Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Keffals is streaming from London, Canada once again, is rewriting history and claiming this 2 month trip will be the longest they've been in Canada since the Swatting (Totally ignoring the fact he moved back from Ireland and lived in the luxury apartment for ~8 months).

The Keffals manuscript which was being written for 3 years is complete. 270 pages, 93,000 words of pure copium. I wonder if any publisher will actually want to touch it

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Keffals... real job :story:
 
He can swap tips with Patrick Tomlinson on how to write dumb shit that nobody wants and that will never get published.

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Fat.

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Sickly.

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Chunky boi.
 
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Punished Neco said:
The Keffals manuscript which was being written for 3 years is complete. 270 pages, 93,000 words of pure copium. I wonder if any publisher will actually want to touch it
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I think it's time for Lolcow LLC to expand into the publishing business. I desperately want to read this fanfic.
 
I skimmed through some of the stream.
Despite claiming to be drama free Keffals decided to phone up Rose Mullet and have them on speakerphone up to the mic.

Meanwhile, Keffals has once again given a new date for the lolsuit against London police, and wouldn't you know it, it's once again "next year" (Which Keffals has been saying for the past 3 years at this point).
Admits it's not about morality, or trying to make a change for the better by making the London police wear bodycams (Which is what the original claim was).
All pretense of this lolsuit being a change for the better is gone.
Finally admits all he wants is money :story:

No Keffals, the police didn't fuck up your life, you did that all by yourself

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Great minds think alike, I posted that exact same comparison like 2 years ago :story:
 
Chongqing said:
There used to be a restaurant in London, Ontario called Sorrenti's. Any lore on how he chose the name?
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His mother's name is Katherine Sorrenti(maiden name), it's in the OP. I think this is an American/North American thing though, there's a restaurant that has the same name as the last name of someone you go to school with, and you ask and they're not related at all :cringe:
 
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