They're just so nasty, 10 extra minutes is all one would need for something more edible. It really can't get any worse than these one-pot-slop meals.
Australia has these massive mushrooms that works very well. Vegan haloumi works pretty well in burgers as well.
It was something Momma basso taught me,
Other than a really few things, like in some kinds of breading or Chinese takeout copycat dishes or egg drop soup, cornstarch isn't an ingredient, it's an admission of failure. It's a last-ditch way to save a sauce or gravy you've screwed up.
I don't think it's that bad, it's just the most pleb-tier topping there is. I'll sometimes get it but I won't pretend it isn't engaging in plebbery.
Shroom stock also does the trick.
Cathy was a no-nonsense, fast-talking consummate pitchwoman and huckster. She would have run rings around even pre-stroke Jack while he was struggling to get an "Ughh, looks gud" out of his retard brain. Don't forget, he even tried one of the products she advertised, ignored the directions, raged about his own fuck up in the video as if it was the product's fault and got slapped with a lawsuit for his trouble.
Boozy Aunt Sandra used to love making use of the slow cooker in her stand and stir show. Several times it was some kind of soup that had pasta in it. It's been simmering for eight hours. That pasta is now just mush.
Of course he does. Daddy Trump did them. Trump could fuck Hammy (it would be the only time I'd feel sorry for Trump) and Jack would be sitting in the cuck chair cheering him onack loves tariffs
Trump wouldn't fuck Tammy, he'd be hotmic'ed calling her a fat pig and a mommy wife, then he'd do his retard impression. Jack would not understand this and still clap, then tell the story about how he choked his son out again.
I have tried my fair share of meat substitutes for boring logistical reasons related to keeping kosher. I really like the Morningstar Farms corn dogs (they taste like the real thing to me and are a guilty pleasure treat), Beyond Sausages (sweet Italian and hot Italian), and a lot of Gardein products (especially the fake chicken filets even though they’re $10 for three).
Easy said when one's fat wife pays for everything, Jack.
Stroke to coma would be nice for the world. Less of this fat asshole barging in and shitting up the place ala Johnny Somali and Vitaly.
If he gets in a coma/goes full vegetable, do you think his family will weekend at Bernie him for videos to continue their tax breaks?
Oh God, please let this happen please please please
You mean you need to understand the movie. Fatty as the understanding of a toddler. It's just pretty pictures and big buff men hitting each other. That's what he wants to see.
