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Relinquish

Relinquish

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It is currently 2025, people born in 2006 are 19 years old, and people born in 2007 are now 18 years old, which means that both groups can now use KiwiFarms without any issues. I've personally noticed that recent new users have a certain zoomer mannerism which I'm very familiar with (Not gonna name the names obviously), though despite this, KiwiFarms is still mostly populated with the older generation

I'm a Zoomer, I've mentioned this several times in my posts, and I'm making this thread since I felt that a lot of discussion around Gen Z or Zoomers is very sparse, yes they are threads talking about Gen Z but they're mostly focused on specific things rather than them as a whole. If you're a Zoomer, you can vent out your frustrations with this Generation here, or if you're not a Zoomer, you can give your 2 cents or ask questions about anything you've been wondering
 
Relinquish said:
I've personally noticed that recent new users have a certain zoomer mannerism
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I'm kind of curious, so I'll bite. What kind of mannerisms would that be? You can just list the traits without mentioning any names.
 
The 2000s were great for a while. You see this:
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This was peak entertainment as a young zoomie. Even if you didn't understand the game, you could still open it on the fridge. That shit was awesome.
 
YWNBAM said:
What kind of mannerisms would that be? You can just list the traits without mentioning any names.
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All the mannerisms in question fall under one category, it’s the usage of “Zoomers inside jokes/memes”. I can tell a person is a Zoomer by memes and jokes they’re using in their posts. Like the dead rose emoji 🥀
 
Relinquish said:
All the mannerisms in question fall under one category, it’s the usage of “Zoomers inside jokes/memes”. I can tell a person is a Zoomer by memes and jokes they’re using in their posts. Like the dead rose emoji 🥀
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VHjFgBjxds0
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Is that a TikTok thing? Bro. I don't get social media. I get computers. I stayed away from that shit growing up though because I didn't want them to have my data. Always felt like a more millennial thing to post everything about your life on Facebook.
 
Relinquish said:
All the mannerisms in question fall under one category, it’s the usage of “Zoomers inside jokes/memes”. I can tell a person is a Zoomer by memes and jokes they’re using in their posts. Like the dead rose emoji 🥀
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VHjFgBjxds0
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You could just say @NOME, we're all thinking about @NOME when you say this. It's okay to name and shame @NOME for being a zoomer.

WelperHelper99 said:
Is that a TikTok thing? Bro. I don't get social media. I get computers. I stayed away from that shit growing up though because I didn't want them to have my data. Always felt like a more millennial thing to post everything about your life on Facebook.
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It's a TikTok/Reels thing. It's become a meme to make up nigger slang as a joke then to unironically use it. I don't understand it either.
 
I've noticed lately that 21-24 year old zoomers seem to be a lot more reasonable and less annoying than 21-24 year old zoomers I worked with 5 years ago. Like the zoomers from 5 years ago were so fucking immature and retarded. They were obsessed with godawful mumble rap music and Gucci bags and talked like complete fucking retards. I remember one dude bragging about how he butt chugged beer and xanax. Just utter fucking retarded nigger behaviour all around.

The zoomers i'm working with now seem like normal people. If they didn't look young and hadn't said how old they are I would have thought they were older for sure. They actually seem to care about their work and are responsible with things. Five years ago I had to explain to a zoomer why Tarzan swinging on an overhead crane carrying a load was dangerous and retarded. These new zoomers do not seem interested in doing such retarded shit.

Younger zoomers still seem pretty dumb though. My wife works with some 16-17 year olds and she says they're a fucking nightmare to work with. They give zero fucks and are pretty retarded.
 
Raise your hand if you're younger than YouTube.
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WelperHelper99 said:
Bro. I don't get social media. I get computers. I stayed away from that shit growing up though because I didn't want them to have my data.
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Not sure what changed. Even as a drooling retard child, I knew not to use my real name online for any reason. It was like the one thing your parents were obliged to tell you before setting you loose on the Internet at age four.
 
Why do zoomies look like shit? We got a new guy at work that's fat and bald with wrinkles and I was absolutely shocked to find out he's 20.

That's not the only example I've seen lately either. Is it the Skibidi in the water?
 
Relinquish said:
All the mannerisms in question fall under one category, it’s the usage of “Zoomers inside jokes/memes”. I can tell a person is a Zoomer by memes and jokes they’re using in their posts. Like the dead rose emoji 🥀
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VHjFgBjxds0
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I think it can be only applied to a subcategory of zoomers and they seem to switch their memes every goddamn day, so I don't even bother to pick any of them up. I literally discovered the dead rose emoji meme is a thing a few hours ago.

There seems to be a divide between older zooms and younger zooms, and the little shits are very loud, gay and obnoxious.
 
Jace on ice said:
Why do zoomies look like shit? We got a new guy at work that's fat and bald with wrinkles and I was absolutely shocked to find out he's 20.

That's not the only example I've seen lately either. Is it the Skibidi in the water?
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It's because they sit at home doing nothing. Here's a breakdown of the average Zoomers social life:

The typical Friday night for a Zoomer is they get home, eat dinner their parents made, turn on computer and call their friends on Discord and play Helldivers until 5AM. Sometimes they'll drink, but it'll be the worst shit possible. They'll smoke weed and get munchies and eat garbage. Then they'll take a couple huffs from their vape pen and send questionable mixtures of carcinogenic chemicals, seed oils, artificial flavorings, (all the things RFK wants to ban) directly into their fucking lungs because it tastes like Fruit Loops. Their Saturday is more or less the same thing.

Then one of the ambitious ones will try to get everyone together to actually meet in person. He'll reach out to five guys. One will bail 20 minutes beforehand. The other will bail when they're supposed to meet because they "forgot" and the other will just no call no show and hit the Fuck You button when you try to hit them up. So it'll just be Zoomer 1 and Zoomer 2 hanging out for all of an hour, half of which will be spent on their phones doom scrolling Hinge and complaining about how they get no bitches. Then the ambitious one will say "I'ma head out. Let's play Helldivers when I get home". Then they'll play Helldivers till 4AM again. Sunday will be the day their parents friends and/or family come over for dinner, and Zoomer will say very little, make an appearance just for dinner, and then go back to their Zoom cave to goon and play Helldivers until midnight when it's time for bed.

Zoomer will go to work on Monday, say he had a great weekend. Coworker will ask what they did and he'll say "Nothing. Just relaxed." And they'll talk about how much they love doing nothing and how they're on their grind constantly. So over time, they'll get fat because they get no exercise. They go bald because their diet is shit and they don't see sunlight. They can't hold a conversation because they can't do anything in person. They can't get a date because of factors out of their control, but even when they do they blow it because they're socially awkward. So they have no desire to be better other than Andrew Tate screaming at them because their dads gave up years ago.

That's why Zoomers look like shit. To be fair, much of this is out of their control. But to the Zoomers 3,4, and 5 who bail on doing social things- Fuck you; neck yourselves.
 
Jace on ice said:
Why do zoomies look like shit? We got a new guy at work that's fat and bald with wrinkles and I was absolutely shocked to find out he's 20.

That's not the only example I've seen lately either. Is it the Skibidi in the water?
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YWNBAM said:
There seems to be a divide between older zooms and younger zooms, and the little shits are very loud, gay and obnoxious.
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Zoomers are very divided on all fronts. You have Zoomers who are obsessed with beauty standards to the point where each one of them look like they’re made in a factory, and then you have others who don’t care at all, they don’t iron their clotches, look like shit, etc. You also have Zoomers who lean to far-left and far-right
Many statistics don’t understand this which is why you have this confusion between Millennials about what the fuck Zoomers are even doing
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Relinquish said:
Zoomers are very divided on all fronts. You have Zoomers who are obsessed with beauty standards to the point where each one of them look like they’re made in a factory, and then you have others who don’t care at all, they don’t iron their clotches, look like shit, etc. You also have Zoomers who lean to far-left and far-right
Many statistics don’t understand this which is why you have this confusion between Millennials about what the fuck Zoomers are even doing
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Some of it is undoubtedly hygiene and giving a fuck in our dystopian hellscape.

Most of the complaints I see about boyfriends not washen theyz asses seem to be from zoomer chicks.
 
Relinquish said:
Many statistics don’t understand this which is why you have this confusion between Millennials about what the fuck Zoomers are even doing
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we do our own things...gurting... jugging... gooning... being une*mployed... cracking tortas... glazing lebron...
Our ilk is quite diverse. In contrast to the monotonous millenials and boomers.
 
Relinquish said:
Zoomers are very divided on all fronts. You have Zoomers who are obsessed with beauty standards to the point where each one of them look like they’re made in a factory, and then you have others who don’t care at all, they don’t iron their clotches, look like shit, etc. You also have Zoomers who lean to far-left and far-right
Many statistics don’t understand this which is why you have this confusion between Millennials about what the fuck Zoomers are even doing
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I mean, isn't it kind of obvious that there are going to be a lot of different types of people within such a large age group? There are always the ugly, older-looking, unkempt folks in every generation. What really sets the Zooms apart from the Millennials is that they were the first to grow up with internet culture/social media, so the internet is their dancing/sex/reading. And with the speed at which the net is evolving and spreading different information, many are consuming a lot of different ideologies and splitting into factions trying to find an identity or a stable worldview which will never happen because economy is in shambles.

To be honest, sometimes I wish I had been born in an earlier time, before the internet, or at least at the age of adulthood when it just came around. It's like all the fun passed when I was a kid, and now it's just bills, inflation, and stupid gay shit to deal with. Artistic media has lost a lot of it's merit and quality since the web came along.
 
YWNBAM said:
To be honest, sometimes I wish I had been born in an earlier time, before the internet, or at least at the age of adulthood when it was just came around. It's like all the fun passed when I was a kid, and now it's just bills, inflation, and stupid gay shit to deal with.
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You're 100% right. All the fun passed when you were a kid.

There is not a single night club or bar I frequented in my youth that is still open today or hasn't changed ownership. And I'm not that old. The average price of a beer when I started drinking was $3-5 and the lavish prices we made fun of were $8-12. Now, $8-12 is the norm virtually everywhere. Every nightclub or young bar has been shut down for being too rowdy or hasn't done enough business to justify staying open. The major party sectors of my young adulthood life are all gone. Real estate investors convinced mayors and local politicians to shut down places where young people gather.

For a teen? It's even worse. Where did I go as a teen? Movie theaters. Too expensive for that anymore. Hang out at the mall? Can't do that anymore. Malls now have curfews now and close early assuming they're still open. Restaurants? Everything closes by 10pm and there are no cheap specials anymore. Concerts? Fuck they're expensive now. Nothing is open all night anymore. Skate parks barely exist and close early. There's nowhere for teens to just hang out anymore other than at someone's house. That's a death knell for social gatherings.

I still frequent bars and all I see even in younger crowds are 25+ year olds. I don't see 21 year olds virtually ever. Everyone is mid-20s. Outside of very touristy destinations nobody is going outside. I've joked on this forum before that you zoomers don't need to be convinced to "Get In the POD", you faggots do it happily anyway because it's the norm for you guys. There's no fixing this. Kids need to be divorced from the internet but there's a concerted quiet war against youth having fun by institutional powers on local levels.
 
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