💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 162 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 281 39.1%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 95 13.2%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 180 25.1%

  • Total voters
    718
Buttfucking would be less gay than Nick publicly obsessing about Aaron like this for almost a year.

Also gay: Paying to hear stories of men jizzing in the same room and exchanging goo.
 
It's 100% obvious Nick only wormed his way onto KarmicX's channel to stick it to Aaron

It seemed that way at first like an attempt to rub it in how even now he's such a big shot that can steal Aaron's new friend just like he stole his wife, but if so, it sounds like this mission was a failure, as the next 24 hours were marked by Nick tweeting at that Palpatine-looking fetishist cohost that he has so much more in common with to console him about his rancorous breakup with KarmicX today, followed by Nick spending over an hour tonight shitting all over KarmicX relentlessly despite having pretended to be so friendly last night:

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It's hard to imagine what could have provoked this 180° to being such a spiteful bitch overnight, other than if Karmic spurned Nick's requests that he make the quick drive down to Spicer and fuck his wife post haste. Hell hath no fury like a cuck scorned.
 
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I never thought it was an original idea, but Nick has once again reiterated it's fully legal and considered parody.
Then why doesn't he prove it? Obviously he is scared of Montagraph.
Nick is an utter retard. What exactly are the voices a parody off? The person? That is not protected in any way.
What is protected re-creating something the person has usually done, and which is recognizable, like for example a parody of a musician performing a piece.

You are not violating the rights of Michael Jackson by saying "Hee Hee" or doing some thriller dance moves. Even if you are doing it to mock him, its protected as parody.
If Nick had a shock-jock button that played a caricature of Aaron as the "Beggy Monster" beg for money, "Venmo, PayPal, Superchats", that would be parody.

Allowing random people to have an Aaron look-alike read something in Aaron's voice is not recreating anything, it is generating new content.
It is super fucking easy to figure out what is protected, and what Nick and Melton are doing is not.
 
3:30AM Nick's time and he's still at it. He'll need a little pick-me-up in the morning.

I guess Melton is "the lady" now.
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There is not, and will never be, anything remotely as cringe as this disgusting fucking faggot calling his rat faced gold digging whore of a wife "lady" "the lady" or "lady rackets"
Lady Gollum or the Slatternly Woman I can tolerate. But the rest is insane levels of cringe that even this smug pretentious faggot of a failure cannot normally attain without a dorito in his cockholster.
 
Nick spending over an hour tonight shitting all over KarmicX relentlessly despite having pretended to be so friendly last night
Lying about someone being on drugs after he’s spent almost a year bitching that people speak about the FACT of his drug consumption?

How very on-brand.

“Spending time with the lady,” huh? Imagine referring to your favorite screen as “lady.”
 
There is not, and will never be, anything remotely as cringe as this disgusting fucking faggot calling his rat faced gold digging whore of a wife "lady" "the lady" or "lady rackets"
Lady Gollum or the Slatternly Woman I can tolerate. But the rest is insane levels of cringe that even this smug pretentious faggot of a failure cannot normally attain without a dorito in his cockholster.
How do we know that in this instance the "Lady" isn't Trashy Tatts April?
 
One thing is hilarious to me beyond measure.

Didn't all those letters to the court put such a massive emphasize on how Nick is the designated family driver, driving 120 miles daily to chauffeur the kids?

Did they not ask for lenience because Nick needs to be there to drive them around?
What is he doing now daily? Sitting at home, not driving the kids.

So that was a big fucking coordinated lie wasn't it?
 
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I honestly think it's hilarious that Nick wasn't self-aware enough to realise visibly having done drugs, on stream, was a bad idea ahead of time, and only realised it after the stream.

Then again, the drugs do make him even more retarded.

I am really glad he had a stream looking so miserable. It's funny because he still doesn't realise how much of a lying, fake asshole that makes him look. Especially pretending to be nice to his daughter after he got caught being rude to his kids, again.

Jealous of Nick? No, if I was him then I wouldn't be finding it funny, and that would be boring.
 
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I honestly think it's hilarious that Nick wasn't self-aware enough to realise visibly having done drugs, on stream, was a bad idea ahead of time, and only realised it after the stream.

Then again, the drugs do make him even more retarded.

I am really glad he had a stream looking so miserable. It's funny because he still doesn't realise how much a lying, fake asshole that makes him look. Especially pretending to be nice to his daughter after he got caught being rude to his kids, again.

Jealous of Nick? No, if I was him then I wouldn't be finding it funny, and that would be boring.
Nicky doesn't yet realise that he is just a lowly druggie bum.
His ego is writing cheques that his rotted brain cant cash. Nicky thought he was smart enough to huff paint and look normal.
He will keep having bright ideas like this.
 
How do we know that in this instance the "Lady" isn't Trashy Tatts April?

Why not both? The three wolves getting the band back together this weekend and the revelry pouring over a ways into Monday would be as good of an explanation as any for all those sussy breaks that day, and his usual exhibitionist tendency to lay breadcrumbs short of full admission (like his @Kalea DMs once described) would probably lead to him publicly hinting at such a reunion so as to look like a gigachad and dunk on Aaron about his stolen wife in the process. Oh wait, perhaps he already did later that same day:

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How heartwarming that those kids may get to have two mommies once again. Someone has to help Kayla pick up the slack on all that constant driving while he's busy seething at his online enemies all day.
 
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I'm just waiting for the inevitable cans.wav sound bite when skelly knocks over his spent huffing material.
Last year we had the cokestream, I wonder if a huffstream is something we can look forward to?
Yeah, the video isn't that irrelevant, I just think it's funny as fuck.
 
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Someday we’ll find out what went down when Nick “got roofied” in Texas with Elijah Shaeffer, who has been doing buttsex with Steven Crowder (and others) for years. Whatever happened, it was definitely fucking gay as shit.
It was 100% gay shit. I saw an Elijah Schaffer clip recently, and he presents as a tough badass “right wing influencer” on xitter but he talks with a cocksucker’s lisp.
 
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