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Nando's Peri Peri sauce is only 5 calories a teaspoon and 1/2 cup is 24 teaspoons, making it 120 calories for the entire marinade she used. If she could eat chicken made like this for every meal with steamed veggies, the weight would melt off of her. She could dump Peri Peri on everything if it really makes it more palatable to her. It's just vinegar and spice with some onion puree.

I'm guessing the sugar and grease addiction kicked in and most of this was thrown out.
 
I think she might be done as a "fashion influencer". She looks shockingly old and haggard and her content isn't being engaged with by younger generations. The generation she came up with of older millenials looking for a fun quirky NYC gal are now mommy blogger followers and wellness consumers. They don't need a morbidly obese haggard looking Anna to help them pick out back to school outfits or a new yoga mat.

Lack of content and changing preferences are the least of her problems of course, but I'm sure it will pile on her destructive coping techniques of food, booze, pills and cigs.
 
Anna uploaded 2 «80s inspired» makeup posts to Instagram.

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I noticed this when watching Kate Winslet's latest video. Anna cut out the size label from this dress. It is from Free Assembly, a Walmart brand.
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I found a blurry Instagram reel of someone shopping at Walmart for this dress and you can clearly see the horizontal brand label has a size tag underneath. Other pictures of Free Assembly dresses in different styles all show a horizontal brand tag with size label beneath.
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I know she's blurred size labels in the past while doing a shopping video, but I wonder if she's cut out every single size label on her clothes in her closet so she can continue to be delusional about her size and how much she's grown.
 
I wonder if she's cut out every single size label on her clothes in her closet so she can continue to be delusional about her size and how much she's grown
I don’t see a big deal in cutting out labels. I do it on almost all my clothes. The routine is try them on to make sure they fit, cut out (or unpick) the labels, then wash. Labels are annoying itchiness, and there’s no need to keep them once you know you’re keeping the item.
 
I agree, but Anna is supposedly a plus size fashion influencer. She has a long history of lying about her size while obfuscating the actual size, including blurring clothing labels.

She brags about being 2x/3x. We know it irks her when reaction channels and the like points out that it’s an obvious lie. She would never cut out the label if it showed the size she claims.
 
I hope there’s a Kiwi who has done a better job, but Tiny Blue Anthropologist did an 11-part video series on Anna’s book, which could be interesting to you if you can stomach TBA.
Rats! That's the only one I know of, too, and while I do watch TBA, I feel like she's still too hesitant on the trigger to get ruthlessly into Anna's brain meat properly lest she be accused of being too farms-adjacent. @Potatis Salad I appreciate you taking one for the team to post it (or repost it if it was already posted), I may give it a skim and see if anything clicks into place to me that merits public citation and commentary.
You know Anna's a curvaceous girlboss babe when even her gums are serving candy juicy realness.
 
Here's a PDF of the book, it's on Libgen. Quickly scrolling through it, it looks like a bunch of platitudes and not much personal info.

EDIT: Hol up. Ctrl + F + "sister" gives us a cause of death:
Page 49 has got to be the most pathetic piece of shit I've read in a while. This is not something you'd publish as self-help. You'd hand this to your therapist as a cry for help. Jesus Christ.

The story on pages 82-83 reads like an absurd reddit shitpost.

I noticed a lot of grammatical errors and typos as well, not that our self-published queen would bother with an editor.
 
I don’t see a big deal in cutting out labels. I do it on almost all my clothes. The routine is try them on to make sure they fit, cut out (or unpick) the labels, then wash. Labels are annoying itchiness, and there’s no need to keep them once you know you’re keeping the item.
Okay but why leave the brand label and only remove the size label?
 
I'm sure someone here has read Anna's book (A Life of Full of Glitter, or some pithy title like that) - I've heard from some reactors it was quite insightful into her mindset, once you've broken down the psychology of her. Anyone have some insight from their read-through (or links to when it first came out, as I'm sure it's buried somewhere deep in this thread)? Would love to see some more about it, specifically compared to the modern day Anna who has done everything she can to reshape her image since.

See:

Here's a PDF of the book, it's on Libgen. Quickly scrolling through it, it looks like a bunch of platitudes and not much personal info.

This is my bare bones review when I read it back in 2021:

Okay, finished the book.

The way she talks all the way through it, you'd think that she'd had a never ending stream of mancookie breaking down her door, begging for dates and sex since she left high school. Oh, the ex boyfriends she's had, chiseled of jaw and sculptured of abdomen! She helpfully provides a bibliography at the end, but then flat out destroys any remote credibility this might bring her by referencing Wikipedia! Another note simply reads, "I made these numbers up."

To anyone thinking of reading it, it'll only take a couple of hours, max, and the only difficulty it'll give you is with the lack of editing. Don't buy it, pirate it. Not to deny Anna the money out of vindictiveness, but because it is completely without substance and has a distinct lack of merit.

@Potatis Salad summed it up pretty well. It was a very nothing endeavor, and if it were released today, I'd wonder if it were written by AI. Anna could probably write trash for tweens quite well, if she were able to restrain her inappropriateness for any length of time. My memory's rather hazy about the contents, but I remember thinking that the entire book was so shallow it wouldn't get the soles of your feet damp.

Okay but why leave the brand label and only remove the size label?

Because then it'll give Anna the warm glow of owning something horrendously expensive that only someone as successful as her can afford, without the narc injury of the XXXXXXL size label.

She's not a tag remover for physical comfort like @I call shenanigans and I are, she's a tag remover for the sake of soothing her ever simmering narc injury.
 
Has it occurred to Anna that no one is seeing these because everyone has moved on from these type of videos? People are moving towards more authentic influencers, living more authentic lives. They've moved past her style, even to laugh at.

Suggesting that Anna did something that wasn’t the greatest thing EVARRRRR???? A crime. Straight to jail with Jae Bae.
 
Has it occurred to Anna that no one is seeing these because everyone has moved on from these type of videos? People are moving towards more authentic influencers, living more authentic lives. They've moved past her style, even to laugh at.
She also has been farting up her timeline for the past half a year with a bunch of recycled material. I can imagine people who were genuine fans could have gotten sick of seeing re-runs
 
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