brian Oblivion]

How low do you think the Jomhas are feeling going back to Seattle to each other? Anisa coming off her drunken bender with denims and a few charity hours from more successful ewhores (I was right, she didn’t get to party with the cool kids last night) and Ian coming home after flying to LA to be on Hasan’s stream for only 30 minutes, killing the vibe, sitting in the cuck corner and being scolded.

Well I know there will at least be one fraudulent Japanese American therapist who will be very happy to see them (maybe not though he seemed pretty pissed after being made to look like a dickhead in the content cop).

 

[JayseeDenton]

Ian has to realize he’s a ticking bomb and none will care and want to associate with him after the CC3 shitshow is over.

I don't know if that's the best analogy. Time bombs are safe until they destroy everything around them in a short period of time.

Ian is more like somebody who can't swim struggling in a lake, if you get near him or try to save him he'll just drag you under and drown you with him.

 

[Womb Shroom]

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I wonder if the Turkroach will get a cutout of Ian sitting like this to put next to his Bernie one in the background.

 

[Mayfly]

Point is Ian not having the same success as Ethan isn't because he didn't go woke far enough, or soon enough, it's because Ian didn't really do anything while Ethan regularly updated his shitty podcast.

I am desperate to find out how financially fucked Ian and Anisa are. They have savings but they are only making 70k max based on their socialblade, and a few hundred a month on patreon.

 

[JayseeDenton]

but they are only making 70k max based on their socialblade,

Imagine how fucking easy it would be if they just moved out of these expensive ass cities and got real jobs. 70k a month in PASSIVE INCOME is something so many people would kill for, even split between two people.

If Ian got even a 50k a year job and she learned to do basic shit like maintain house needs, appointments, taxes etc. They could live a very comfortable life.

 

[bigsneedkaraokegod]

I'll take my clocks if this has posted before (thread moves too fuckin fast) but I got this recommended to me this morning and it's not bad. The first time I've actually seen some longer parts of idubbbz's response video and it's fucking sad what a shell of a person he's become.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JykMFfa2UD8

It was kinda funny to see him reference the criticism fairy and apply the opening line of the jinx content cop to Hasan but all the Nicholas DeOrio references were weird and out of place

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

The big jew Ethan "caca breath" Klein is going live to probably react back to Hasan and Anisa-and-I Johma reacting to the context puke. The spiral of eceleb faggotry continues here:

 

[Would]

How low do you think the Jomhas are feeling going back to Seattle to each other? Anisa coming off her drunken bender with denims and a few charity hours from more successful ewhores (I was right, she didn’t get to party with the cool kids last night) and Ian coming home after flying to LA to be on Hasan’s stream for only 30 minutes, killing the vibe, sitting in the cuck corner and being scolded.

That house doesn’t deserve to be the setting for such a depressing atmosphere and silent sulk-around. There’s meth dens with more cheeriness and sincerity.

 

[Bully OST by Shawn Lee]

I feel the amount of players in this drama and the sheer popularity of it warrants a megathread at this point. It's been a week straight of tangentially related postings in this one thread that's supposed to be about an e-whore.