💪 Tough Guys Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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What color is your life, Alex?
It's probably brown. Him taking shots at you over you not having a pfp is hilariously pointless. Imagine being this mad over inviting someone on your Xitter profile. I love how for days everyone was saying "just log off" to him but he didn't want to because he said he didn't trust us. Look at the result of that now. It's not that he didn't want to log off, it's that he can't. I can't believe even after he had his family step in he is still doing the same thing.
 
I love your new profile pic PaperRoads. It's blue like your life and it's a P which stands for what you are, a pedophile
Disgusting how this Internet addicted anime loving neonazi bully is so unhappy with his own life that he has to pick on neurodivergent people like Pare Roads.
 
P.S. could you use KF dark mode instead? It doesn't contrast well with the dark DA background. thanks.
Live footage of Alex using KF:
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Also looks like the podcast isn't happening.

Kengle has gone live, I'm watching for Alex.

Edit: i tap out this shit is unwatchable and i get temptation to just crash this fucking thing. I'll check the replay tomorrow.
 
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This is just a temporary profile. Also, I'm not into philosophy all that much, what does "blue like your life" mean? What color is your life, Alex?

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I love your new profile pic PaperRoads. It's blue like your life and it's a P which stands for what you are, a pedophile.
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You wanted to be 3 different anime girls in the span of 1 day. Who do you truly want to be, Alex?

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I will be a cute anime girl whether you like it or not. Nobody is gonna stop me. I shall look like this because she is so cute.
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Are you sure you want to go down that road?

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I also plan on filing a class action lawsuit against Joshua Conner Moon for naming and shaming me.

P.S. could you use KF dark mode instead? It doesn't contrast well with the dark DA background. thanks.
He projects more then a crappie school projector
 
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What this is, either it's just a random equation he found or he's admitting to being a zoophile since it involves the ζ symbol.
The Riemann hypothesis is well known for being one of the very few problems that has yet to be solved by any skilled pure mathematician. I think some random institution (forgot the name) is willing to automatically hand out 1mil USD to whoever can provide a logically plausible solution to it. Now, as for what ANY of this has to do with Alex and his retardation, I don't know. Is he trying to say he's misunderstood by everybody else?
 
The Riemann hypothesis is well known for being one of the very few problems that has yet to be solved by any skilled pure mathematician. I think some random institution (forgot the name) is willing to automatically hand out 1mil USD to whoever can provide a logically plausible solution to it. Now, as for what ANY of this has to do with Alex and his retardation, I don't know. Is he trying to say he's misunderstood by everybody else?
He's trying to prove he doesn't have a Precambrian brain by posting complex maths. He can post as many mathematical equations as he wants, it won't undo the fact he was in special classes and needed a "personal helper" in school.
 
Now, as for what ANY of this has to do with Alex and his retardation, I don't know. Is he trying to say he's misunderstood by everybody else?
Alex has a tendency to pretend he's smart so he posts random shit about math, he did it before and will do it again. He also says he watches artsy soviet movies like Come and See. He's that specific brand of retard that knows deep down that he's retarded so he has to prove otherwise to the world.

Math is way outside my ballpark and i spent my whole life running away from it so i had no idea what it was.
 
He probably mainly hung out on deviant art and other gooner circles where islamic shit gets normalized. He may have been 'normal' around there.
Less emphasis on the art and more on the deviant. Been that way for a while. Honestly it's hard to believe it's still there, especially after decades.
She looks like a child.
Alex, why are you calling a child cute? Knowing your past, it creeps me out that you'd say something like that...
Is this what happens if you can't get a real girlfriend? You want to be the girlfriend???
 
Uh oh, Alex trooning out arc? Wasn't on my bingo card but fuck it we ball, let it happen, that's gonna be as lulzy as it ever possible to be. :story:
Alex already did troon out, and had the name "Ankaa". It's literally in the op.
 
It took you THIS long for you to figure it out? :lossmanjack:
It was a rhetorical question. Honestly I'm baffled as to how Alex has managed to stay this way for this long.

It's like, look dude, you posted your face and name and your... prurient interests all over the internet and got ridiculed for it. Then you doubled down and even your parents intervened in this very thread, and you're still going on about this anime girl thing and how people made fun of you on the internet.

You're 25 and your personal life isn't much better at this moment, but I don't think it's too late for you. I'm not going to give you any advice, as I don't believe you'll take it. But you should really think about where you want to go from here.

I have a relative who's also in his twenties who has some difficulties and lives with his parents as well. But he's at least got himself a job and doesn't make a fool of himself on the internet.

I'm amazed his parents didn't remove his internet or send him to a group home yet.
 
This is just a temporary profile. Also, I'm not into philosophy all that much, what does "blue like your life" mean? What color is your life, Alex?

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I love your new profile pic PaperRoads. It's blue like your life and it's a P which stands for what you are, a pedophile.
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You wanted to be 3 different anime girls in the span of 1 day. Who do you truly want to be, Alex?

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I will be a cute anime girl whether you like it or not. Nobody is gonna stop me. I shall look like this because she is so cute.
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Are you sure you want to go down that road?

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I also plan on filing a class action lawsuit against Joshua Conner Moon for naming and shaming me.

P.S. could you use KF dark mode instead? It doesn't contrast well with the dark DA background. thanks.
Alex, PaperRoads ain't the one jerking it to mutilated drawings of small children. The only pedophile that needs a bullet is you.
 
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What this is, either it's just a random equation he found or he's admitting to being a zoophile since it involves the ζ symbol.
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I just love how instead of them trying to understand what the Riemann Hypothesis actually is, they mock me and call me stupid on hyperbolic proportions and try to make fantasies and theories about me. I can try to comprehend the baffling double standard but it may be something I couldn't fathom. It just keeps creating paradoxes. Alright, enough with playing with the animals.

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I think this is the first time Alex addressed me in any way, shape or form, it feels nice to be noticed :).

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Shit, it took me years to realize I've been feeding the trolls again and again and again. Duke Nukem was right. Trying to prove smarter and better than these trolls by making these dumb updates only makes no better than these trolls. Fuck me. I lost so much cognitive ability after being terminally online for all these years. And now I realized I lost the cognitive ability to not take trolls seriously. Alright, no more status updates related on Kiwi Farms.

Like clockwork, see you in 2-5 business days
 
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I just love how instead of them trying to understand what the Riemann Hypothesis actually is, they mock me and call me stupid on hyperbolic proportions and try to make fantasies and theories about me. I can try to comprehend the baffling double standard but it may be something I couldn't fathom. It just keeps creating paradoxes. Alright, enough with playing with the animals.

I think this is the first time Alex addressed me in any way, shape or form, it feels nice to be noticed :).
Alex, if you're reading this, don't try and pretend that you understand what it is either. Also "hyperbolic"? Everything that has been said about you (+ every potential accusation that could ever be made in the first place) has been completely true.
 
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I just love how instead of them trying to understand what the Riemann Hypothesis actually is, they mock me and call me stupid on hyperbolic proportions and try to make fantasies and theories about me. I can try to comprehend the baffling double standard but it may be something I couldn't fathom. It just keeps creating paradoxes. Alright, enough with playing with the animals.

I think this is the first time Alex addressed me in any way, shape or form, it feels nice to be noticed :).
"Ha! I love that instead of derailing the thread into a discussion of mathematical theorems, they continue to call me a pedophile just because I'm sexually attracted to children!"

That's what Alex considers a win.
 
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